DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | SPAWN "THE ALBUM" (1997) | 11/28/14

I. OPENING THOUGHTS

I bring to you my 2 latest inductions into my DVSNGH record collection,
for the month of November (2014), being written live, bytheway at #BCC
(Bramalea City Centre mall), and of all days, BLACK (FUCKIN) FRIDAY!
And while a good 90% the peeps here came to *shop* and "find deals",
I came simply to have a cup of coffee, and do, whatever (blog???).
So I bring to you here 2 of my all-time favorite electronic-themed records,
Skrillex's "Bangarang" (2012) and the "Spawn" Movie Soundtrack (1997),
featuring the likes of The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, Moby, and others,
teaming up with big name rock bands (Metallica, Korn, Marilyn Manson),
indeed, my all-time fave movie soundtrack, to a movie I never seen (btw).

II. THOUGHTS ON SPAWN

So before I go on about "Spawn: The Album", and its amazing tunes,
"Spawn", for those who don't know, is a comic-book/fictional character
(est. 1992) created by world-famous artist/illustrator Todd McFarlane,
by "Image Comics" (no connection to Marvel or DC, which would eventually
be put into a movie adaption, in 1997, and hyped as "the next big thing",
in terms of comic-to-movie success (ie. Batman, Superman, Spider-Man),
but needless to say, it flopped badly, and was never to be heard from again.
But what it left behind was, no doubt, one of the greatest soundtracks ever!
Featuring collaborations from rock and electronic's finest acts (circa 1997),
creating some thunderous (and some, not so) results and a riot of a record).

III. TRACKLISTING

1. Filter And The Crystal Method - "(Can't You) Trip Like I Do" (4:28)
(40% Filter, 60% The Crystal Method)
2. Marilyn Manson And The Sneaker Pimps - "Long Hard Road..." (4:21)
(90% Marilyn Manson, 10% The Sneaker Pimps)
3. Orbital And Kirk Hammett - "Satan" (3:45)
(60% Orbital, 40% Kirk Hammet)
4. Korn And The Dust Brothers - "Kick The P.A." (3:21)
(60% Korn, 40% The Dust Brothers)
5. Butthole Surfers And Moby - "Tiny Rubberband" (4:12)
(50% Butthole Servers, 50% Moby)
6. Metallica And DJ Spooky - "For Whom The Bell Tolls" (4:39)
(40% Metallica, 60% DJ Spooky)
7. Stabbing Westward And Wink - "Torn Apart" (4:53)
(60% Stabbing Westard, 50% Wink)
8. Mansun And 808 State - "Skin Up Pin Up" (5:27)
(50% Mansun, 50% 808 State)
9. The Prodigy And Tom Morello - "One Man Army" (4:14)
(60% The Prodigy, 40% Tom Morello)
10. Silverchair And Vitro - "Spawn" (4:28)
(60% Silverchair, 40% Vitro)
11. Henry Rollins And Goldie - "T-4 Strain" (5:19)
(30% Henry Rollins, 70% Goldie)
12. Incubus And DJ Greyboy - "Familiar" (3:22)
(50% Incubus, 50% DJ Greyboy)
13. Slayer And Atari Teenage Riot - "No Remorse (I Wanna Die)" (4:16)
(5% Slayer, 95% Atari Teenage Riot)
14.  Soul Coughing And Roni Size - "A Plane Scraped Its Belly..." (5:26)
(20% Soul Coughing, 80% Roni Size)

IV. TRACK REFERENCE

1. Filter And The Crystal Method - "(Can't You) Trip Like I Do" ★★★★★
2. Marilyn Manson And The Sneaker Pimps - "Long Hard Road..." ★★★★★
13. Slayer And Atari Teenage Riot - "No Remorse (I Wanna Die)" ★★★★★
8. Mansun And 808 State - "Skin Up Pin Up" ★★★★
9. The Prodigy And Tom Morello - "One Man Army" ★★★★
3. Orbital And Kirk Hammett - "Satan" ★★★★
10. Silverchair And Vitro - "Spawn" ★★★★
4. Korn And The Dust Brothers - "Kick The P.A." ★★★
7. Stabbing Westward And Wink - "Torn Apart" ★★★
12. Incubus And DJ Greyboy - "Familiar" ★★★
6. Metallica And DJ Spooky - "For Whom The Bell Tolls" ★★
5. Butthole Surfers And Moby - "Tiny Rubberband" ★★
11. Henry Rollins And Goldie - "T-4 Strain" ★
14.  Soul Coughing And Roni Size - "A Plane Scraped Its Belly..." ★

V. FAVORITE TRACK

So this ain't fact, and just (my) opinion, but 'the soundtrack' (for Spawn)
mighta actually been more of a commercial success than 'the movie',
at a time when mp3's didn't exist, btw, and when people had to buy music.
So the 'big hit' song (I guess you can say) off of "Spawn: The Album" was
its lead-off track (Track 1) "(Can't You) Trip Like I Do", made by American
hard rock band Filter and American dance music duo The Crystal Method,
indeed, my favorite track, for its awesomeness (and aggressiveness).
It starts off slow and hypnotic, and full of all this techno babble and hoopla,
and suddenly, it's like you're thrown into this inferno of rage (and guitars).
One of the greatest (yet overlooked) moments in genre-mashing history.

VI. OTHER STANDOUT TRACKS

So this record was also famous for (Track 2) "Long Hard Road Out Of Hell",
a collaboration of (goth rock icon) Marilyn Manson and (the now-defunct,
trip-hop group) The Sneaker Pimps, as well as its (somewhat hard-to-watch)
music video, featuring Marilyn Manson 'naked', in full "transvestite" mode,
putting aside the BS, the song itself was amazing, and highly underrated.
Another standout track is (Track 13) "No Remorse" by (legendary) Slayer
and (Germany's) Atari Teenage Riot, despite it being somewhat lopsided
(5% Slayer, at most) collaboration, nonetheless, an intense, killer track.
And finally, (Track 3) "Satan", by ambient group Orbital with Metallica
guitarist Kirk Hammett, with their dance-metal salute to one, Mr. Satan.

VII. LEAST FAVORITE TRACKS

Just by looking at the "all-star" tracklisting, of this record, it's impressive,
but there were indeed some duds on this record, that need be pointed out,
such as (Track 4) "Kick The P.A." by Korn and The Dust Brothers, although,
not a 'boring song' by any means, but for "korn-standards", it's a dud.
And yeah, there's some tracks on this record that were meant to please the
"hardcore electronic" listener, these being (tracks 11 and 14) "T-4 Strain"
and "A Plane Scraped Its Belly..." (long, idiotic title that goes on...), which
amazingly, got the most praise of all tracks on the record, despite the fact,
they were BORING AS FUCK (and complete choirs) to have to listen to.
All in all, the number of *killers* far outnumber *the fillers*, on this record.

VIII. ARTWORK

So the artwork of "Spawn: The Album", now before I go on, should note,
I'm not a partaker in the whole "comic book/superhero" phenomenon deal,
cause to me, it's just all drawings with words, I don't get the whole "thrill",
but yeah, the cover of "Spawn: The Album" is the work of Todd McFarlane, 
and also should note, there's 2 different album covers, one for the CD
(with a silhouette of the Spawn character's face), and one for the vinyl
(with a more colourfully drawn, artwork display of Spawn, in full action).
Tho they both look wicked, I personally like the more simpler (CD) cover, 
as opposed to the other (vinyl) geared more to entice the "comic book fan".
The vinyls themselves, btw, are that of a transparent (SATANIC, EVIL) red.

IX. CLOSING THOUGHTS

So there you go, "Spawn: The Album", an absolutefuckinamazing record,
each track, a collaboration, between an artist/band (past, present, future)
of 2 complete different genres (rock/metal VS. techno/drum n' bass), tho
it been done once before, with the Judgement Night soundtrack (1991),
featuring top, prominent rock bands and rap acts, but wasn't all that good,
with this compilation, it was not only better, in terms of having better songs,
but it felt like there was more time/effort put into each song/collaboration.
Had Spawn 'the movie' actually been a success, yeah, there coulda been
not only a sequel to the movie, but to this amazing soundtrack, but sadly,
it failed, and Spawn (the comic character) would later fade into obscurity.

X. PICTURES

(FRONT COVER)

(BACK COVER)

(SLEEVE FRONT COVER, SAME FOR ALL 3)

(SLEEVE 1, BACK)

(SLEEVE 2, BACK)

(SLEEVE 3, BACK)

(VINYL 1 & 2)

(VINYL 1, SIDE A)

(VINYL 1, SIDE B)

(VINYL 2, SIDE A)

(VINYL 2, SIDE B)

(VINYL 3, SIDE A)

(VINYL 3, SIDE B)

(ALL TOGETHER)

DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | SKRILLEX "BANGARANG" (2012) | 11/28/14

I. OPENING THOUGHTS

So the next record to induct into the DVSNGH Record Collection is indeed,
Skrillex's "Bangarang" (2012), although, I wanna make note however,
it was originally supposed to been Deadmau5's "4 X 4 = 12" in this spot,
a vinyl/record I did PURCHASE (WELL OVER A MONTH AGO) from HMV
(Bramalea City Centre mall), and yeah, currently still awaiting arrival,
eventhough, I coulda bought it off of eBay (or Discogs.com), and gotten it
A LONGASS TIME AGO, and yeah, woulda been *HERE* writing about it. 
I should note, I FUCKIN HATE HMV STORES, and its employees, some of
THE DUMBEST employees they got (especially in this Bramalea location),
and whatever got into my skull, to make me go buy from them, beats me.

II. THOUGHTS ON SKRILLEX

So as much as I HATE HMV's, and just LOVE the sight of, either seeing
em close down (like the HMVs in Sherway Gardens and Trinity Commons),
or downscale significantly in size (like the HMV in Square One), lol,
the subject here is not about HMV, it's about the man that is Skrillex!
Now who is Skrillex, shouldn't have to "explain this", but he is in fact a DJ,
as well as former vocalist, of (somewhat successful) American rock band,
From First To Last, who chose to switch industries (from rock to rave),
and yeah, needless to say, he is one of THE best things going today (2014)
in the genre that is EDM (Electronic Dance Music), amongst many other
big names, ala the likes of David Guetta, Daft Punk, Tiesto and Deadmau5.

III. TRACKLISTING

1. "Right In" (3:00)
2. "Bangarang (Feat. Sirah)" (3:35)
3. "Breakn A Sweat (Feat. The Doors)" (5:01)
4. "The Devils Den (Feat. Wolfgang Gartner)" (4:52)
5. "Right On Time (Feat. 12 Planet)" (4:05)
6. "Kyoto (Feat. Sirah)" (3:20)
7. "Summit (Feat. Ellie Goulding)" (6:13)

IV. TRACK REFERENCE

2. "Bangarang (Feat. Sirah)" ★★★★★

7. "Summit (Feat. Ellie Goulding)" ★★★★★
6. "Kyoto (Feat. Sirah)" ★★★★★
4. "The Devils Den (Feat. Wolfgang Gartner)" ★★★★★
3. "Breakn A Sweat (Feat. The Doors)" ★★★★★
1. "Right In" ★★★★
5. "Right On Time (Feat. 12 Planet)" ★★★★

V. FAVORITE TRACK

So my favorite song off of "Bangarang" is indeed its title-track (Track 2),
and no doubt, my (personal) most played Skrillex song of all Skrillex songs,
and I'm talking about *thousands* upon many listens to this one song.
Though I wouldn't call this Skrillex's "breakthrough" hit, which I believe,
credit goes to "Scary Monsters" (song, from the record of the same title),
but at the time it hit (mainstream) radio, it was HUGE, and played massively
(first Skrillex tune I spotted hearing in restaurants, stores, just everywhere).
This was also at the time Skrillex was nominated for 5 Grammy Awards,
3 of which he ended up winning, so yeah, added to epicness of the song).
And indeed, one of few songs I can say, holds my interest from start to end.

VI. OTHER STANDOUT TRACKS

So what's very much amazing about "Bangarang" (the record, as a whole)
is that it's a record, where (YEAH!), I DIG EVERY FUCKIN SINGLE SONG!
Altho, I wouldn't go so far to say, there's never a dull moment, on the album,
but every song held my interest, at one point, tho I gotta tell you (LOL)
I fuckin played them SO MUCH (to point of absolute total DEATH),
it's kind of lost its luster to me, but yeah, at the height of my listening peak,
I indeed saw it as THE GREATEST ELECTRONIC/DANCE MUSIC EVER
created in my (15+) years exposure to anything 'electronic/dance' related,
as well some of the most DEMONIC electronic music I'd ever heard and
(track 4) "The Devil's Den" is direct example of that, just absolute madness!

VII. LEAST FAVORITE TRACKS

So from a *sound point* (melody, production) "Bangarang" is a 10/10,
now the vocals and lyrics on this record, yeah, the obvious weak-point,
whether it's Skrillex's own (which are heavily digitized, to say the least),
or Sirah's, which I must admit, I thought sounded pretty cool *at first*,
but they started to grow annoying eventually, I started to realize with 
(track 6) "Kyoto", despite its awesome *SKULL-SMASHING* synth riff.
The one song I didn't like all too much, at first, was (track 7) "Summit",
which came off initially like a "love song" between two babbling robots,
but the more I listened to it, the more I got into it, becoming the one song
I could play 'on repeat', and yeah, (after about 10 times), I had enough.

VIII. ARTWORK

So the artwork of "Bangarang" shows a red SKRILLEX logo atop a
smokey white/grey dry wall-like texture, with smashed/broken glass,
(inside, shows a "non-shattered" alternate version, of the same graphic),
pretty cool looking, nothing really mind blowing, but it doesn't matter,
tho I must say, I like it far far better than his "Recess (2014)" record cover,
since the whole alien/UFO/space martian thing ain't really my vibe.
I also would like to note that I even made my own specially customized (yes)
"Bangarang" decal/skin design for my iPod Touch MP3 player (see pic),
thanks to the help of the UK-based customizing site WRAPPZ (see link),
same source I used for my ASKING ALEXANDRIA iPhone design (see pic).

IX. CLOSING THOUGHTS

So I'm definitely glad to have inducted the Skrillex Bangarang EP into
my record collection, as opposed to Skrillex's later-released, first full record
(Recess LP, 2014), which I must say, was a huge letdown (in my opinion),
having been on the Skrillex *bro-wagon* (lol) from the very beginning
(My Name Is Skrillex EP, 2010), and being just BLOWN AWAY by it
10 BILLION TIMES more than anything he had done in his former band,
From First To Last, who strangely, started putting out way better albums
*after* Sonny Moore (real name of Skrillex) had left the band (in 2008).
Hopefully, Skrillex's next LP or EP is able to matchup (or even surpass)
Skrillex's finest, cutting-edge work-to-date, to me, being the Bangarang EP.

X. PICTURES

(FRONT COVER)

(BACK COVER)

(INLAY, FRONT)

(INLAY, BACK, CREDITS)

(VINYL, SIDE A)

(VINYL, SIDE B)

(DOWNLOAD SLIP, FRONT)

(DOWNLOAD SLIP, BACK)

(ALL TOGETHER)

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 22 / CODE:RED | "THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER" | 11/24/14

I. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER

So the name of this blog is indeed, yes, THE MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER,

and it's in regards to MY MIDDLE FINGER, and yeah, the fact I like to use it,

oh and yeah, the fact I have been using it quite the regularly (LMFAO)

in recent weeks, and that yeah, I indeed have it aimed AT certain peoples,

what peoples are these, might you be wondering, tha motherfuckin police,

LOL, I'm just joking (ummm, I don't I'd be able to get off FREE with that),

but yeah, I got no shame making it PUBLIC to the world, the fact that (um)

GIVE THE MIDDLE FINGER TO ALL *YOUNG COUPLES* PASSING BY,

and yeah, I DO IT (gleefully) right to their motherfuckin faces, purposely, 

indeed, in means of *PROTEST*, as I very much DESPISE the sight of it.

II. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER II

Not exactly sure where I picked up such (rather, um, dirty) HABIT from,

I certainly didn't pick it up from any one individual in particular, but yeah,

I believe I started doing this about the time of the 2009/2010 holidays,

and yeah, been doing it ALLS THE TIMES, since then (all year around),

so yeah, let me say it again, that I (yes) give THE FINGER to couples

who (awww) HOLD HANDS (IN PUBLIC) and show public affection,

and yeah, I don't it *with laughter*, let's get that (point) fuckin straight,

I do it with full fuckin ANGER, and yeah, I very much want the couple, especially, THE BITCH (in the couple) to see it (my finger) and my face,

to let them know, I FUCKIN HATE (DESPISE!) their presence on earth!

III. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER III

So yeah, pretty intense sounding stuff there (last line, previous paragraph),

and indeed, coming straight from tha heart (no acting involved in any this),

but yeah, it's something (upon the sight of it) that hits me to my very core,

and yeah, makes me STRONGLY wish I lived in a country where, lol,

engaging in *public affection* (and hand-holding bullshit) is prohibited.

Personally, the only people who should be "holding hands" are those:

LEGALLY MARRIED (not those who are "dating" or *pretend married*),

THE YOUNG (under 13) and THE ELDERLY (over 45), and of course,

THE HANDICAPPED (who can't fully think or operate for themselves),

aside from, those I mentioned, no one should be *holding hands (in public)*.

IV. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER IV

Perhaps you can say, I'm a (lol) TICKING TIME-BOMB, waiting to explode,

and yeah, perhaps, waiting to *GO OFF* on some (unlucky) young couple,

and though, I don't carry any *ARMS* on me (thank goodness for society),

hey, there's still (you know) MY FISTS, as well as other *USEFUL PROPS*

(like, idunno, HOT COFFEE) one could use to (um) attack people with.

But yeah, there was a blog I can recall I had written, not too long ago,

in which I admitted a desire, in yeah, venging out against a young couple,

even if it means, well, sacrificing my (current) CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD!

Not going to say, for sure, I intend on going through on such "plans",

just depends, you know, how far the "holiday spirit" brings me down </3

V. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER V

So I thought I talk about an 'incident' that happened not too long ago,

a rather small incident, though, in which I was sitting alone in the mall

(no need to mention which mall, you should know which one automatically),

where I have (yes!) THE FINGER to this young Indian dickwad couple,

lol, and the bitch *took notice* of it, and suddenly stopped in her tracks

(while still in handlock to her dickhead boyfriend), and looked at me,

wondering what my deal was, and yeah, who exactly the fuck I was,

and then came a mad, angry look (at me) on her paki, dickhead boyfriend,

and yeah, time kinda froze still for me there, unsure to what might happen,

so expect that to be the first of many instances, thanks to my middle finger.

VI. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VI

So one might say, the music I listen to (metal, and EDM, but moreso metal), 

while it may not be "the direct cause" to why I feel the way I currently do,

but perhaps it does play a (idunno) *contributing factor* in the whole mess.

But yeah, since the start of the "festive season" (mid-Novemberish time),

I've kinda been kickin it up a bit, in terms of the rock'n'rolla, and yeah,

most particularly, music with excessive *cussing* in it (bands for example:

Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Slipknot), and music with just a *dark tone* to it.

So yeah, in addition to the whole *insanity* with the 'middle finger' deal,

need I remind ya, what I got shootin into my ears, via "the iPod Touch",

it ain't doing much to calm the flames (perhaps adding gas to the fire?).

VII. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VII

So I would like to make note, come "December, 26th, 2014" (Boxing Day),

it will mark *2 years* since I last went to Square One mall (Mississauga),

indeed, a mall/place I would often attend *religiously*, call it my 2nd home,

and then, *LIKE THAT*, I made the (sudden) decision to abandon it.

Why, oh I'll tell you why, cuz of *YOUNG COUPLES HOLDING HANDS*,

yes, because of *THEM* specifically (the fact they bring me down).

Though, *THEY* exist everyone, but one thing I seemed to pick up on,

was that THAT MALL (Square One) had the byfar highest concentration/

ratio of YOUNG COUPLES HOLDING HANDS (per every 100 people)

moreso than any other mall (I know), hence, why I now no longer go there.

VIII. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VIII

So yeah, the whole deal (in my mind) was basically, was never to step foot

into Square One mall ever again, for as long as I remained a "single" (man),

a promise to myself that's now (soon) to reach the 2 year plateau mark,

and indeed, there ain't a single "event/sale/pitch* to ever lure/trick me

into breaking the (promise) hold of BOYCOTTING SQUARE ONE (MALL)!

I won't even go in, if I had to meetup with somebody (we meet outside of it),

nor would I even go in as part of a 'date' (one-on-one or group date).

By time I do intend on going back, whether it be next year, or the year after

(OR THE YEAR AFTER, HOWEVER LONG MUST I REMAIN "SINGLE"),

I'm hoping for it to be one of those "surreal (I finally made it!)" moments.

XI. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER IX

So eventually, the day is gonna come, where *rebellious* my middle finger,

lol, will indeed get me in *heat* with somebody (or numerous somebodies),

like (say) for example, "mall security", if they were to spot me giving out

*tha (middle) finger* to numerous dickwad couples *holding hands*, lol,

they might presume I did *that* just to try to cause trouble or start fights,

when no, it's not that way at all, I'm mainly *doing it* as means of protest.

Though yeah, eventually, there's gonna be some dickhead and/or his bitch,

who's not gonna take kindly to *it*, and indeed, could 'confront me' on *it*,

and if so is the case, I look forward to PROUDLY letting 'him or her' know,

I DESPISE the sight of HOLDING HANDS, so yeah, THIS is what I do!

X. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER X

Aside from the fact, I HATE THE SIGHT OF COUPLES HOLDING HANDS!

There's even more to it, like for instance, when I'm eating or trying to enjoy

a cup of coffee, and a YOUNG COUPLE, sits next to or across from me,

yes, it VERY MUCH ANGERS ME, to the point I have to turn myself to

face the other way (so THEY are out of my sight) or completely relocate.

And of course, there's motherfuckin' public transit, where not a day goes by,

I gotta see YOUNG COUPLES on it (which obviously ANGERS me).

Now when I go on the bus, and I see ONE, I simply sit far from THEM,

but when I'm already on the bus, and one of THEM sit anywhere near me,

yes, (no exaggerating) I leave my seat in a rage, and relocate elsewhere.

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 21 / CODE:BLU | "MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK)" | 11/14/14

I. MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK)

Hahaha, so yeah, it's pretty sad that it's come down to this (yes, *this*),
and yeah, what I mean by *T H I S*, is me pointing out my recent case of,
well, WRITER'S BLOCK, and if you don't know the term "writer's block",
it's when a 'writer' suddenly becomes, yeah, unable to produce 'writings',
happens to writers in all fields (authors, musicians, scripters, bloggers, etc),
and apparently, it's gotten to ME, here in the last (idunno) 2-to-3 weeks.
So yeah, with *this blog*, this here is indeed my *attempt* to get out of it.
Now, another factor playing into my "writer's block", is my (uh) day job,
be it, that I work a restaurant job (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed),
and yeah, I've had a *slight increase* in hours, and decrease in 'days off'.


II. 12.20.14 DEADLINE (TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND)

So need I stress the point, that for me to have "writer's block" at this time
(THIS FUCKIN' TIME!) of year, yeah, as we approach the 2014 HOLIDAYS,
and the fact that, uh, I have until 12.20.14 (that's December 20th, 2014)
to successfully FIND A GIRL FRIEND, and yeah, let me repeat it for ya,
I HAVE A DEADLINE OF 12.20.14 IN ORDER TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND!
And yeah, between now (11.10.14 and 12.20.14), I should be doing (idunno)
EVERYTHING IN MY GOD GIVEN POWER to try to make THAT happen!
But unfortunately, when looking back (at myself) at the last month-or-so,
I can honestly say that I haven't been utilizing my time the way I should be,
and if I don't fix it *RIGHT NOW*, yeah, I'm gonna regret (hard) it later on.


III. ALCOHOLIDAYS (ARE COMIN)

So yeah, eventhough *THE GOAL* (for me) is to find a GIRL FRIEND
(this 2014 holiday season), yeah, I'm (kinda) under the slight impression,
that I WON'T, lol, especially as I go deeper into the month of December,
and when *THE PRESSURE* just continues to MOUNT AND MOUNT
(heading towards my proposed deadline of 12.20.14: to find a girl friend).
Just letting you all know, there's gonna be some, well... ALCOHOLIDAYS!
Days, where *THE SADNESS* (of tryin to find a girl friend, but just can't)
is gonna be so overwhelming, that yeah, I may indeed have to call upon
THE DEMONS (OF ALCOHOL) to help, um, *enlighten me* on occasion.
And when I say "alcohol", I'm not talkin beer, oh I mean *hard stuff* (rum).


IV. MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK) II

So I should point out, the previous (uh) 3 paragraphs, you see before this,
you know how long it took me to write that out, let's see, I started 4:15PM,
and now I write this, 6:20PM, taking me over 2 HOURS to think that out!
Yeah, shouldn't take me 2 whole freakin hours to write 3 paragraphs, hm,
but when you get hit with "writer's block", yeah, I guess that's what happens.
As I be writing this, I feel a section of my brain (or mind) feeling somewhat,
ummm, fatigued (I guess you can say), as if it doesn't want to take part
in this "writing exercise", and that I should maybe (idunno) *wait* until
I get that 'writing itch' back, rather than *force myself* (as I be doing here)
to get this blog out to the world, but do I got time to *wait* shit out, nope.


V. MANNEQUIN HEAD, GIRL FRIEND

So yeah, I've been writing about *THIS* quite a bit in recent months, lol,
the idea of, yes, "ME" buying a female mannequin head (online, of course),
and having "IT" serve as, yes, *MY GIRL FRIEND* (let me repeat it for ya),
ME BUYING A PLASTIC DOLL HEAD AND MAKING IT MY GIRL FRIEND!
If, of course, I am UNSUCCESSFUL in my achieving MY MAIN GOAL
of finding, yes, an actual REAL, HUMAN GIRL FRIEND (by 12/20/2014).
I'm not lying or exaggerating in any way, when I say this, but everyday,
yes, every single fucking day, I take time looking at "mannequin heads",
seeing who/where (online) sells them, and of course, trying to find (lol)
"THE ONE" (head) most resembling the ideal girl I want (but can't get).


VI. MY SIZE BARBIE (FIRST THOUGHTS)

So I thought this was a bit interesting  to note, but yeah, sometime between
this paragraph and the previous, I stumbled upon something, upon doing a
Google Search, and yeah, I discovered something called "My Size Barbie"
and what this is, is, well... the biggest, tallest standing Barbie doll (LOL)
manufactured for the public, yeah, standing in at 38 INCHES! (3 feet tall!).
Not a new creation, by any means, having been first introduced to the toy market in 1992, with its last version in 2010, before its discontinuation.
So yeah, when online searching, to see if an "adult-sized" Barbie head (lol)
was ever brought to the (toy) market, nope, none were ever made (damn),
but then I came across, "My Size Barbie", which really did intrigue me.


VII. MY SIZE BARBIE (SECOND THOUGHTS)

So when I first came across "My Size Barbie", yeah, I was laughing at it,
especially, when seeing pictures of it (on Google Image Search) of lil kids
standing next to it, some of whom were shorter than the (3 foot) doll itself,
I initially blew it off, also being that (not to sound racist) your standard Barbie, "Blonde haired, blue eyed, fair skin" wasn't really *my type* :P
So I assumed they didn't create, you know, "other (skin) coloured" barbies,
but how about that, I searched, and I found Black and Spanish versions too.
And yeah, did the Spanish version look good or what, needless to say,
it kinda changed 'my perception' on what I thought about "My Size Barbie".
So yeah, now I'm thinking of getting, yes... A MY SIZE BARBIE (DOLL)! :O


VIII. MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK) III

I just wanna state the fact, that the first 5 paragraphs of this very blog
was indeed a pain on the brain, taking me about (let's see) 6 hours (?),
and it's not like I couldn't think of stuff to say, oh, I got TONNES a shit
on my mind atm, I need to let out, but it seems like a *STRANGE FORCE*
(FROM ABOVE) is trying prevent me from getting my words/message out :P
And no, I'm not one of those peoples  who "hear voices" (in their head), lol,
I may be a bit on the (ummm) *psycho edge*, no denying that, but yeah,
I really sense there's some sorta (idunno) *evil entity*, I wouldn't say
"in possession" of my soul, but I'd more say (um) "messing with my spirit".
Especially considering my recent fascination with mannequin heads/dolls.


IX. MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK) IV

So I'd like to quickly point out, the last 3 paragraphs of this blog here
were all written within an hour's span (yeah, I'm obsessively keeping track
the time it's taking me to write this blog, pretty fucking sad), but anyways.
Oh and yeah, now part of my slight increase in *writing production*, lol,
might have to do with the fact, yeah, I decided take this blog 'on the road',
as I write > this paragraph < on location, BCC (Bramalea City Centre) mall.
I'm kinda getting the feeling, my room might be infested with DEMONS, lol,
and yeah, those very *DEMONS* may be to blame for my "writer's block",
especially when, in my bedroom, it's kinda hard to keep off (um) PORN,
for a '2 hour period', and yeah, no wonder I'm having writing difficulties.


X. MASSIVE CASE (OF WRITER'S BLOCK) V

So yeah, just to sum up what the fuckin point of this blog is, which btw,
took me a whole 24 hours to write (24 hours to do 10 paragraphs?! ouch),
yeah, it's indeed for me to remind the world, once again... about 12.20.14!
and the fact, I have literally 40 DAYS, to find a (real, human) GIRL FRIEND,
and yeah, if I can't get one, I guess I must settle for *ALTERNATIVES*
(what those "alternatives" are, well, they're already mentioned in this blog).
But yeah, being a firm believer in GOD (yeah, that cocksucking asshole!)
that I am, I'm just gonna do everything in the best of my ability (these next
40 days... AIMING DESPERATELY HARD TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND <3),
and see, whether or not, TIS THE SEASON it was indeed *MEANT TO BE*.