DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 16 / CODE:BLU | "2014 (A SHIT YEAR FOR DVSNGH) " | 10/06/14

I. 2014 (A SHIT YEAR FOR DVSNGH)

So in the next writing, I talk about the year that was 2014, and indeed,
what a fuckin shitty year it's been for me, in terms of personal decisions,
as well as important calendar dates, being a person who very much takes
his BIRTHDAY serious, as well as "commercial holidays" (ie. Christmas)
and idunno, that *one particular date*, pertaining to people "IN LOVE",
no doubt, the one day I probably take the most serious of all days
(it being VALENTINE'S DAY, if you weren't aware, what I'm talking about).
So I thought I go down all the *key dates*, from the year 2014, and yeah,
inform/remind you all why I am the PISSED OFF individual that I am, and
how I was very much put on this earth to ROT in loneliness and isolation.


II. NEW YEAR'S 2014 (01/01/14)

So yeah, without a doubt, my 2014 was off to a shitty start from 00:00:01
(that means, from the very, very first *second*, if you weren't really sure),
and the reason for that was cause, yeah, I was scheduled for work that night
(at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed), be it, that New Year's Eve happened
to fall, FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR, on one of my two regular set
late evening/night shifts (Monday and Tuesday) of the week, and though
they (my managers) claim "we do get off early" on New Year's, lol, yeah,
they fuckin let us off only ONE HOUR EARLIER than normal, and yeah,
since the place closes (normally) at 1, yeah, meant "no celebration" for me.
And to note, my manager deliberately did shit, to make me finish up late.


III. VALENTINE'S DAY (02/14/14)

So then there was Valentine's Day, indeed, perhaps my most (let's say)
TENSED... ANTICIPATED... FEARED DAY OF THE YEAR FOR ME,
and yeah, the one day my financial well-being is very much at *risk*, lol,
since yeah, I CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND, or ANY GIRL (PERIOD!),
resorted to having to PAY some undeserving cunt (yes, a fuckin ESCORT)
to help make my Valentine's evening "memorable" to say the very least,
and yeah, this was where I met "Jasmine", an escort through Backpage,
to whom I paid $500, plus $200 in hotel, for a night out (including SEX),
in what was supposed to span over a 3 hour time, but I only got half that,
why, cause the hoe left me midway, before we hit (yeah!) the "sex stage".


IV. VICTORIA DAY WEEKEND (05/23/14)


So next thing is Victoria Day Weekend (or "May 2-4" Weekend to some),
a holiday/long weekend I could never really understand, other than (my conclusion) this is Canada, and yeah, us "Canadians" MUST HAVE
a holiday/long weekend EVERY MONTH, so let's find something (fuckin
idiotic) to *celebrate*, so yeah, let's think of something involving (idunno)
QUEEN CUNT VICTORIA, and yeah, make an excuse holiday out of her.
Now what it is I hate about this long weekend is all the hype going onto it,
and how all I would endlessly hear or be asked is "what are you doing for
the long weekend?" or "what you do for the long weekend (by coworkers),
and of course, NOTHING, as I'm excluded from all parties and social circles.

V. MY BIRTHDAYS (MAY 30TH)

So of course, comes "my birthdays" (May 30th + 31st, indeed, both days!),

and why birthday"s" (plural), because, when I feel very much letdown (lol)
by my actual birthday (May 30th), I use the next day (31st) as a "fall back".
So this was a VERY, VERY DEPRESSING birthday to say the very least,
celebrating it ALL BY MYSELF (having NO FRIENDS, not even ONE!),
and the fact I was on "financial lockdown" (limited use of my credit card),
so yeah, had to make the best with the "$100-150" I had on me, at the time,
so on "the 30th", I went (alone! on my bday!) to SECRET'S NIGHTCLUB,
and tho (to my luck!), it was open, hey... only 6 people (minus staff) came!
So clearly, I was not meant to have fun that night, oh well (on to the next!)

VI. MY BIRTHDAYS (MAY 31ST)

So yeah, without doing any big research, I decided on the next night (31st)

to head up (alone!) to Brampton's last existing (yeah...) STRIP CLUB,
this being the "The Office: Gentlemen's Club" (on Steeles and Melanie).
Having done minor research, going in, some sites said it was still running,
but those sites/links apparently hadn't been updated "in quite some time",
so yeah, I decided to bus my way out there, into the dark, industrial area,
only to find the strip club CLOSED (the banner/sign completely faded out).
The taxi driver tells me, all the nearby strip clubs are out in Mississauga,
which for me, meant more bus travel (in order to get there), as well as,
MORE TAXI I would have to pay, to get home (late night), just ain't worth it.

VII. CANADA DAY (07/01/14)

So next, there's Canada Day, which "the people" seem to go WILD over

(dunno why, oh yeah, FIREWORKS!), and yeah, for the third straight year,
this holiday fell on one of my regular set work nights (Mondays, Tuesdays),
so yeah, while "the majority" are having a blast, I had to slave (til past 1AM!)
Now, I *can* (in advance) book the night off, if I too wanted to have a blast,
but having learned from both Valentine's Day and my Birthday (this year),
if I'm gonna book a night off, I better at least "HAVE PLANS!" set, and not
expect them to fall into my lap, otherwise, I'll depress myself (in the end).
Oh and yeah, the bus ride to work that day was so miserable, with people
cramming the (Queen street) buses for either the mall or Chingacousy Park.

VIII. MY VACATION (07/23/14 - 08/14/14)

So I had my vacation (time away from the exhausting restaurant industry),
from July 23rd to August 15th (3 weeks), my uh, "once a year entitled time",
as I like to call it, since I'm in there, week-in/week-out, 48 (straight) weeks,
a time I very much look forward to, despite certain setbacks (me not driving),
I still try to make the best of it, kind of like, idunno... my first vacation (2012),
where I dyed my hair red, and what else, said goodbye to my VIRGINITY!

This year, my vacation included the MOST RUSHED trip (with my parents)
to New York City (36 hours stay time, 20 hours travel), yet another crappy
Niagara Falls outing, a concert that got cancelled (Abandon All Ships), and
of course, me tryin get a DATE thru dating apps, being completely rejected!

IX. HALLOWEEN (10/31/14)

So next, there's the upcoming Halloween, indeed a (commercial) holiday
I'm sure is *FUN* for most people out there, be it, people WITH FRIENDS,
but for me, Halloween is no doubt one of the most PAINFUL DAYS of the
regular calendar year for me, having NO FRIENDS (to celebrate it with),
and then afterwards, having to be exposed to *pictures* (be it, on twitter)
of people HAVING A GOOD TIME, particularly, girls (looking like SLUTS),
and to be reminded (BY GOD) that *this* is indeed what goes on out there,
and that I (DVSNGH, Dave Singh) am FORBIDDED from taking part in...
Like, I can still GO OUT (on a Halloween), but it's GOD pure intention that
I don't HAVE A GOOD TIME, and yeah, be in ENVY of all those who are...

X. CHRISTMAS (12/25/14)

So yeah, safe to say, I am definately a bit "one edge" in terms of Halloween,
in that, I WANNA BE PART OF IT, since I'M FREE (off of work) that night,
but of course, (me) having NO FRIENDS(!),  kinda makes that a bit difficult.
Like, I'm literally SCRAMBLING atm, trying to find SOMEBODY, ANYBODY
(from my nearby area) to do something with (doesn't have to be "sexual"),
so yeah, if that doesn't *pan out*, am I ever be gonna be (more) depressed.
As far as other *important calendar dates*, yeah, there's also Thanksgiving,
but I don't care much for that one, just another excuse holiday/long weekend
for us (lameass) Canadians who require long weekend/holiday every month.
And finally, Christmas, and indeed.. I got full 10 paragraphs to write on that!