I. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER
So the name of this blog is indeed, yes, THE MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER,
and it's in regards to MY MIDDLE FINGER, and yeah, the fact I like to use it,
oh and yeah, the fact I have been using it quite the regularly (LMFAO)
in recent weeks, and that yeah, I indeed have it aimed AT certain peoples,
what peoples are these, might you be wondering, tha motherfuckin police,
LOL, I'm just joking (ummm, I don't I'd be able to get off FREE with that),
but yeah, I got no shame making it PUBLIC to the world, the fact that (um)
GIVE THE MIDDLE FINGER TO ALL *YOUNG COUPLES* PASSING BY,
and yeah, I DO IT (gleefully) right to their motherfuckin faces, purposely,
indeed, in means of *PROTEST*, as I very much DESPISE the sight of it.
II. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER II
Not exactly sure where I picked up such (rather, um, dirty) HABIT from,
I certainly didn't pick it up from any one individual in particular, but yeah,
I believe I started doing this about the time of the 2009/2010 holidays,
and yeah, been doing it ALLS THE TIMES, since then (all year around),
so yeah, let me say it again, that I (yes) give THE FINGER to couples
who (awww) HOLD HANDS (IN PUBLIC) and show public affection,
and yeah, I don't it *with laughter*, let's get that (point) fuckin straight,
I do it with full fuckin ANGER, and yeah, I very much want the couple, especially, THE BITCH (in the couple) to see it (my finger) and my face,
to let them know, I FUCKIN HATE (DESPISE!) their presence on earth!
III. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER III
So yeah, pretty intense sounding stuff there (last line, previous paragraph),
and indeed, coming straight from tha heart (no acting involved in any this),
but yeah, it's something (upon the sight of it) that hits me to my very core,
and yeah, makes me STRONGLY wish I lived in a country where, lol,
engaging in *public affection* (and hand-holding bullshit) is prohibited.
Personally, the only people who should be "holding hands" are those:
LEGALLY MARRIED (not those who are "dating" or *pretend married*),
THE YOUNG (under 13) and THE ELDERLY (over 45), and of course,
THE HANDICAPPED (who can't fully think or operate for themselves),
aside from, those I mentioned, no one should be *holding hands (in public)*.
IV. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER IV
Perhaps you can say, I'm a (lol) TICKING TIME-BOMB, waiting to explode,
and yeah, perhaps, waiting to *GO OFF* on some (unlucky) young couple,
and though, I don't carry any *ARMS* on me (thank goodness for society),
hey, there's still (you know) MY FISTS, as well as other *USEFUL PROPS*
(like, idunno, HOT COFFEE) one could use to (um) attack people with.
But yeah, there was a blog I can recall I had written, not too long ago,
in which I admitted a desire, in yeah, venging out against a young couple,
even if it means, well, sacrificing my (current) CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD!
Not going to say, for sure, I intend on going through on such "plans",
just depends, you know, how far the "holiday spirit" brings me down </3
V. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER V
So I thought I talk about an 'incident' that happened not too long ago,
a rather small incident, though, in which I was sitting alone in the mall
(no need to mention which mall, you should know which one automatically),
where I have (yes!) THE FINGER to this young Indian dickwad couple,
lol, and the bitch *took notice* of it, and suddenly stopped in her tracks
(while still in handlock to her dickhead boyfriend), and looked at me,
wondering what my deal was, and yeah, who exactly the fuck I was,
and then came a mad, angry look (at me) on her paki, dickhead boyfriend,
and yeah, time kinda froze still for me there, unsure to what might happen,
so expect that to be the first of many instances, thanks to my middle finger.
VI. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VI
So one might say, the music I listen to (metal, and EDM, but moreso metal),
while it may not be "the direct cause" to why I feel the way I currently do,
but perhaps it does play a (idunno) *contributing factor* in the whole mess.
But yeah, since the start of the "festive season" (mid-Novemberish time),
I've kinda been kickin it up a bit, in terms of the rock'n'rolla, and yeah,
most particularly, music with excessive *cussing* in it (bands for example:
Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Slipknot), and music with just a *dark tone* to it.
So yeah, in addition to the whole *insanity* with the 'middle finger' deal,
need I remind ya, what I got shootin into my ears, via "the iPod Touch",
it ain't doing much to calm the flames (perhaps adding gas to the fire?).
VII. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VII
So I would like to make note, come "December, 26th, 2014" (Boxing Day),
it will mark *2 years* since I last went to Square One mall (Mississauga),
indeed, a mall/place I would often attend *religiously*, call it my 2nd home,
and then, *LIKE THAT*, I made the (sudden) decision to abandon it.
Why, oh I'll tell you why, cuz of *YOUNG COUPLES HOLDING HANDS*,
yes, because of *THEM* specifically (the fact they bring me down).
Though, *THEY* exist everyone, but one thing I seemed to pick up on,
was that THAT MALL (Square One) had the byfar highest concentration/
ratio of YOUNG COUPLES HOLDING HANDS (per every 100 people)
moreso than any other mall (I know), hence, why I now no longer go there.
VIII. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER VIII
So yeah, the whole deal (in my mind) was basically, was never to step foot
into Square One mall ever again, for as long as I remained a "single" (man),
a promise to myself that's now (soon) to reach the 2 year plateau mark,
and indeed, there ain't a single "event/sale/pitch* to ever lure/trick me
into breaking the (promise) hold of BOYCOTTING SQUARE ONE (MALL)!
I won't even go in, if I had to meetup with somebody (we meet outside of it),
nor would I even go in as part of a 'date' (one-on-one or group date).
By time I do intend on going back, whether it be next year, or the year after
(OR THE YEAR AFTER, HOWEVER LONG MUST I REMAIN "SINGLE"),
I'm hoping for it to be one of those "surreal (I finally made it!)" moments.
XI. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER IX
So eventually, the day is gonna come, where *rebellious* my middle finger,
lol, will indeed get me in *heat* with somebody (or numerous somebodies),
like (say) for example, "mall security", if they were to spot me giving out
*tha (middle) finger* to numerous dickwad couples *holding hands*, lol,
they might presume I did *that* just to try to cause trouble or start fights,
when no, it's not that way at all, I'm mainly *doing it* as means of protest.
Though yeah, eventually, there's gonna be some dickhead and/or his bitch,
who's not gonna take kindly to *it*, and indeed, could 'confront me' on *it*,
and if so is the case, I look forward to PROUDLY letting 'him or her' know,
I DESPISE the sight of HOLDING HANDS, so yeah, THIS is what I do!
X. THE MIDDLE FUCKIN FINGER X
Aside from the fact, I HATE THE SIGHT OF COUPLES HOLDING HANDS!
There's even more to it, like for instance, when I'm eating or trying to enjoy
a cup of coffee, and a YOUNG COUPLE, sits next to or across from me,
yes, it VERY MUCH ANGERS ME, to the point I have to turn myself to
face the other way (so THEY are out of my sight) or completely relocate.
And of course, there's motherfuckin' public transit, where not a day goes by,
I gotta see YOUNG COUPLES on it (which obviously ANGERS me).
Now when I go on the bus, and I see ONE, I simply sit far from THEM,
but when I'm already on the bus, and one of THEM sit anywhere near me,
yes, (no exaggerating) I leave my seat in a rage, and relocate elsewhere.
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