I. FUCK GOD
So yeah, I guess you call this one of those ANGRY BLOGS, hence the title,
and yeah, it's directed at a few people, not necessarily Christmas-related,
despite this being 'the holidays', a time, I'm (often) at my most ANGRIEST,
and WHY SO ANGRY, because of the situation I'm in, all thanks to GOD,
and yeah, if I can single out THE ONE I'm most ANGRY at this very moment,
yep, it's indeed GOD, I (seriously) blame GOD 100% for making my life
THE FUCKED UP MESS it currently is (and been for quite some time btw),
and I indeed very much await the day, I RID MYSELF OFF THIS PLANET,
yeah, have myself a nice talk with YOU (GOD), about this life "I HAD",
and what the meaning of it *WAS* and how it was "originally" meant to end.
II. FUCK THIS BITCH
II. FUCK THIS BITCH
So I recently got word that a (first) cousin of mine, named "Amanda"
(but we call her "Mandy") from Long Island (NYC) is getting married (awe)
to her (white) BOY FRIEND, and we (me and the rents) are invited to it,
taking place in May, next year (2015), and indeed they are expecting "us",
but guess what?! "I" sure as MOTHERFUCK ain't going to it #BOYCOTT
Now, I did tell Tha Rents, I don't plan on going (without usin cuss words, lol),
even if it means ditching out on a (car) trip to the #1 city in the world
(New York City, just my opinion, seriously fuck LA, London, Paris, Tokyo).
Now I didn't tell anyone yet, in the familia, my intentions on NO SHOWING
the wonderful *GLORIOUS EVENT* of holy (BULLSHIT) matrimony.
III. FUCK THIS BITCH II
So this here will be the second (family) wedding in a row now, in which
I chose to NO SHOW (BOYCOTT!), after I kinda decided on not going to
my cousin Ryan's (from Scarborough) last year (2013), citing "work" as
the reason I couldn't go, when I coulda easily booked the night off, so yeah.
No disrespect to him personally, but yeah, FUCK FAMILY WEDDINGS.
What kinda makes this (current) situation bit tricky, however, is my Uncle B,
who is my cousin's (Mandy) father, yeah, really likes me (non-homo-ly),
and whenever "he and company" come to Canada, upon family visit(s),
he would always single ME out, of all the cousins and whatnot, and be
"extra courteous", my only assumption is, he thinks I'm "special" (retard).
IV. FUCK THIS BITCH III
So anyways, if I indeed go on *my decision* to NO SHOW his daughters/
my (first) cousins wedding, yeah, it would somewhat sever our relations,
especially if he finds out I *intentionally* made the decision not to go to it.
Btw, he has 2 daughters, the other who's wedding I had been forced into
going, back in 2008, which was an EXTREMELY DREADFUL experience.
In my uncle's eyes, he actually thought I had a "blast", always reminding me,
"remember the great time you had at your cousin(/my daughter)'s wedding",
when really, I HATED every bit of it, and was leaning strongly on BOOZE
to lift me up, and in case he saw me smiling, was cause of THE BOOZE!
All thanks to THAT WEDDING, I came to despise the word: WEDDING!
V. FUCK THIS BITCH IV
So I really shouldn't be calling my cousin Mandy, you know, "A BITCH""
(as seen from the paragraph title), but yeah, aside from this wedding BS,
I do have some spite towards her, and it all stems from last summer (2013),
when I had met her at a family party, in Ajax, and we talked and talked and
talked, and probably talked more that 1 time, all previous times combined,
and I was explaining to her my whole (uh) *ROCK BOTTOM* situation
I was going through (HAVING NO FRIENDS, still in that situation, btw),
but the convo came to sudden halt, when I had to go, but need no worries,
Mandy told me, she would be my friend, and to make a FB (for her, awe)
so we can talk more, but yeah, didn't work out with "her busy lifestyle".
VI. FUCK THIS GUY
So switching MY RAGE now to someone/something completely different,
so there's this guy I know, who works at my local mall (#BCC/#BRAMALEA),
to whom I've known for many years, working at Brampton's other mall
(#SHOPPERSWORLD), but now, he's moved his way up to Bramalea!
So when I came across him in Bramalea, yeah, I was happy to see him,
and because I'm there CONSTANTLY (partially because of my job),
I let him know, he'd be seeing me quite oftenly, as I work just nearby,
and that every time I see him, I would shake his hands out of "great respect",
especially considering the fact I used to work for him (and, for $6/hour btw),
as well as his brother-in-law, who infact gave me my first job in Brampton.
VII. FUCK THIS GUY II
So, this guy, to whom I've decided not to address by name (just, 'this guy'),
nor will I make mention to where he works (in #BCC/#BRAMALEA mall),
but if you're wondering now what my *BEEF* is with him, oh and yeah,
why I officially lost all respect for 'this guy', I will happily explain to you.
So a few weeks ago, I came across 'this guy', at his newly-opened kiosk,
in #BCC/#BRAMALEA mall, and yeah, in the days/weeks that followed,
I would see him, shake his hand, and have small chit-chat (about whatever),
this would occur at an almost daily basis (as I go to that mall quite often).
That was up until a week ago, when outta nowhere, he started asking me,
"sooo, what is new with youuu? you have girl friend? any girl friend?".
VIII. FUCK THIS GUY III
(continuing on) so I tried to change the subject fast, seeing as that, uh,
my personal/relationship status is a very TOUCHY/SENSITIVE MATTER,
considering, truth be told, I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRL FRIEND (YET!!!),
and yeah, its been my biggest STRESS FACTOR, whole damn fuckin life
TRYIN TO GET ONE, and obviously, NEVER BEEN ABLE TO (YET!!!).
Now it's not the first time, in all my years knowing him, he would ask that,
but in all those years he asked, yeah, answer would always be the same,
"no (I don't have a GIRL FRIEND)", so yeah, he was probably hoping,
*this time around*, he would get a different response, hearing me say,
for a change, "yes (I DO have a GIRL FRIEND)", as if it's any his biz btw.
IX. FUCK THIS GUY IV
(continuing on more) so when he would drill me with this (same) question,
he'd always look me up, head to toe, with this rather questionable look
(when asking me *IF I HAVE A FUCKIN GIRL FRIEND OR NOT*),
which in the past, yeah, I would notice (the glance) and just rub it off.
But when doing the same shtick to me, this time, I see him eyeing me up,
and when I fed him, you know, the *usual/same answer* back (being, no),
I see that same look (on his face), and yeah, a rather demeaning look,
as if, "why, after all these years (knowing me), I (still) have no girl friend",
and like "what is wrong with him? why can't this guy not get a girl friend"...
when the STINKIN PAKISTANI PIECE OF SHIT doesn't fuckin realize that
GOD HAS FORBIDDED ME FROM EVER HAVING A GIRL FRIEND!!!
X. FUCK THIS GUY V
So yeah, the guy obviously isn't aware of the *STRANGLEHOLD/CURSE*
put upon my life FORBIDDING ME FROM EVER HAVING A GIRL FRIEND
(and I'm talking, HUMAN GIRL FRIEND, not BARBIE DOLL GIRL FRIEND)
and FORBIDDING ME FROM EVER EXPERIENCING HUMAN LOVE!
He's probably thinks, "I don't know HOW TO get with a girl" or some shit,
WHEN I FUCKING KNOW HOW, LOL, I FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
But if ever I dare TRY TO get with a girl / TRY TO get a girl friend, yeah,
GOD IS GOING TO INTERVENE AND ASSURE IT NOT FUCKIN HAPPEN!
Needless to say, I have officially ENDED my "acquaintance" with 'this guy',
and yeah, refuse to ever talk to him again, or even come near to his kiosk.
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