Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... recording theze tweetz live from Brampton Gateway Bus Terminal... that'z right
If you don't where or what the fuck that iz... that'z the bus station/shelter thingy near #SHOPPERSWORLD Brampton mall... YEEE, DA DEAD MALL
We got 2 mallz in B-town... tha LIVE mall (#BRAMALEA City Centre) and tha DEAD mall (#SHOPPERSWORLD Brampton)... I prefer tha live mall more
So I be herree now on 03.05.15 talk about 05.30.15... (Saturday, May 30th, 2015)... yeee, that right therrre, that'z MA BIRTHDAY peoplezzz
And altho I don't got PLANZ atm.. the thing iz, well, I PLAN TO HAVE PLANZ.. I juz gotta fIgure out first -lol- how the fuck to get PLANZ :P
When you don't got a GIRL FRIEND, let alone, ANY FRIENDZ... (period)... yeee, that'z what you call in life an "UPHILL BATTLE", mothafuckazzz
Now there'z some peoplez readin thiz... (you know who tha fuck who ya are)... prolly sayin, maybe if I wuzn't such an A$$HOLE (sometimez)...
...maybe if -I wuzn't such an A$$HOLE-, and -I wuz NICE-, id actually have/be able to get FRIENDZ (unbeknownst to tha PROBZ I got goin, atm)
Funny thing about peoplez goin thru "UPHILL BATTLE"-like pathz in life, some are able to OVERCOME tha struggle, and -eventually- LIVE HAPPY
And there'z thoze who CAN'T OVERCOME tha struggle... and despite travellin az far az they could up tha big big hill... andso they decide...
What tha hell... I'm neva gonna make it to tha top (of tha hill) anywayz... but I'm -lol- HIGH UP ENOUGH where -idunno- I'mma just "LEAP"...
Yeee... LEAPPP (TO MA MOTHAFUCKIN DEATHHH)... and maybe, juz maybe, I'll end up in A BETTA PLACE than tha $HITZ I'm -currently- in atm :)
Hahaha... okay, well maybe not so much 'funny', but yeah... I juz thought I get -that thought- outta ma head (gettin back to MY BDAY now...)
So yeah... MY BDAY iz comin up soon (05.30.15, need I remind ya'z)... and indeed I'm -anticipating- having THA BESTEST TIME EVER IN MA LIFE!
Tha BESTEST TIME EVER in ma life... ***WITHOUT*** (THA KEY PART)... resortin/reachin out to: HOOKERZ, STRIPPERZ, (LIQUOR) BOTTLEZ, and DRUGZ
And altho I don't have -A DATE- -A PARTNER- -A FRIEND- az of thiz current second I write thiz... hey... tha plan iz (obviouzly) to -GET ONE-
DESPITE THA FACT I'M REJECTED BY -EEVVEERRYYBBOODDYY- ON EVERY DATING SITE/NETWORK (AND IZ IT ANY FUCKIN WONDER WHY I WANNA END MA LIFE???)
But hear me out tho... if indeed it'z TRUE (puttin on me optimistic cap here)... that perhapz my life WAS NOT meant to end in SUIXXXIDE...
And that GOOD THINGZ will come to me.. I JUZ GOTTA WAIT FOR IT.. so who knowz, maybe I WILL HAVE A GIRL FRIEND, by time ma bday rollz around
Or if I DON'T... I could alwayz throw maself infronta SPEEDIN 18-WHEELER TRUCK... I guezz it'z all up to GOD to decide WHAT'Z RIGHT :)
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