Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live from HOME.. about to make me sum TACOS!
Now I'm not suppozed to be cookin up RAW BEEF in tha household.. since I live within a HINDU household.. but hey, fuck it, FUCK RELIGION! :)
So there'z kinda a backstory to why I be doing thiz.. (righ here, righ now).. so tonight'z tha WEDDING NIGHT of yet anotha one of ma cousinz
And for tha record.. that'z 2 (TWO) of ma cousinz (both, bitchez) THIZ YEAR (2015) who've chosen to TIE THA (BULLSHIT) KNOT.. good for them!
And indeed.. I've chosen to *PASS* on it, juz ma parentz goin to it, since itz kinda mandatory for them to BE THERE.. shit don't apply to me
Plus.. 1) she'z a 2nd* cousin to me; 2) she don't visit ma home (or least, send us a XMAS card); and 3) she don't eva talk to me.. FUCK HER!
It wuz a couple monthz back (when I saw "tha invitation")... and I knew righ there *I WUZN'T GOING*... but I still had it open in ma mind...
That HAD I FOUNDED A GIRL FRIEND, between then and -NOW-, then fo sure I'd be attendin tha whole (BULLSHIT) ordeal (I'd even book off work!)
Needlezz to say... I COULDN'T FIND A GIRL FRIEND (LET ALONE *ONE OPPORTUNITY* IN EVA COMIN CLOSE TO) !!! ... between (said) time and now
But yeah, I wuznt even scheduled for work tonight, and still made it ma intent NOT to go to thiz thing (and juz crashed at tha mall instead)
So here are ma TACO's btw... all done (all by maself)... juz like how they look on tha box (well, almost, but still)
Only big negative.. ma loserrr parentz had to walk in (az I juz started cookin tha beef, lmao, awez)... and began questioning ma meal choice
And tha reason they'd came home so soon.. like I said, they are tha biggest loserrrs for parentz, one could eva ask for... do let me explain
It ain't becuz they had WORK (OR ANYWHERE TO GO) tha next morning... it wuz FRIDAY, FUCKIN, NIGHT... and wuz in Mississauga (close distance)
Tha reason they are such loserrrs... (hear me out)... they like to be tha FIRST to LEAVE anything resembling that of a party/social scene!
And thiz wuz confirmed... when I asked ma mom if they were tha FIRST to leave (?)... and she said "we sure were" (with a smile on her face)
But yeah (getting back to tha tacos)... why I decided to chooze THIZ amongst all dinner optionz... it wuz done purely in SPITE towardz GOD!
And you watch... tha next "cousin" he (GAWD!) haz lined up to get "MARRIED" (in 2016, I presume)... I expect it to be a GUY cousin (of mine)
And watch.. THA BITCH (he'z gunna be married to) be THA FUCKIN EPITOME of everything I want in A BITCH.. but (OBVIOUZLY) CANT GET!!! :'(
Luckily, if I play ma cardz right, *wink*... I won't *BE AROUND* when ma next cousin getz married... (end of subject)
Oh, my bad, wrong picture (ignore tha previouz one)... I meant to end it with thiz... awe (poor mister banana)
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