Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... broadcasting thiz TW mixtape live from (shittyazz) #BramptonTransit... yupperz
On ma way to ma job.. 10:30 in tha mornin here.. soon about to start ma shift, long day ahead of me, you know wanna know when it endz -> 1AM
Yep... be workin 11AM to 1AM (restaurant job), mind you I do get a 3 hour break, amen to that (I guezz)... thiz what I gotta do for tha $$$
And speakin a $$$ (dolla dolla billz).. it bringz me to tha main subject for tha day.. thiz bein ma brand new WALLET!
Yeah, thiz being ma sexyazz brand-new, all-black #LACOSTE "Cross" bi-fold wallet, $90 (not sold in stores) #EBAY
Now before I go on... juz wanna pay ma respectz to ma now retired #DEADMAU5 wallet... that'z fuckin right, DEADMAU5!
May not been tha bestezt wallet in termz of featurez.. but hey... it blended real nice with ma #PRESTO (transit) card
So yeah... if you went read/saw ma prev TW mixtape... you woulda seen that I did quite tha bit of spendingz in tha last couple few weekz :$
Tho I haven't quite calculated it all yet... needlezz to say... we be lookin at about a possible (idunno) $1200+ in credit card damagez :X
Also included in tha spending ordeal were theze #TRANSFORMERS sticker setz... what for (?)... you'll see, shortly :)
Now ma new wallet will also be incorporating in ma recently-renewed health card and ma brand-new "Ontario photo card"
Long story short.. I've had longstanding history of photo card "ID" picz neva turnin out az good az hoped.. cringeworthy to best describe em
Sooo... with that bein that, I decided to add a small lil *FIX*, lol... and now I'm pleazed to look at ma ID'z now :)
Seemz a bit crazy, I know, but yes indeedy.. I went outta ma way to buy *STICKERZ* to cova up ma ugly photo ID pic... I'm juz that fucked :D
Gonna be interesting when I'm asked for ID.. guezz i'll have to remove em off for whoeva.. but no worriez (put a replacement sticka on afta)
But yeah... I juz wanted to take time to give y'allz a nice, sweet tour of ma new wallet... all put together now :)
Also included in ma wallet iz thiz $50 #REDLOBSTER gift card, I got az a Christmas gift 2+ yearz ago, still unused!
Cuz you see, *THA PLAN* wuz to (eventually) CA$H-IN tha card on a date with a special lady, but I (obviouzly) can't get no date! LMFAOOO
Yet still, in ma fucked-up mind, I still *BELIEVE* I'm capable of *ONE DAY* -gettin a date- and thuz using tha card tha way I envisioned
Anywayz.. thatz juz ma thoughtz az far az thiz new wallet goez.. what a huge step-up it iz compared to ma prev wallet
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