Sooo, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls (dickz and cuntz, oops, sorry),
I would like to bring attention to the fact, that yes, in the past couple of days,
I have made some 'stylistic changes' to my website (as well as my twitter),
be that, by the banner you see atop this page, and its partnering twitter
(@ISSUEZZ, see link), and that (yes!), it's got an all-new catchy 'name/title',
this of course being "ISSUEZZ.COM: DIGITAL HOUSE OF HORRORS!" :)
Now what kind of crazy, wacky title is that, and perhaps, could it be (idunno)
all the *COLD MEDICATION* I've ingested the last however many days,
considering that, I'm kinda currently battling THE FLU, these last few days,
or quite possibly, -flu or no flu-, I've just about lost ma goddamn fuckin mind!
II. DIGITAL HOUSE OF HORRORS II
So yes, I'm now referring to my site as, yep... (the) Digital House Of Horrors!
And no, that's not a play off something famous (or infamous), I really felt
those 3 words (plus, of) is what perfectly suits my site and what I bring to it,
the fact that, well, I live a pretty fuckin horrific life (in case you're obviously
familiar with my past writings, and the fact, I'm pretty fucked in the head!),
and it's sheer HORROR, and having it all written, and (indeed) broadcasted
for the world (wide web) to see, in the form of the blog site you see here,
like a house, a DIGITAL HOUSE, in which holds all the lovely (sarcasm)
information that I exploit/leak out about myself, all stemming from the fact,
I have no friends, and nobody likes me, and I wonder the fuck why! Hmmm...
III. DIGITAL HOUSE OF HORRORS III
So yeah, for me to go about my *business* (endless online bantering),
under the title of "Digital House Of Horrors", yeah, not only sounds (ummm)
ULTRA-FUCKED, to say the damn least, and sad to have to say this,
but yeah, it kinda opens 'the door' for me to (you know) be a lil bit more
(what's the word) *CREEPTACULAR*, than I already make myself out to be.
So yeah, you thought I wasn't a big enough (internet) "CREEP" as it is,
yeah, I'm about to *AMP* the fuckin shit out of that, from hereon forward!
Picture me as a modern day (lol) JASON VORHEES/FREDDY KREUGER,
as I be roaming tha streets (be it, online, lol) hitting up bitches inboxes,
trying to get PU$$Y, only to get BLOCKED instead, but I keep comin back ;)
IV. MANNEQUIN HEAD
So, for some time now (weeks, perhaps months) I have talking about
getting this (yes!) FEMALE MANNEQUIN/DOLL HEAD, and (yes!) have her
serve as a "temp" GIRL FRIEND, you know, until I do get a REAL ONE,
though yeah, for me to be SEEN aligning myself with such *OBJECT*,
lol, obviously does ALOTTT, in hurting my chances of getting a girl friend,
seeing as I indeed plan to TAKE PICTURES *with* the mannequin head.
Just picture it, me taking a selfie with a mannequin head kissin up on me,
oh and of course, me 'not hiding' the fact it's a DOLL HEAD that 'loves me',
and yeah, stressin the fact I can't get a 'real girl' to love me and be mine </3
Real soon, I'm gonna make a blog, showin ya all the heads I been lookin at.
V. BARBIE DOLL
So now, another "idea" that's come to me, in addition to the whole (lol)
*CRAZY* mannequin head thing (as expressed in the previous paragraph),
is that, yes, I may very well be contemplating getting a, yes, BARBIE DOLL,
be that, one that is of a "brown (skin) tone", to match the mannequin head,
which will also going to be one of a "brown (skin) tone", because, you see,
what I want #1 in life (and have been wanting ALL MY ENTIRE DAMN LIFE,
and been unable to get!) is a GIRL FRIEND, more and most specifically,
a BROWN GIRL FRIEND, doesn't matter of what *origin* or *religion*,
but yeah, I figure while I'm (STILL!!!) waiting for *WHAT'S MEANT TO BE*,
I have this (go ahead and LAUGH!!!) "BROWN BARBIE" doll to fill the void.
So yeah, in another news, I just felt like sharing with the world (wide web),
my latest "Ipod Makeover/Design", attributed mainly, to the help/services of
WRAPPZ.COM (see link), which is a phone/media player customizing site,
that lets you to design your own custom decal skin or hard case, and yeah,
basically, you create it, you pay for it, and WRAPPZ ships it on out to you.
This month, I bid farewell to my 'ISSUES' (which is a band, if youre unaware,
ISSUESSROCK.US, see link), I bid farewell to my ISSUES Ipod design,
of 4-5 months, and bring on in my newest 'SKRILLEX' (a very famous DJ,
if you're unaware who he is, assuming you're really OLD) Ipod design,
themed after his (and my personal most favorite) 2011 record "Bangarang".
VII. IPOD MAKEOVER II
So (there's more...), if you (yes, you, the reader) happen to have (idunno)
an Ipod, or an Iphone, or even the latest Samsung or Blackberry phone,
I would be more than happy to make one for you, and yeah, FOR FREE!!!
I mean, it's kinda comin out of *my personal expenses*, but oh fuckin well,
but I would be more than happy to design a custom phone/ipod design for
someone out there, and yeah, assuming "I am their friend" and everything,
and let me put it on their device, and *voila*, make it look just "damnnn!"
Of course, I'm not going to go this extent, to make a phone/mp3 design
for "your boy friend" (assuming I'm dealing with some dumb bitch, lol), or
I won't do this for "some guy's girl friend", unless, she blows me (literally).
VIII. MANNEQUIN HEAD/BARBIE DOLL
So anyways, going back now on the subject of "me + barbie dolls" LMFAO
(and let's not leave out, mannequin heads), subject I'm sure *many people*
find more 'interesting' than me and my lameass ipod/iphone designs :P
But yeah, I just wanna make note that yeah, I really really really really (lol)
and I mean REALLY am considering acting through on this, need I remind:
me getting a FEMALE MANNEQUIN HEAD, a realistic looking one at best,
as well as, a BROWN-TONED BARBIE DOLL, or maybe of another brand,
and having them serve as MY GIRL FRIEND, and indeed, provide *PICS*.
And yeah, I not only plan (still contemplating) getting this barbie doll 'thing',
but yeah, as well as many 'outfits' to go with it, including BARBIE LINGERIE!
Hahaha, so yeah, I thought I ENLIGHTEN/SCAR you all with the *visuals*
to what (yes!) BARBIE LINGERIE looks like, and available 24/7 on EBAY!
Now, I haven't (well, yet!) boughten any of *this stuff*, nor a doll itself (yet!),
but yeah, it's all basically 'out there', ready for 'whoever' to purchase them,
and yeah, a good possibility that same 'whoever' could very well be ME :)
Depending where life takes me, in the days leading into the (2014) holidays,
because, you see, if it weren't for "the holiday hype", and the fact, that yeah,
IT VERY MUCH HURTS NOT HAVING A GIRL FRIEND UPON THIS TIME,
I wouldn't be contemplating the things (the really, really bad things) that I be
contemplating here, involving myself and (yes!) barbie dolls of all things.
X. THE FUCKIN FLU
So it's quite amazing, indeed, the time I bring this blog to you (10/13/14),
the time in which I have been plagued with THE FLU (sinus and throat),
and yeah, making it all the even better, NO TIME OFF WORK whatsoever,
not to mention the fact, I WORK MOTHERUCKIN RESTAURANT, lol, and
I even told 'em (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed, unfortunately), that yeah,
"I AM SICK", and idunno, maybe someone else should *COVER FOR ME*,
but nope, they insist I WORK, despite it all (understaffed we certainly are),
and the fact, I'm also prolonging my sickness, having to keep coming in.
And the best part, the fact I have a VERY WEAK IMMUNE SYSTEM, yeah,
so it won't be DAYS, but infact WEEKS until I fully recover, so boohoo! </3
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