I. DIRTY PANTY BLUES (OPENING)
So, it's a real shame (a real, real crying shame), that I've now come to this.
Now what is "this" I speak of, well, the fact I have (in the last 10 or so days)
lowered myself substantially as a *human being*, lol, if I hadn't set myself
already as low (on the bar) as I have, being the "GIRL FRIEND BEG" I am,
but yeah, for those unaware of the last 3 blogs I put out (see link, link, link),
I not only revealed *THE BIG DEMON*, otherwist be known as, my (uh)
"PANTY FETISH" (yeah, I "DVSNGH" Dave Singh, am deeply, magneticly
attracted to girls/womens DIRTY FUCKIN PANTIES), but the fact that, well,
I have pretty much taken it to a whole new level (of low) in that (get this...),
I am now DIRECTLY asking (online) BITCHES if I can buy their PANTIES.
II. THE MESSAGE
So yeah, let me elaborate a bit more with what I just admitted right there,
I am downright *directly* (yes) messaging random girls and women (well, lol,
ones who pass "the physical test") online, if I can buy their 'dirty underwear',
not (or kind of) realizing, lol, how much HUGE fool I'm making of myself,
also having kept in mind, that a good, good majority (I'd say about 75-80%)
are going to REJECT the whole notion of it, and yeah, that I should probably
expect a strong 'backlash' (or in other words, verbal spewage, lol) from a
good number of that same 75-80% (of BITCHES, who reject my 'request').
Now, it's not like I'm asking to have THE (DIRTY) PANTIES for "FREE!",
not that stupid (of course), but no, I indeed issued a $100 bounty for them.
III. THE ($100) BOUNTY
So yes, I put out a "$100 bounty", this meaning $100 out of MY expense
(in $$ bills, not cheques, or gift cards) going into the hands of the recipient
to whom consents to the deal, assuming of course, they really do (ummm)
*want the money* (in exchange for *the panties*), and not wasting my time.
Now, of course, there is a strong likelihood of me coming across 'people'
not only with the intent to waste my time (in addition to theirs), but yeah,
willing to *trick me* or idunno *rob me* or perhaps just plain *humiliate me*
for being the *TARD* that I am, I guess, in an effort to try to "wisen me up",
so they can say "let this be a lesson (to me, DVSNGH), not to do the shit
you 'were' doing (the panty thing), unless you wanna be *fucked* again).
IV. EXPERIENCE (OR LACK THEREOF)
So yeah, it's to be noted here, though I have had 2 face-to-face dealings,
when it comes to the whole "DIRTYPANTY-4-CASH" thing, via through
Craigslist ad posters (one a female, and other, a male claiming to had
*don't laugh* been selling his sister's panties), but in terms of "the reverse",
as in, "me" being the one to put *the deal* on the table, what can I tell ya,
I am very much *inexperienced*, and yeah, pretty much *clueless* (lol),
as far as the "step-by-step" procedures go, say, some girl/woman actually
AGREES TO IT (to indeed, yes, sell me their panties), as far as "step 2",
tho, my heart (as well as, dick! lol) wants me to DO IT, there's a part of me
that's a slight bit hesitant, and unsure, if I should really be DOING THIS!
V. (NO) RAPE PLAN/SCENARIO
So I would like to make it clear, the whole me *ATTEMPTING* to (yes...)
buy a girl/woman's DIRTY PANTIES (for a plain and simple sum of $100)
is not at all in any way of a RAPE SCENARIO, or means for me to, yeah,
try to lure an individual into my home, or myself into an individual's home
(or any other private boundary), and yeah, go ahead and *GET SOME* :P
Had I been a female (and a non-grotesque one, just to add, lol) and I was
doing what I'm doing (assuming, I'm a bi-female, with a PANTY FETISH),
the presumption of *RAPE* wouldn't even occur, but yeah, since I'm a guy,
one can only speculate whether I'm a rapist or indeed a really good guy.
Having had sex ONLY ONCE IN MY LIFE, safe to conclude, I am no rapist.
VI. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN I
So yeah, at the time of this writing (10/05/14), I'd only done one *test run*,
as far as the whole (you know) "me messaging random girls/women online
(lol) asking if I could buy their DIRTY UNDERWEAR for the tag of $100!"
and that *test run* took place on the afternoon/evening of 10/02/14, indeed,
on the (Toronto-based) social networking site, TDOTWIRE (see link),
which yes, STILL FUNCTIONS to this very day, despite the fact, over 80%
of its (past) usership had abandoned and moved on (*to better places*) :P
And as far as how that whole *test tun* went, needless to say, it BOMBED!
Although, and how ironic it was, THE FIRST PERSON who did reply back
ACTUALLY HAD INTEREST, leading me to *believe*, I had some HOPE!
VII. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN II
So, lol, despite at the time of sending out my "messages" (spamming, boo!),
I thought I was doing dumbest thing ever, but like *that*, to my surprise,
the first person to had responded to it, yeah, actually showed legit interest,
and was in fact, ready for "step 2", all just a matter of when 'I was ready',
and while the display pic of 'this person' did pass "the physical test" (lol),
upon doing some further investigating on this person (with the instagram),
kinda noticed some things a little off, one being the fact, she's quite in fact,
can't say "ugly", but yeah, not someone I'd wanna PAY for their (you know),
and yeah, also looked like she's a single mom (2 big-time turn-offs there),
so yeah, needless to say, "negotiations" kinda faltered between her and I.
VIII. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN III
So, how about this for a *SWERVE*, the fact the FIRST REPLY was a
(partial) WIN! (lol), only to be followed by LOSS! after LOSS! after LOSS!
Yeah, despite the fact, the majority of the REJECTIONS came by form of
NO REPLIES, this being confirmed, by the "users who viewed me" page,
showing all the bitches who viewed my message and went to check on me,
but declined in wanting to reply back (most them obviously being cowards).
But as far as all the replies I got, following that first ("fluke?") reply, yeah,
they were all quite *negative*, lol, but am I gonna let that discourage me?!
NOPE! Which is safe to say, once I get my shit together, and my motivation
fully intact, I'll be taking my "perverted quest" to all other social platforms.
IX. NEW DIRECTION
So yeah, despite 'the voices' (the angel) telling me, what I'm doing here
(with the whole DIRTY PANTY thing) is BAD, and yeah, pretty much like
me pouring ACID on all future hopes of me getting a GIRL FRIEND (online),
while I have 'other voices' (the devil) saying what I'm doing here is GOOD
(in a twisted, demented way), because say, if I AM to meet up with bitches
(through my ultra-perverted "spam messaging"), and of course, it goes well,
I may have very well have founded myself my very FIRST GIRL FRIEND <3
I mean, lol, once she stops taking my "payments" for her dirty underthingies,
and assures me, "we're now friends", and that I don't gotta pay her no more,
yeah, always the possibility, this "new direction" may be what's best for me.
X. DIRTY PANTY BLUES II (IN CLOSING)
Andso, in closing, I guess I pretty much said all that needs to be said here
in regards to the whole INSANITY (if indeed, you did read parts "I" to "IX")
going on here, and I don't mean say this to alarm motherfuckas out there,
but the RREEAALL CRAZINESS has yet to even be started, if you ask me.
I'm probably gonna be wishing, sometime in the not-so-very-distant future,
that things be "pleasant and peaceful" the way things are right the fuck now
(Monday, October 6th, 2014, 2:45AM), before, I well... did/posted some shit,
I shouldn't have done (ie. hit the "send/submit" button to) and whatnot,
seeing as I'm no stranger when it comes to receiving "threats" from people.
So, I guess I'll have to see where life takes me, hopefully, to a better place <3
So, it's a real shame (a real, real crying shame), that I've now come to this.
Now what is "this" I speak of, well, the fact I have (in the last 10 or so days)
lowered myself substantially as a *human being*, lol, if I hadn't set myself
already as low (on the bar) as I have, being the "GIRL FRIEND BEG" I am,
but yeah, for those unaware of the last 3 blogs I put out (see link, link, link),
I not only revealed *THE BIG DEMON*, otherwist be known as, my (uh)
"PANTY FETISH" (yeah, I "DVSNGH" Dave Singh, am deeply, magneticly
attracted to girls/womens DIRTY FUCKIN PANTIES), but the fact that, well,
I have pretty much taken it to a whole new level (of low) in that (get this...),
I am now DIRECTLY asking (online) BITCHES if I can buy their PANTIES.
II. THE MESSAGE
So yeah, let me elaborate a bit more with what I just admitted right there,
I am downright *directly* (yes) messaging random girls and women (well, lol,
ones who pass "the physical test") online, if I can buy their 'dirty underwear',
not (or kind of) realizing, lol, how much HUGE fool I'm making of myself,
also having kept in mind, that a good, good majority (I'd say about 75-80%)
are going to REJECT the whole notion of it, and yeah, that I should probably
expect a strong 'backlash' (or in other words, verbal spewage, lol) from a
good number of that same 75-80% (of BITCHES, who reject my 'request').
Now, it's not like I'm asking to have THE (DIRTY) PANTIES for "FREE!",
not that stupid (of course), but no, I indeed issued a $100 bounty for them.
III. THE ($100) BOUNTY
So yes, I put out a "$100 bounty", this meaning $100 out of MY expense
(in $$ bills, not cheques, or gift cards) going into the hands of the recipient
to whom consents to the deal, assuming of course, they really do (ummm)
*want the money* (in exchange for *the panties*), and not wasting my time.
Now, of course, there is a strong likelihood of me coming across 'people'
not only with the intent to waste my time (in addition to theirs), but yeah,
willing to *trick me* or idunno *rob me* or perhaps just plain *humiliate me*
for being the *TARD* that I am, I guess, in an effort to try to "wisen me up",
so they can say "let this be a lesson (to me, DVSNGH), not to do the shit
you 'were' doing (the panty thing), unless you wanna be *fucked* again).
IV. EXPERIENCE (OR LACK THEREOF)
So yeah, it's to be noted here, though I have had 2 face-to-face dealings,
when it comes to the whole "DIRTYPANTY-4-CASH" thing, via through
Craigslist ad posters (one a female, and other, a male claiming to had
*don't laugh* been selling his sister's panties), but in terms of "the reverse",
as in, "me" being the one to put *the deal* on the table, what can I tell ya,
I am very much *inexperienced*, and yeah, pretty much *clueless* (lol),
as far as the "step-by-step" procedures go, say, some girl/woman actually
AGREES TO IT (to indeed, yes, sell me their panties), as far as "step 2",
tho, my heart (as well as, dick! lol) wants me to DO IT, there's a part of me
that's a slight bit hesitant, and unsure, if I should really be DOING THIS!
V. (NO) RAPE PLAN/SCENARIO
So I would like to make it clear, the whole me *ATTEMPTING* to (yes...)
buy a girl/woman's DIRTY PANTIES (for a plain and simple sum of $100)
is not at all in any way of a RAPE SCENARIO, or means for me to, yeah,
try to lure an individual into my home, or myself into an individual's home
(or any other private boundary), and yeah, go ahead and *GET SOME* :P
Had I been a female (and a non-grotesque one, just to add, lol) and I was
doing what I'm doing (assuming, I'm a bi-female, with a PANTY FETISH),
the presumption of *RAPE* wouldn't even occur, but yeah, since I'm a guy,
one can only speculate whether I'm a rapist or indeed a really good guy.
Having had sex ONLY ONCE IN MY LIFE, safe to conclude, I am no rapist.
VI. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN I
So yeah, at the time of this writing (10/05/14), I'd only done one *test run*,
as far as the whole (you know) "me messaging random girls/women online
(lol) asking if I could buy their DIRTY UNDERWEAR for the tag of $100!"
and that *test run* took place on the afternoon/evening of 10/02/14, indeed,
on the (Toronto-based) social networking site, TDOTWIRE (see link),
which yes, STILL FUNCTIONS to this very day, despite the fact, over 80%
of its (past) usership had abandoned and moved on (*to better places*) :P
And as far as how that whole *test tun* went, needless to say, it BOMBED!
Although, and how ironic it was, THE FIRST PERSON who did reply back
ACTUALLY HAD INTEREST, leading me to *believe*, I had some HOPE!
VII. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN II
So, lol, despite at the time of sending out my "messages" (spamming, boo!),
I thought I was doing dumbest thing ever, but like *that*, to my surprise,
the first person to had responded to it, yeah, actually showed legit interest,
and was in fact, ready for "step 2", all just a matter of when 'I was ready',
and while the display pic of 'this person' did pass "the physical test" (lol),
upon doing some further investigating on this person (with the instagram),
kinda noticed some things a little off, one being the fact, she's quite in fact,
can't say "ugly", but yeah, not someone I'd wanna PAY for their (you know),
and yeah, also looked like she's a single mom (2 big-time turn-offs there),
so yeah, needless to say, "negotiations" kinda faltered between her and I.
VIII. "TDOTWIRE" TEST RUN III
So, how about this for a *SWERVE*, the fact the FIRST REPLY was a
(partial) WIN! (lol), only to be followed by LOSS! after LOSS! after LOSS!
Yeah, despite the fact, the majority of the REJECTIONS came by form of
NO REPLIES, this being confirmed, by the "users who viewed me" page,
showing all the bitches who viewed my message and went to check on me,
but declined in wanting to reply back (most them obviously being cowards).
But as far as all the replies I got, following that first ("fluke?") reply, yeah,
they were all quite *negative*, lol, but am I gonna let that discourage me?!
NOPE! Which is safe to say, once I get my shit together, and my motivation
fully intact, I'll be taking my "perverted quest" to all other social platforms.
IX. NEW DIRECTION
So yeah, despite 'the voices' (the angel) telling me, what I'm doing here
(with the whole DIRTY PANTY thing) is BAD, and yeah, pretty much like
me pouring ACID on all future hopes of me getting a GIRL FRIEND (online),
while I have 'other voices' (the devil) saying what I'm doing here is GOOD
(in a twisted, demented way), because say, if I AM to meet up with bitches
(through my ultra-perverted "spam messaging"), and of course, it goes well,
I may have very well have founded myself my very FIRST GIRL FRIEND <3
I mean, lol, once she stops taking my "payments" for her dirty underthingies,
and assures me, "we're now friends", and that I don't gotta pay her no more,
yeah, always the possibility, this "new direction" may be what's best for me.
X. DIRTY PANTY BLUES II (IN CLOSING)
Andso, in closing, I guess I pretty much said all that needs to be said here
in regards to the whole INSANITY (if indeed, you did read parts "I" to "IX")
going on here, and I don't mean say this to alarm motherfuckas out there,
but the RREEAALL CRAZINESS has yet to even be started, if you ask me.
I'm probably gonna be wishing, sometime in the not-so-very-distant future,
that things be "pleasant and peaceful" the way things are right the fuck now
(Monday, October 6th, 2014, 2:45AM), before, I well... did/posted some shit,
I shouldn't have done (ie. hit the "send/submit" button to) and whatnot,
seeing as I'm no stranger when it comes to receiving "threats" from people.
So, I guess I'll have to see where life takes me, hopefully, to a better place <3
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