So, the title you see, "10 Things To Know About Your Next Boy Friend"
(DVSNGH, Dave Singh)" is indeed correct, LOL, despite the stupidity of it,
cause (as the haters might say) what girl (or woman) in their right mind
would ever want ME as their next boy friend?! (like for real now) LOL!
Despite the fact, I have all tha tools to be the BEST BOY FRIEND EVER!
Like, I have THE LOOKS, THE JOB (despite it being a shitty job, but still,
the location I mean), and most importantly, THE DRIVE, to wanna show,
I can be the best BOY FRIEND, as well as, BEST FRIEND a girl can have.
Whether me doing THIS WRITING is actually going to make any difference,
as far as me "getting a girl friend", ummm, I guess I'll find that out in time.
II. MY LOOKS
Starting things off, well, is me addressing (beyond all things) MY LOOKS.
Yeah, I'm UGLY, ain't no doubt about it... no wait... I'm actually NOT UGLY.
Why it is I wrote that, well let's just say, for a good good number of 'years',
I *was* very much under the impression that I was UGLY, and the reason
(INTERNET) BITCHES didn't like me or never wanna reply back to me
was cuz of my pictures, stemming from the fact, (I thought) I WAS UGLY.
Have to admit, when take pix of myself, the overwhelming majority of them
come off 'bad', and thus, I have to *sift* thru em (to find the 'good' ones),
and yeah, I have days *I like what I see in the mirror*, and days *I don't*,
but yeah, took me until just recently to realize, I actually look pretty good!
III. MY ATTITUDE
Now I realize "other reasons" why BITCHES might not like me (LOL at my
blatant WORD OF CHOICE there), and yeah, might need to work on that.
But just because I use the "B" word (BITCH) or the "C" word (CUNT) or the
"S" word (SLUT) or the "W" word (WHORE) regularly in my vocabulary, lol,
doesn't mean I have an ATTITUDE PROBLEM or I'm SEXIST in any way.
My attitude is perfectly fine, however, if you happen to think otherwise,
based off what is being expressed in my blog writings, and the fact, well,
I say stuff that might not sound right, or yeah, full of ANGST/HATE/RAGE,
what else can I say, I'm obviously very much DISSATISFIED with my life,
as result of it, "you see what you see", on my site, tw and private messages.
IV. DRUGS
It's amazing, despite all that you see, as far as "what comes out outta head"
(what most people read as "negative banter") or even some of my pictures,
for example, the other day, me taking a picture (PROUDLY) holding up a
MUSIC RECORD of MARILYN MANSON (ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR), lol,
which indeed, I bought "AS A FAN" (if you think that sounds "FUCKED!") :P
Yeah! most might assume "I must be on drugs" (or at least "on something"),
but guess what?! I DON'T DO DRUGS, neither recreational nor prescription,
and the (self) presentation that you see, yeah, it's all FUCKIN' NATURAL!
Andso I figure, as I continue to WAIT! and WAIT! and WAIT! til (the day...)
I finally GET A GIRL FRIEND, I may as well (uh) WRITE! to pass the time.
V. MY BACKGROUND
So let's see what else, as far as my background goes, I am GUYANESE,
having come from (both) Guyanese parents, and yes, BORN IN GUYANA,
first migrating to the USA (NEW YORK CITY), before coming to Canada.
And yeah, I happened to been the 'last Guyanese born' member of my fam
(previous generation) before they moved to various parts of North America.
Now I don't have a "Guyanese accent" nor do my parents or my brothers,
but scattered throughout my family (aunts, uncles, cousins) you will find it.
Oh and yeah, I have no connection/tie to "Guyanese culture", seeing as,
(I think) the food sucks... the music sucks... and indeed, the fashion sucks.
Only thing I like GUYANESE, yep, are the GIRLS (beyond all the rest!) <3
VI. MY (RACIST) PARENTS
So speaking of my parents, well, hate to TALK SHIT about them (oh well),
but I just felt like shedding the fact, that yeah, they indeed are RACISTS
(to a large degree against 'blacks', and to a lesser degree, against 'whites'),
having stemmed from the murder of my grandfather (my father's father) in
the early 80's "at the hands of violent black people" back home in Guyana.
So it's kind of an unwritten rule in the family, not to date 'black people', and
especially not to introduce them at family gatherings (and forget marriage!)
However, I don't hold animosity/hates towards blacks, and how about it,
if my FIRST GIRL FRIEND does happen to be (wait for it...) BLACK! XO
then I'm totally cool with it, but yeah, it just might upset a few 'close people'.
VII. MY (MARRIED) BROTHERS
So yeah, I have 2 (older) brothers, who both happen to be MARRIED!
However, on the contrary, tho they did marry 'brides of their choosing',
needless to say, having observed both 'situations' closely myself, yeah,
I can definately tell ya, they didn't marry out of "love", that's for damn sure.
My one 'bro' (living in Seattle) got married, why, cause he got fed-up being
"bored in Seattle" and married 'whatever' lurking in his apartment complex.
And then my other 'bro' (living nearby) got married, why, for 'tax benefits',
as well as some strange believe, he has to get married before (age) '40',
since, I guess, it 'looks bad' on his soul (lol) to get married at an 'old age'.
And to top it all, they both chose 'private weddings', over 'proper weddings'.
VIII. MY WEDDING, MY LOVE
So theres no doubt about it, I look at both my brothers weddings as JOKES,
especially since they both married people of different race/religion/culture,
be it, one to a 'Russian', and the other to a 'Filipino' (both far from 'Indian').
Me, on the other hand, I am HELLBENT on marrying someone that is of
the *same or similar* race/religion/culture as myself, and not only that,
that it be a 'proper wedding', with family involved, and to 'be felt' by many.
And most importantly, I want my wedding/marriage to be out of "LOVE" <3
not because someone's "visa" is soon gonna expire, and if they don't find
someone to "marry (fast!)", they might get sent back to their homeland :$
Indeed, I don't wanna follow the pattern of my 2 brothers, I want what's right.
IX. MY JOB
So, need I have to mention, I work at one of Brampton's top-tier restaurants
(not supposed to mention em, but fuck it, B0$T0N P!ZZ@), and yeah,
the fact I can have a job at such well-beloved attraction point, and still,
I HAVE BIGGEST DIFFICULTY IN SIMPLY FINDING A GIRL FRIEND,
it boggles my mind, cause I easily ASSUMED (upon time I got hired there)
my "chances" of FINDING A GIRL FRIEND would SKYROCKET immensely,
but here I be 3 YEARS LATER,still NO GIRL FRIEND (NOT EVEN 1 DATE).
And yeah, I've told countless number of BITCHES (online) that I work at
(said location), and that I could be their (meal) "hook-up", still to no luck.
Now, as far as "the offer" goes, it's still up (you just gotta be *my girl* first).
X. MY CURSE
And finally, last thing you need to know about *YOUR NEXT BOY FRIEND
(DVSNGH, DAVE SINGH)*, hahaha, feels so funny writing/saying *THAT*,
is about the LIFE-LONG CURSE bestowed upon me, ummm, all my life,
preventing me from FINDING A GIRL FRIEND and FALLING IN LOVE.
I mean, JUST LOOK AT ME, how is it someone who even LOOKS LIKE ME
can't get girls (or girl friends), not even, FAT/UGLY/SMELLY GIRLS (lol).
There has to be some *COSMIC/SPIRITUAL FORCE* standing in my way,
and yeah, if you read my previous article "EP12: MY CURSE" (see link),
I try elaborate more on this CURSE, not just put on me, but my family too.
So there you have it, dunno what more to tell ya, my mind is fuckin spent.
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