I. INITIALIZATION...
Alrighty, so here it is, my brand new website ----> ISSUEZZ.COM <----
officially launched as of RIGHT NOW!... looks fuckin AMAZING, oh and
yeah, I designed this sexy bitch myself... and yeah, I fuckin CUSS like a
sailor motherfucka, so you're just gonna have to bare with it... so yeah,
this is my home, my (uh) iPartment or E-Partment I guess you can call it.
What I say/post on here is all OPINION, and yeah, personal VENTING,
which is actually good for the BODY, MIND & SOUL, despite what
"select individuals" out there might think (judge me as much as you like).
Emotional discretion is advised, however, considering the (sad) fact that
most of the material/content on ISSUEZZ.COM is that of a "dark" nature.
II. NOT A SERIAL KILLER
Before I go on though, I just want to set the record straight here, in that
I am no "POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLER"... cause you see, at the time of
the launching of this site, the "Elliot Rodger (05.23.14 Santa Barbara
campus shooting) incident" took place... and yeah, there's indeed some
"striking similarities" between myself, and the aforementioned individual.
And let it be stated RIGHT HERE that I possess NO GUNS/FIREARMS,
and being that I live in Canada, a nation (unlike its southern-neighbours),
with strict laws that forbids "common citizens" from possessing such.
So for all those people, who like to "judge", and proclaim me as possibly
being "the next... Elliot Rodger", ummm, you will be hugely mistaken.
III. THE FORMER "A$APDAVE"
So yes indeed, ISSUEZZ.COM is the genius handy work of "DVSNGH"
Dave Singh, le artist formerly known as A$APDAVE: ASAPDAVE.COM..
For those 'confused', A$APDAVE was my previous online handle (from
July 2013 to April 2014), before reverting back to my previous, previous
handle (DVSNGH)... What a fuckin stupid name "ASAP DAVE" was!
No disrespects to A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg, and the whole A$AP Mob,
I still dig their $HIT, and still think, they are "the very future" of hip-hop,
and hey, I probably woulda continued running with the A$AP name, had
it not been for people -at my workplace- who repeatedly kept spouting it.
Also, the fact I was A$AP DAVE and wasn't BLACK, played a factor too.
IV. THE NAME "DVSNGH"
The handle I go by is "DVSNGH", abbreviated in short for "Dave Singh",
my name minus the vowels (or I guess you can just call me "DAVE!")...
which was the original handle I went by, from January 2012 to July 2013,
during the launching of what was DVSNGH.COM (the first incarnation of
what has now become ISSUEZZ.COM)... DVSNGH >>> A$APDAVE!
I also wanna note, that the whole reverting back to the DVSNGH name,
was not as 'planned', as I was in works of getting the name "DEEZUS", a
play off of (Kanye's) YEEZUS, along with, the domain of DEEZUS.COM!
This didn't work out, since some ASSHOLE, had the domain claimed,
for resale purposes, and had me notified, I could have it ...for $10'000!
V. THE DOMAIN "ISSUEZZ.COM"
So my name is DVSNGH, and the name of my site is ISSUEZZ (.com),
an alteration of the word "ISSUES"... I seized upon the name/domain of
ISSUEZZ (.com) for multiple reasons, the main of which being, one of my
favorite musical acts is a band named "ISSUES" (ISSUESROCK.US)...
Along with the fact, should be no surprise, I got major fucking issues!
Thankfully, the cost of purchasing ISSUEZZ.COM, was that of only $50!
As far as the word "issues", in itself, goes... one could possibly argue,
that tying yourself to that of a word that is, let's face it, not so 'positive',
it may end up having an adverse affect on me and all that I'm trying to
accomplish through my blog (the main goal of which: to make friends).
VI. THE LOGO
Along with the branding of the ISSUEZZ name, comes the ISSUEZZ
"logo" (I designed myself), which can be seen at the top of this blog...
the ISSUEZZ logo is that of a circle, centering the CN tower, and a paisley (GANGSTA pattern) backdrop... anything else I'm missing here?
Oh yeah, there just so happens to be a 'satanic (pentagram) star',
as well as, an 'upside-down (antichrist) cross', just thrown in 'at random'.
Care to explain to this 'the people', ?, before they reach the assumption,
idunno, I'm sort of a 'devil worshipper' or something, eventho I'm hindu.
Not sure the fuck to tell ya, besides, well... WICKED LOGO, DUDE!
I may be EPIC FAIL, at life, but my creativity skills are EPIC AMAZING!
VII. DISPELLING THE RUMOURS
I just wanted to dispel the rumours of myself (the former A$APDAVE)
made by rumour mongers (on twitter!), saying I was arrested/detained,
and forced to close my (former) twitter (@ASAP_DSVP) and website
(ASAPDAVE.COM)... due to my sudden, unannounced "online hiatus",
and discontinuation of weekly "cryptic" blogs... 100% rumours/bullshit!
Have it be known, I show NO INTIMIDATION, NOR BACKING DOWN
to the individuals repping the BLUE & WHITE (<--- the color of their car),
and if they so want to come CHECKUP ON ME, sure, NO PROBLEMOS!
However, be cautioned/prepared, to meet with a 'slight tipsy' DVSNGH,
since 'nervous and/or volatile' situations lead me to the liquor cabinet.
VIII. OLD FORMAT
So one of the big factors behind the dissolution of ASAPDAVE.COM,
besides my obvious growing-hate of the name "ASAP DAVE!", was that
I needed to adopt a new "blog format"... what I was doing before, it just
wasn't working, and also becoming intensely strenuous on my brain...
it became a bitch to put out long weekly blogs NO ONE FUCKIN READS!
Had I had actual audience, aside from well, those in law enforcement :P
it woulda made sense to continue forth with the old format I had going,
but reality finally hit me, letting me know, I gotta ditch the damn format.
No point really having to explain it in words, just see for yourself, over at:
asapdsvp.blogspot.com (the site that was formerly ASAPDAVE.COM).
IX. NEW FORMAT
So out with the old format, and in with the new format, which is basically
what you see HERE, my big huge giganta rant, broken down into "10"...
I. (bla) II. (bla) III. (bla) IV. (bla) V. (bla) VI. (bla) VII. VIII. (bla) IX. (bla) X..
this way, hopefully, the POINT(s) I'm trying to make actually get across,
and people (HOPEFULLY!) understand me and where I'm coming from.
Which is quite funny, me saying that, considering the sad reality being
THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME AND WHERE I'M COMING FROM
AND ALL THE BULLSHIT I'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH IN MY LIFE!!!!!
Anyways, apologies for the OUTBURST, you understand me better now?
But really, I do hope this new format works, and people get a good read.
X. S.O.S (SAME OLD SHIT)
And the last point I have to make now is, well, sorry to have to say it...
to all those familiar with my prev. persona, A$APDAVE, yeah "that fag!"...
I (as DVSNGH/ISSUEZZ) will continue bein the same FAG I was before,
ranting endlessly over the fact "I CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!" (awe)
and what amazing "FAILURE!" I am in life and all that wonderful S.H.I.T!
Now those particularly familiar with the FORMER A$APDAVE (that fag!),
in referring to 'one particular group', who had "plans in the making..." to
come find me, and (idunno) ASSAULT ME, or just plain HUMILIATE ME,
I wanna let you know (incl. you, Danny Robson, lead bully in the attack),
that you are 'more than welcome' to still carry out your planned attack!
