DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 19 / CODE:BLK | "DIRTY PANTY PURSUIT" | 10/27/14

I. DIRTY PANTY PURSUIT

So, a few weeks ago, I kinda went and did something a lil (idunno) dumb,
lol, and no, upon the time of 'doing it' I was not *high, intoxicated, nor under
the influence of anything*, and yeah, might be hard for some to believe
I REALLY WAS 100% SOBER and clear-minded, at the time of doing this,
but yes, this is indeed what happened (just a few weeks back), so yeah,
I decided to go scouring on the Tdotwire (see link) online social network,
(at one time, a trending, popular social network, which actual decent people,
now just an irrelevant hub, consumed mostly by pimps/dealers, and hoes),
and yeah, I decided to go around asking G's, if I can buy their 'dutty' panties,
and lol, from what you're gonna see, didn't really work out so well for me.


II. CATHARSIS

So starting things off is a reply from a girl by the handle "Catharsis", who,
I guess you can say, responded (somewhat) "positively" to my *request*
lol, of buying her 'used panties', and I'm guessing she was *down for it*
(considering, I was indeed throwing $100 at her for it, that's alotta dough),
and yeah, woulda been sweet, had I replied when the opportunity was hot.
I did reply still, tho a tad bit late (2 weeks later), so I doubt it'll ever happen.
And speaking of "hot", just look at her pictures, she is levels beyond *hot*,
which such beauty, especially with those set of lips, I'm pretty damn sure,
if she tried, she be able to suck lot more than just $100 outta my pockets :P
But yeah, what else can I say, she gave me the opportunity (and I blew it).

III. JUST_ME_14

So here we have someone now by the username "just_me_14", and yeah,
her reply to my message/request was indeed that of "??", isn't that great.
Either she is really dumb, or 'english' just isn't her main deal, whatever
(and my message was written, yes, in 100% clear/understandable english).
So yeah, take a good look at this chick's pics, no fuckin doubt a 'hooker',
(if selfies in hotel bathrooms, in slutty outfits, wasn't a big enough sign)
and yeah, that's kinda what TDW (Tdotwire) has come to now, in 2014,
a "social network" frequented mainly by pimps, dealers, druggies, and yes,
hoes, like the one I'm talking about right here, this is where you find them.
Be that, she's a hooker, I don't think I'd really wanna be buying her junk. 


III. SWEET_PRINCESS3

So next is a girl by username "SweetPrincess3", to whom replied back
saying "Are You Serious", not sure entirely, the tone in which it was asked,
if indeed, she had 'interest', or was wondering what kinda *crack* I was on.
Judging by what I see, she doesn't look like no hooker (unlike, previous 2),
and in fact, a common, everyday girl (not a whole lot of those on TDW
these days), and yes, when it comes to me and 'sick and twisted' sense (lol)
of wanting a girl's panties, so I can, yes... (sniff and lick and chew on them),
I kinda prefer they come from a "common, everyday girl", as opposed to
ones from a (um) "sex-trade worker", cause of (you know) all the *traffic*
going on, in-and-out of *down there*, lol, if you understand my point.


IV. BONNIEEVANS

So here we have "BonnieEvans", and yeah, to say she is "dumb" (lmfao)
would surely be an understatement, though, to her credit she (sorta) knows
how to read, since she did ask me, why do I want "dirty panties?" (hmmm,
good fuckin question, lol), but yeah, my attempts in explaining this to her,
maybe I needed to have translated it into ebonics (tawkin lyke dis) first,
for her to 'get it', but yeah, I musta overworked her lil, tiny pea-sized brain,
as all she could respond back to me with is "okay", and what else, "okay"
(yeah, those were her exact last 2 replies back to me, "okay" and "okay").
You'll find alot of BonnieEvans's on TDW, young black girls, who look good
on the outside, but just empty on the inside, in terms of brains/personality.


V. KAYELOVE

So yeah, considering what you've read about me, through this same blog
or whatnot, I kinda should be the last person to judge others on intelligence,
seeing as I am "the fool" going around asking G's if I can buy their undies,
so yeah, I guess that makes me lose some "credibility points" (lmfao) there,
but I don't care, I realize I'm right now at one of the lowest peaks of my life,
and yeah, since nobody really cares to wanna help pick me 'off the ground',
I guess I'll just keep *doing what it is I do* (being the fucktard that I am) :)
So I got a hate response from a "kayelove", in which she called me "dirt", lol,
but yeah, she's a fat pig (see pictures), who seems to love to hit the clubs,
too bad, she's the epitome of the girl at the club, you don't want eyeing you.


VI. CECCI101

So here we have "Cecci101", and yeah, not quite sure what her deal is,
if she is indeed a HOOKER (from the obvious weave, the bogus eyelashes,
the 5-to-10 pounds of make-up, slutty wardrobe, and of course, my favorite,
selfies in the hotel bathroom), or if she's just a ordinary (non-skank) girl.
Interestingly enough, she doesn't have the mindset of hooker, because
(from the response I got from her), she's apparently a woman of 'morales'
and yeah, lol, she apparently went far in trying to "tear me a new asshole",
saying how I'm a guy who "probably can't get any", um, NO FUCKIN DUH!
That's the whole point of my website, to stress the fact, I don't *get any* and
can't *get any*, and will never *get any* (no matter how hard I try to get it).


VII. TRINI_MAMI_1

So next we have is "Trini_Mami_1", and yes, quite hard for me to believe,
I would fuckin go and ask *her*, if I can buy her *you know*, cause I mean,
just *look at her*, LOL, quite (visually) 'disgusting' to say the very least.
Part of 'my pleasure' in panties is that *it* belongs to (or once belonged to)
a girl/woman that is "desirable", and yeah, you wish you could *fuck* (lol),
with *her*, lol, would probably take *lots of alcohol* to wanna go fuck that.
Now the fact, she did respond back "open to the idea", of *you know*
(her selling off her *dirty junk* to me), yeah, I tried to have an 'open mind'
(putting aside her whole, um, ugliness) and get this thing going with her,
but mannn, she is stupid as fuck can be, so I just gave up (for the better).


VIII. SEXI_CHICK

So here we have "sexi_chick", who is in fact not really sexi, but then again,
compared to the previous chica I spoke of (Trini_Mami_1), she's definately
a couple notches above *that* in terms of sexy (less alcohol required, lol).
But yeah, her reply to me was a simple "ok lol", which could either mean,
"yeah, I'm up for it, let's do this" -or- *I'm too stupid as fuck to answer this,
so I'm just gonna write "lol" and hit send, cause I'm a stupid dumb girl*.
But yeah, her 'TDW status' reads "Need money holler if u can help", lol,
meaning, she was "open to it", but her previous statuses also showed her
beggin for "hard" (slang for cocaine), so yeah, when I put 2 and 2 together,
realizing, she's a major druggie, that's when I decided to move on past :)

IX. KIMBERLY1

So next is "kimberly1", who didn't shoot down my message, she accepted :)
and even took it to "stage 2", telling me to email her the money (first), lol,
and then she would "send teh panties for sure", yeah, like I totally believe ;)
Now I should note, I've been SCAMMED 5 TIMES THIS YEAR, in terms of
"over-the-mail panty purchases" gone bad (a combined loss of over $250!),
the most recent, a month ago ($60), so I might be done with "the mail" thing.
Btw, not the 1st time I talked with this G, I recall a few months back, my bday
was comin up, and I was messaging every G on TDW, in need of support
(having NO FRIENDS), so this girl sent a "guy friend" to come pick me up,
for a "night out (in b-town)", but I declined (last minute), for my safety :P


X. _CASHMONEY

So yeah, way way way at the beginning of this whole (I'll just say it...)
sad and utterly pathetic *bid* in trying to get (local) girls' underthingies, lol,
like, before I went about messaging the ENTIRE Tdotwire social network
(well, as many the bitches on it I could), yeah, in the very early moments,
I got a reply from this "_cashmoney" chick, letting me know (that yes) she
was ready act on my request (of course, be it the fact I'm paying her $100),
and she even chose a specific time, and yeah, all seemed 99% good to go,
until my conscience stepped in, asking me if this bitch is really worth forking
over $100 to, just to have *her panties*, sorry but I don't fuckin think so,
(doubt if I would even want them for free, lol), so yeah, I axed those plans.


XI. FYN3ZT

And finally, the best for last, this here being "FYN3ZT" (lol), and bytheway,
great username, maybe 5-10 years ago, she resembled something "fine",
but here we are, 2014, looks like she's had quite the 'rough recent years',
from her 'down syndrome'-raddled face, and her 'phoulorie stuffed' belly, lol,
as well as her saggy ass, so sad n' saggy, that not even sexy black leggings
(shown in her selfie pic) is able to help bring life to it, and sorry to make fun,
if that wasn't intended to be a selfie, and was (idunno) a weight-check pic?
Anyways, I'm done now with that, yeah and thanks for the "word up" :)
And as far as me being able "handle rejection" well, I can handle it fyn3!
I even made a t-shirt (ONLINE DATING REJECT) to let people know of it!


XII. DIRTY PANTY PURSUIT II (IN CLOSING)

So there you have it, uhhh, and yet another embarrassing chapter of my life,
and yeah, how it's plain fuckin *OBVIOUS* my head is in the wrong place,
be it the fact, I'm still (even after through all this bullshit), still on the aim
of trying to get a pair of ladies' *sexxxed up* panties (yeah, still aiming!)
and idunno, I guess it just won't stop until I finally do (you know) *GET IT*!
If that means, having to put myself through this (um) 'agonizing process' of
(uh) messaging the entire TDW social network 'allover again', until I finally
do hit a *BREAKTHROUGH*, hmmm, I guess I'll just have to go do that.
Oh and yeah, through all this mess, I'm still hoping to find a girl friend (LOL!)
in time for Christmas, as well as, New Year's (as if I actually have hope!).