I. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND
So the title basicly says it all, "All I want for Christmas (CHRISTMAS 2014!)
is a GIRL FRIEND!" (something to which I've never had ALL MY LIFE, btw),
and yeah, you best BELIEBE it, between NOW and the next (ummm...
how many days between today and Christmas day, let's do tha math here...)
113 DAYS, so yes, sometime between now and the next 113 calendar days,
I AM GOING TO (YOU BEST BELIEBE!) FIND MY FIRST TRUE LOVE!
And yeah, for the first time in a LONG TIME, I will be HAPPY this Christmas!
Oh, and when I mean a "LONG TIME", we're talking a 10+ year long string
of BAD CHRISTMASES, indeed, about to come to an end >>> THIS YEAR!
And it all be THANKS to... (yes)... MY (SOON-2B-FOUND) GIRL FRIEND!
II. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND II
So yeah, quite *FOOLISH* you might think, for someone to OUTRIGHT say
"They ARE going to fall in love or they ARE going to find a GIRL FRIEND
at yeah, a "proposed time period", that being within the next 114 days (lol),
especially adding to the fact, a) I NEVER EVER had a GIRL FRIEND yet,
b) I have NO SUCCESSFUL track record in terms of picking up girls,
and c) the fact "THE CURSE" prevents from ever getting one (a girl friend),
which I plan to get into briefly ("THE CURSE") later on in this blog report.
Needless to say, it looks I "could be" in another *setup for failure* situation,
being that I've put myself in this near-exact situation, um, EVERY YEAR,
at least (consecutively) since 2007... in dire hopes of trying find a girl friend.
III. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND III
So, let's say, I WERE TO *NOT* SUCCESSFULLY FIND A GIRL FRIEND,
in time for this forthcoming 2014 holiday season (despite all great efforts).
Oh and let me quickly say, the fact this year (2014) has been one of the
worst years for me, in terms of holidays +other important calendar dates
(on record, "THE" WORST VALENTINE'S DAY experience of my life),
I feel that, the reasons I had to endure such PUNISHMENT & TORTURE,
was all meant to add to THE BUILD-UP leading into the GRAND MOMENT,
when I DO finally FALL IN LOVE + FIND A GIRL FRIEND (for the first time),
it would mean that much more (further adding to the whole "love story").
Meanwhile, I guess I just gotta keep suffering more (in loneliness) until...
IV. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND IV
So yeah, I kinda got a bit 'sidetracked' there, with what I was about to say
(in the previous paragraph) in terms of me NOT FINDING A GIRL FRIEND
(let alone, not even having ONE DATE) by time the holiday season comes.
Yeah, "imagine if, imagine if..." (I don't infact NOT find a girl friend), LOL,
am I going to (as I've always had to do, in the past) cope" with myself,
and that HUGE FEELING OF LOSS and FEELING LIKE A HUGE FAILURE
-or- am I going to finally EXPLODE with my LIFE-LONG PINT UP RAGE!
No doubt, theres a shipload (I dont mean BOATLOAD, Im talkin SHIPLOAD)
of pressure on myself, going into *THIS 2014 HOLIDAY SEASON* to find
A GIRL FRIEND or (at second best...) A FUCK FRIEND to some degree.
V. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND V
So yes, so yes, so yes... if neither my MAIN GOAL (to find a girl friend) nor
SECONDARY GOAL (to, yeah, get a fuck friend) was not to come to fruition,
what's gonna happen? (aside from me bitchin bout it) It's a good question!
Well, perhaps you can take what I'm about to say here as "crazy talk"
(and indeed most likely I'm NOT going to actually 'act out' on it), but yeah,
I may very well GO CRAZY, and idunno, DO SOMETHING A LIL CRAZY.
KWAYZEE?! Like what?! Hmmm, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
I'm sure "DIVISION 21" (yeah, shoutz to my budz at PRP) is eager to know.
Sad to say, as result, I may indeed have my first-ever "criminal charges"
pressed on me (or either, at least, come within 'inches' of "that" happening).
VI. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND VI
So if people aren't aware, but yeah, I have a HUGE PROBLEM pertaining to
YOUNG COUPLES HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC & PUBLIC AFFECTION,
and yeah, my blood LITERALLY *BOILS* upon the very damn sight of this,
hence the reason I stopped going to my 'once favorite mall' (SQUARE ONE),
and haven't stepped foot in, in yeah, approaching near 2 whole years now
(yeah, due to TOO MANY COUPLES HOLDING HANDS, I quit going there).
Now I don't get MAD when I see EVERYONE *holding hands* in public,
there's some exceptions, including OLD (presumably, married) COUPLES.
(Young couples) "holding hands" I see as a HUGE SIGN of arrogance and
SHOWING OFF, and HURTFUL to people like WHO CAN'T FIND LOVE!
VII. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND VII
So yeah, what THAT (see previous paragraph) has to do with anything,
is that, well, if anything "CRAZY" does happen to come under my sleeve,
and yeah, the recipients of this (supposed) "CRAZY" idea or 'attack' (if
you wanna use that word) will be upon a YOUNG (BRAMPTON) COUPLE.
Say, for example, I was INNOCENTLY standing in line getting a coffee,
at a Starbucks or Timmies, and there be a young couple (15-25) *awe*,
and yeah, they be HOLDING HANDS or even KISSING, right infronta me,
well, what "great opportunity" to THROW MY COFFEE AT THEM, LOL!
And cuz it's a HOT LIQUID, yes, I'm aware this may be ASSAULT (charges).
NOT saying, for certain, I WILL DO THIS (but 'the idea' is kinda, there).
VIII. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND VIII
So, to top off the fact how I HATE (better yet, DESPISE) the very sight of
YOUNG COUPLES (ages 14-29, especially especially, INDIAN COUPLES)
HOLDING HANDS in public (showing off THEIR LOVE to all around them),
yeah, I indeed give them all THE MIDDLE FINGER, as my "response" back!
Not sure where I picked 'the habit' from, but yeah, for 3 years been doing it,
oh and no, it's not like I wait on *them* to pass, and then give em my finger
(to their backs), I do it right to their fuckin faces, and yeah, I do risk myself.
But whatever, it gives me "satisfaction" in doing it, despite the (obvious) fact,
it's not good to be doing it, since yeah, makes me come off as 'bad person',
fully realizing too, there's *other people* taking 'witness' to what I'm doing.
IX. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND IX
So, the reason I bring *that* up (yeah, lol, me givin THE MIDDLE FINGER to
young couples HOLDING HANDS in public) is to let you peoples know that,
though I will still continue doing *that* (become 'regular routine' for me now),
but let's just say, September passes by... October passes by... November
passes by... AND STILL I HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO FOUND GIRL FRIEND!
Come December, and come closer to the day of Christmas, what can I say,
if indeed I'm *STILL SINGLE*, hmmm, not sure if I'm gonna *ACCEPT IT*.
Last Christmas (2013) was THE MOST PAINFUL CHRISTMAS of my life,
after yet another FAILED ATTEMPT to try to get a GIRL FRIEND in time,
causing me to buy 5 bottles of HARD LIQUOR (week before Christmas).
X. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS... IS A GIRL FRIEND X
So yeah, these next few months (September through to December, 2014),
you best beliebe it, I am going to be on a *HARD PURSUIT*, in my efforts
in trying to FIND A GIRL FRIEND (this being MY FIRST GIRL FRIEND!
need I remind you) in time for CHRISTMAS 2014, as well as, NEW YEARS!
This pursuit I speak of will be based on my efforts on (1) online dating sites,
(2) social networking sites, and (3) various social outings (malls, bars, etc).
But, come *DEADLINE TIME* (Saturday, December 20th, 2014, midnight),
if I am thus UNABLE TO ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP by *THAT TIME*,
what I can say, *AN INCIDENT WILL COME AS RESULT OF THIS*, yes,
and safe to say, I'll probably NOT be spending this Christmas "at home".
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