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Saturday, July 25, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "#CARIBANA2015 (LEFT OUT OF)" | 07/25/15


Thursday, July 23, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.23.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "MR. OR MRS. 647-537-8307" | 07/23/15


Tuesday, July 21, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.21.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "VACATION TIME COMIN (IN 3 WEEKS)" | 07/21/15


Monday, July 20, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 46 / CODE:RED | "DVSNGH VS. SOCIETY (COUPLEZ)" | 07/20/15


I. 

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at ya live from (you know it) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall,
originally starting thiz blog writing "Monday, July 13th, 2015, 3:12PM".
And yeah, where to begin, here we are now mid-July -peak of summer!-
Should really be enjoying it, but yeah, juz hazn't quite *lifted off* for me yet.
It'z to be noted, that yezzz, despite it only bein juz tha first half of tha summer,
I infact am plagued with THA FLU, yes, THA 2ND TIME THIZ SUMMER!
Don't eva recall being hit with tha flu TWICE in one summer before in ma life,
having only been '6 weekz' removed from tha previouz (back in late-May),
how tha fuck thiz shit happenz, fuckin BramptonTransit, and tha fact they gotta
have tha AC cranked so high, and yeah, 6 outta 7 dayz I'm forced to bus.



II. 

So yeah, if I could find one word to describe how tha summer'z goin for me,
yep, couldn't lean towardz anotha word more than PAINFUL, tha'z right.
Fuckin *painful* summer it'z sure been to say tha least, and far az I recall,
I don't remember a summer I've been, yeah, juz HURTIN since day one.
Need I gotta point out what I'm 'hurtin' ova, now do I (?), I think it'z kinda

evident (CLEARLY EVIDENT!) in ma writingz what I'm -hurtin- ova.
And yeah, for az long az thingz gotta continue to be like thiz, idunno man,
if you thought thingz were bad (assuming you read sum ma recent postingz)
az it iz, there seemz to be a (what'z tha word) "department" in ma brain,
that'z eager to take thingz to higher and greater levelz of >FUCKED-UP<
I mean, I'd love to fire "that department", but sadly and unfortunately can't.



III. 

So az I'm writin thiz in tha lovely n' wonderful Bramalea City Centre mall,
I wanna talk about, well, ma latest and newest development in (well...)
"MENTAL FUCKEDICITY", lolz, but az I've written about many timez in past,
I hate, (no wait) I HATE, (no wait) I DESPISE tha sight of HOLDING HANDZ,
most particularly, YOUNG (NON-MARRIED) COUPLEZ HOLDING HANDZ,
and yeah, when I see *ONE* I raise MA MIDDLE FINGER to show ma disgust,
and funny, az I'm writing about it, *ONE* juz passed right by me, LOL,
and I made sure tha (BROWN) BITCH saw clear I wuz givin her tha finger!
For sum reason, HURTZ like million timez more, seein a BROWN COUPLE
(HOLDING HANDZ), perhapz it havin do tha fact I'm also BROWN, idunno.
I also wanted make sure tha bitch saw tha HURT & ANGER in ma face,
since I ain't doin THAT for fun, it'z me expressin, how life iz so unfair to me.



IV. 

So yeah, if THAT SHIT ain't fucked az it already iz, getz more interesting now.
So I don't know when exactly thizzz began, but yeah, say I'm just walkin,
and I happen to see a CUTE YOUNG COUPLE walkin towardz ma direction
(more like, GOD throwin ONE in ma path, like a hurdle I must jump ova),
now, if they're HOLDING HANDZ, I give em tha finger (to their facez!),
that'z juz how it iz, and been so for some time now, need I say (yearz!),
but if they're *NOT* HOLDING HANDZ, yeah, I still feel a ray of hurt!
And yeah, basically what happenz, I start to get ANGRY (in tha face!),
and then az *THEY* get closa, I immediately juz ><SHUT MY EYEZ><,
and yeah, for howeva long (2-3-4-5 secondz), I'm walkin + eyez closed,
and when I know *THEY* are outta ma sight, ma eyez open back up,
and yeah, presume on with ma day, with some bitter aftertaste in ma mouth.



V. 

Sooo (3 dayz later, btw, "Thursday, July, 16th, 2016, 3:33PM), yeah,
if -life- couldn't provide me anymore strange and unexpected twistz (yep!)
I apparently >injured maself< at work, bout 2 dayz ago, when doin somethin
that required, well, very awkward positioning (too long to try to explain), but
when your job iz that of a 'dishwasher' (at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed),
well, there'z more to tha job than juz washing fuckin dishez (ya know), like,
there'z also 'maintenance' shit you gotta do (to keep your section "clean"),
and addin to tha fact, I've been havin slight issuez in termz of ma weight
thiz year, what I believed happened wuz, when gettin 'down' to bizznezz,
I put too much weight on ma left foot (for 4-5 minz), to tha point that, yezzz,
I strained tha muscle, thuz explainin when I got up, I wuz immediately limping!



VI.

So yeah, thiz wuz about 5 hourz into ma work shift (with 2 more left to go),
and becuz I wuz set to have ma "mini rest period" (in otha wordz, ma 2 dayz off),
yeah, I din't think too much of it (not realizin I'd indeed CRUSHED MA FOOT),
but yeah, for 2 hourz, I wuz workin with somewhat of a *limp* (poor me),
and yeah, when I'd gotten home (3 hourz later), az tha adrenaline flow
winded itz way down, that'z when tha pain indeed TOOK OFF from there.
Now, I did have ma sharez of Advilz, when I went to sleep that very night,
thinkin, that'll prolly take care of THAT PAIN, and I'mma be fine tha next day.
But nopez, I woke up tha next day, to find that I could barely move ma left foot,
and yeah, tha entire right side of ma left foot wuz totally immobile and in pain,
in which I could not put much weight on it and could not wiggle ma big toe.



VII. 

So thiz certainly suckz to say tha least, seein az, it haz me kinda crippled,
like, I can't even GO OUT (and yeah, GO TO BRAMALEA CITY CENTRE!,
which wuz kinda tha set plan, but noperz, gotta fuckin stay home now).
When I contacted ma managerz at work, about thiz whole dilemma,
they seemed to responded az if "I wuz making excusez (not to go to work),
az well az asking me "why didn't I say anything about it when it happened?",
when they don't realize, I wuzn't feelin -tha real pain- tiI GOT HOME -after-,
not to mention, I wuz workin thru THA FLU, and becuz we're so understaffed,
there'z no one to call (to take ma shift), so I'm basicly forced to work thru it.
So yeah, first time I can eva recall bein in thiz situation (injured foot and all),
for howeva long THIZZZ iz gonna play out (if I din't have enough problemz).



VIII. 

Sooo tha way ma foot feelz theze last few dayz, yeah, it'z almost kinda like
someone were to (idunno) pull off ma shoe, and beat ma (left) foot senseless with
an aluminum baseball bat, and yeah, leaving ma otha foot completely fine,
since they know I'm gonna need least one good foot (so I could limp on home).
Now, az I explained (how I got into thiz situation), a few paragraphz up,
thiz 'cleaning routine' iz something I'm subjected to do (once) every week,
and yeah, I usually get out of it juz fine, howeva not tha case thiz week,
hmmm, for whateva reason THIZZZ had to happen to me, now of all timez.
Could it possibly be a *LESSON* done onto me by (idunno) >GOD< ya know
tha same GOD (partially) to blame for all ma manyyy othaaa dillemaz atm (?)
Perhapz, he coulda saved it for any otha time, be HE choze NOW for it (?!)



IX. 

So anywayz, before THAT SHIT happened, I wuz in tha middle of (yeah)
writing a very (uh) *interesting* set of paragraphz, pertaining to tha fact,
well, I am havin somewhat difficulty with (yes) YOUNG COUPLEZ in public,
and tha fact, they must HOLD HANDZ, in lettin all of society know that (yes)

"WE ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE! LOOK AT US!! AND BE IN AWE FOR US!!!"
(and of course) "ONE DAY WE ARE GONNA OFFICIALLY TIE THA KNOT!"
despite tha fact, they're 95% likely to *BREAK UP* within tha next 1-5 yearz,
and of course, none of theze CUNTZ and DICKZ realize, there are people
(such az maself) who are EXTREMELY HURT by their (so-called 'innocent')
display of PUBLIC AFFECTION, and lucky for them, I don't carry a WEAPON,
cuzzz tha amount of timez I gotta be subject to thiz (holdin handz) bullshit,
I wish there wuz some way I could ***PHYSICALLY*** respond back at it!



X. 

So yeah, tha whole concept of *HOLDING HANDZ* (yup) bafflez me
(with exceptionz to family, tha elderly and tha handi-capped, of course),
and it seemz I run into thiz "problem" tha most during tha holiday season
(December), and also becuz of thiz one "problem", I've had to make (yeah)
*slight changez* to ma life, one being, I can't walk into SQUARE ONE mall
(in Mississauga) no more, and haven't been in, since -December 27th, 2012-
(going, almost 3 yearz now), becuzzz it seemz like that place iz tha fuckin
*EPICENTRE* for YOUNG COUPLEZ and their HOLDING HANDZ in public,
and yeah, I've even gone outta ma way to throw away every single item
of clothing and whatnot, I'd eva boughten from there (SQUARE ONE mall),
out of mere protest/disgust for that place, all thankz to *YOUNG COUPLEZ*.



XI. 

And anotha place I've chosen to discard and try ma best to avoid az a whole,
NIAGARA FALLS, which often every couple monthz, ma parentz would
take me to (while they go to tha casino, I'd hit tha tourist strip, and all that shit),
but yeah, tha sight of all tha YOUNG COUPLEZ >< HOLDING HANDZ
(especially az I'm walkin and tryin to get around, havin to GO THRU THEM)
had fuckin driven me to tha eventual point, I didn't wanna go there no more.
But yeah, I've now reached an even greata PINNACLE POINT now, it seemz,
where I'm juz boiling in ENVY for all (young) couplez now, whether or not
(lolz) they be holding handz, like, I can't even sit/think in peace anymore,
even ON THA BUS now, if ONE OF THEM were to sit near to me (I MOVE!)
So it seemz GOD haz taken thiz issue of minez to greata levelz of absurdity!



XII. 

So I'm really intrigued to see where ma summer iz headed for, if indeed,
I WILL FIND A GIRL FRIEND AT ANY POINT DURING THIZ SUMMER <3
Like, I mean, I will continue workin ma butt off on TWITTER (@DJDIZTURBIA),
if you haven't noticed it (on there), I'M WORKIN MA FUCKIN ASS OFF,
tryin to get ma name out there and ma voice heard (to all theze bitchez),
eventhough I haven't had ONE bout of success yet, but still I TRY, ya know.
And then I'm gonna be makin whole new set of "businezz cardz" (tha'z right)
wit ma NAME+PHOTO+CONTACT INFO, and a "special message" on it,
and will be tossin em allova tha city (btown), hopin whoeva getz it n' readz it,
sendz me a text, and yeah, hopefully *thingz* migh be able evolve from there.
Bottom line, I must, and I WILL FIND A GIRL FRIEND thiz #SUMMER2015 <3



Paragraphs I through IV written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs V through XII written at Home (Brampton)

Friday, July 17, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.17.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "INJURED FOOT/THE JOKER" | 07/17/15


DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.17.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "ABUSE MA NUMBER (4I6-884-3787)" | 07/17/15


DIZTURBIA.COM | 07.17.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "BIBLE/QURAN+++DESECRATION III" | 07/17/15


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | COAL CHAMBER "RIVALS" (2015) | 07/15/15



(RE-INTRODUCTION)

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
writing thiz LIVE at #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall, takin time outta ma day
to talk about RECORDZ, that'z right, recordz (I kinda have a record collection).
I figure, seeing az I am spending good money on theze ($25-$100/per vinyl)
I may az well talk about em, ya know, plus it givez me a nice break from
(ya know) tha same old, same old (WHY I CAN'T A GIRL FRIEND ramblingz).
So yeah, tha way I have it setup, iz every month, I would (purchase and)
'induct' 2 new recordz into ma (ever-growing) personal record collection.
May have to change thiz format soon tho, az I am in enormous (C.C.) debt,
but yeah, since I started collecting (1 year ago), got close to 50 recordz now.


(RE-INTRODUCTION) II

So yeah, in tha past, I would write theze full-length (10 paragraph) blogz
dedicated to each record I would buy, explaining why I bought it and so forth,
including somewhat of a mini-review, with songz I liked and didn't liked,
but yeah, over time I grew tired of doing them, in addition to tha fact,
NOBODY EVA FUCKIN READ EM, OR TALKED TO ME ABOUT EM, SO.
Plus, I thought I really fuckin SUCKED az a "music reviewer guy" so, fuck it.
So I thought from hereon, for each record I buy, I devote paragraph or 2 on em.
Tha first record of which being COAL CHAMBER's "Rivals" (2015, nu-metal),
a music album that had come out a month ago, I happy to REALLY like,
from a band I've been REALLY INTO, since their very inception (1997).


I. COAL CHAMBER "RIVALS" (2015)

So thiz iz a record from tha Los Angeles heavy metal band COAL CHAMBER,
a band who peaked hard since their very first record (Coal Chamber, 1997),
but yeah, they put out a few recordz after, but ova time started to fizzle out,
and ended up breaking up in 2002, but reformed a year ago (in 2014),
with tha same original band members (assuming az a full-time band again),
so thiz what iz considered a "comeback" album/record for tha band.
So, what haz me with thiz record, iz tha fact tha songz (yeah) really rock,
and yeah, thiz iz COAL CHAMBER, with their (music) formula being that of
heavy metal mixed with a haunting, depressing, almost Goth-like sound,
and unlike a majority of metal bandz, thiz band putz emphasis on hookz,
and catchy rhythmz, while at tha same time, being angry and in-your-face.


II. COAL CHAMBER "RIVALS" (2015) II

So yeah, COAL CHAMBER az a band, az much az "I" fuckin like them,
unfortunately, they are not really liked by many in tha "metal community",
and I'm talkin about people who live and die by metal (music), they go by 
different termz, like 'purists' or 'technicalists', thoze who listen to metal ALOT,
and yeah, tha more 'technical/advance' (in songwriting), tha more they gloat.
And with COAL CHAMBER, theze same people, have casted them off,
for tha fact their 'songwriting' iz too simple, some even going az far to say,
their music iz for "dumbed-downed people"... "who like radio and MTV".
And tha fact, they appeared on so many movie soundtracks, showed that
tha band wuz profiting HUGE, with their 'simpleton formula' of metal,
while tha more beloved 'technical bandz' are strugglin to make endz meet.



III. COAL CHAMBER "RIVALS" (2015) III

So what'z also great about thiz COAL CHAMBER record (I bought) iz that
it had also came with a bonus (hour long) "Making Of..." DVD/Documentary,
talking about all tha hard work that had gone into making thiz record,
hearing it directly from tha band members, az well az, tha record producer,
which wuz so good, you'd wish every (music) album you buy, came with one.
It really gave tha album a 'royal treatment' feel to it (with tha documentary).
It also felt good, knowing, at tha time of watching tha documentary (07/11/15),
it had not been posted to YouTube or any other (free) online steaming source,
altho it eventually will, but I wuz watching it before it got leaked, ya know,
so yeah, for ma $40 I spent on thiz, I felt I got more than juz 'fresh new music',
but also a ticket, to see a movie, before it landed on the net (for freeloaderz).













DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | THE DREAMING "RISE AGAIN" (2015) | 07/15/15



I. THE DREAMING "RISE AGAIN" 2015

So the next record I wanna talk about iz THE DREAMING's "Rise Again" (2015),
anotha record I happen to REALLY LIKE and haz had significant play
(on ma IPod) for me in recent weekz, despite tha fact, tha band iz not really
all that well-known, they are underground, and choose to remain az so.
So yeah, 3 of the 5 band memberz were part of a very famous band in tha 90'z
known az STABBING WESTWARD (most fucked up band name of all-time),
and yeah, I wuz very much indeed a HUGE STABBING WESTWARD FAN,
back in tha day (96-99), despite tha fact, my father HATED THA BAND
(lolz) mainly cuz of tha name STABBING WESTWARD, not the music,
but yeah, he wanted to refrain from "that stupid nonsense" (hiz quote),
but I didn't, out of angst and rebellion, it made me even BIGGER fan of em.


II. THE DREAMING "RISE AGAIN" 2015 II

So yeah, STABBING WESTWARD were HUGE in tha late 90'z, mainly off 
copying a sound formula from anotha even HUGER 90'z band, by name of
NINE INCH NAILS, and yeah, they were quite popular for some time,
before putting out a horrendous last album (in attemptz to alter their sound,
which for some reason they choze to abandon), and yeah, broke up in 2002.
Then tha lead singer (of STABBING WESTWARD) would form a new band,
called THE DREAMING, a year later, a band who at first sounded nothing like
tha old band (STABBING WESTWARD) and yeah, I really wuzn't diggin in it.
But az THE DREAMING kept putting out recordz, yeah, they kept leaning
more to that same (successful) sound of tha previouz band'z incarnation,
az well az (ova time) adding members from tha band'z old line-up into itz current.


III. THE DREAMING "RISE AGAIN" 2015 III

So, when stumbling upon thiz album online, I figured I'd give it a listen,
since it containz elementz of a band I REALLY LIKED in tha past (S.W.),
but when I heard tha first single "Alone", yeah, I wuz fuckin BLOWN AWAY.
It wuz like tha band wuz screaming "REMEMBER US? WE'RE BACK!".
Then when I heard tha rest of tha album, yeah, they were juz smashin it!
It'z not only reminiscent of the old (STABBING WESTWARD) sound,
I once loved, but yeah, they seemed to continue doing what they do best,
putting out, well, ULTRA SAD, SUPER DEPRESSING, SUICIDAL music,
but yeah, putting aside that one (dumb) point, there'z juz so many songz
on thiz record that hit it outta tha park for me, I juz fuckin had to buy it!







DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | CRADLE OF FILTH "CRUELTY & THE BEAST" (1998) | 07/15/15



I. CRADLE OF FILTH "CRUELTY & THE BEAST" (1998)

So tha next 2 recordz (I'm gonna talk about), what can I say, theze are recordz
that go lil furtha back into tha past, both released 16 yearz ago (1998),
and yeah, unlike tha first 2 recordz, there really izn't much bond/connection
to tha actual "music" on tha recordz (in all honesty, tha music sucked),
but yeah, it had moreso to do with tha album artwork, and just tha concept
of DEATH METAL music az a whole and having been first exposed to it,
for tha first time (in 1998), when I wuz younga, and neva really understanding it
(I wuz like everybody, sayin, it all sounded like COOKIE MONSTER to me).
Back then of course, I would have to keep thiz shit hidden from tha family,
and no way would I been allowed to buy it from a music store, of course,
if I were to, I'd have it confiscated, but NOW I'm FREE to buy much az I want.


II. CRADLE OF FILTH "CRUELTY & THE BEAST" (1998) II

So tha first record (well, 3rd) I wanna talk about iz CRADLE OF FILTH's 
"Cruelty & The Beast" (1998), a play off tha name "Beauty & The Beast",
but yeah, believe it or not, for a small brief snip moment of ma life (lolz)
I wuz fuckin -IN LOVE- with thiz album, despite only having 5 songz
(note: Internet, MP3 didn't exist then), but it wuz those 5 songz (from radio),
in addition to (having) tha album cover (from a full page advert in a magazine),
I felt like I had tha album, and that after I finally *MOVED OUT* id buy it, for real.
Now obviouzly, tha fuckin marketing wuz what had me with thiz record,
with a band named "CRADLE OF FILTH!" and *THAT RECORD COVER!*,
oh, and tha lil 'PARENTAL ADVISORY!' logo, only worsenz tha matter,
previouz to thiz, I didn't eva recall being attracted to anything "gothic".


III. CRADLE OF FILTH "CRUELTY & THE BEAST" (1998) III

So yeah, having been first exposed to CRADLE OF FILTH, back in 1998,
there were a number of other death/black metal bandz during that time
I had read about in magazinez/review that I, uh, tried to get into, but couldn't,
but CRADLE OF FILTH wuz a band that kept me in, despite tha fact,
their recordz are very hit-or-miss (I'd like every otha album they put out),
and yeah, had thiz record not had such a KICKAZZ ALBUM COVER, lol,
I probably woulda not picked thiz of all CRADLE OF FILTH albumz (to buy).
Last year, I wuz actually close to buying CRADLE OF FILTH's 2004 record
(Nympetamine) based off tha actual music (not cuz it had a "cool lookin cover")
and also tha fact, wuz tha only COF album that had more than 4 songz I liked.
Hate to say it, there wuz only 2 really 'decent' songz on thiz record, rest is bleh!











DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) | 07/15/15




I. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998)

So finally, tha 4th and final record I'd like to bring to y'allz attention now iz,
yes, CANNIBAL CORPSE's "Gallery Of Suicide" (1998), ***GASP*** LOL
Indeed, not one tha most 'pleasant sounding' of album titlez (aint no 'Pinkprint'),
not to mention tha CRAAAZZZY album cover that went with it, which showz,
yezzz, an actual mural depiction of what an actual "Gallery Of Suicide"
might look like, by comic book/illustrator Vince Locke, tha same person,
btw, responsible for ALL of CANNIBAL CORPSE's CRAAAZZZY artwork.
But yeah, tha album'z main cover, depicting all tha goingz onz *INSIDE*
tha 'Gallery Of Suicide' wuz sooo graphic/disturbing (to retailerz+society),
tha band had to do an alternate cover, showin juz tha *OUTSIDE* (tha castle),
and then when you open it (tha CD case), you get to see tha -true- cover.


II. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) II

So yeah, it'z anotha one of thoze casez, I wuz lured in by a CD/record
mainly for itz cover, puttin tha actual music, second (which iz kinda not cool).
Sadly howeva, despite payin $50 to some dude in GREECE, to get thiz
record (secondhand), I got tha record alright, but NOT THA FUCKIN COVER!
(12" by 12" paper insert, showing tha graphic GALLERY OF SUICIDE image),
apparently tha thing went MISSING (according to tha seller), and yeah,
I might be returning thiz record (back to Greece), and gettin a partial-refund.
So kinda makez me mad, havin to pay (idunno), to ship to it (back) to Greece,
and then having to pay (idunno) to get anotha copy, from someone else,
and having to make sure thiz (next) copy HAZ ALL THA FUCKIN ARTWORK!
Az I said, main reason I bought it, wuz FOR THA AMAZING AZZ ARTWORK!


III. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) III

So, az far az tha actual music goez, on thiz CANNIBAL CORPSE record,
altho it'z called "Gallery Of Suicide", it doez'nt actually encourage people to
(you know!), and az far az I looked, there'z no subliminalz or hidden shit,
like all of CANNIBAL CORPSE's workz, it'z all just an act/gimmick/schtick,
and they don't actually EAT PEOPLE, or MURDER PEOPLE, despite (lol)
what their (CRAZZZYYY) song lyricz and titlez might have you think (at first!).
But yeah, despite there being only 2 songz on thiz record 'I like', gotta say,
over time, thiz band haz gotten significantly better and more listenable,
despite their singing style still bein reminiscent to that of COOKIE MONSTER,
and yeah, their latest record (A Skeletal Domain, 2014) haz been in ma,
let'z say, TOP 5* amongst 'most listened to' albumz, of thiz year (2015).