Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya LIVE from an undisclosed location.. tha'z right! >UNDISCLOSED< lolz
Having maself what iz called an *ESPRESSO CON PANNA* (triple) from #STARBUCKS, itz basicly, espresso with whip cream
And man, iz thiz shit hard to drink.. tiz one of thoze thingz you gotta take (espresso) to *KICKSTART* tha brain.. disgusting, but it workz!
So I come at ya now wit a continuation/conclusion of a rant I had goin, a few dayz ago, ova tha beautiful ALYSSA BRIANNA @AlyssaaaBrianna
Tha'z rite.. tha beautiful @AlyssaaaBrianna, aint she tha prettiest thing in tha world.. despite fact she'z taken
Altho that shit shouldn't really matter.. single or taken (or cheating hoebag)... she wouldn't want none to do with ma loser azz anywayz
But yeah, here she iz with her dickwad boy friend, at tha beach (I guezz itz fagz like ^that^ who floatz her boat)
It'z tha simplest thingz... "like spendin a day at tha beach with YOUR GIRL FRIEND"... I'll neva once have tha pleasure of experiencing
Ma #SUMMER2015 iz pretty much halfway through... and there'z indeed ***ZERO PROGRESS*** az far az "ma progress" in findin A GIRL FRIEND
It seemz with each passing day thiz #SUMMER2015.. im juz gettin MORE AND MORE DEPRESSED.. come time August reachez, ?, dunno what to tell ya
But yeah.. im glad thiz cunt @AlyssaaaBrianna findz amusement/entertainment/humour in ma pain and suffering.. forreal
It'z been 15 yearz exact btw (tha year 2000 to present), I've been ONLINE and TRYING TO FALL IN LOVE AND FIND A GIRL FRIEND, to NO SUCCESS!
From that time (2000) to now.. id seen EVERY SINGLE one ma (guy) cousinz (ova 12) with A GIRL FRIEND.. tho I neva saw ma brotherz with any..
How bout that... in 2009, ma 1st brother (who livez in tha statez) GOT MARRIED... then in 2012, ma 2nd brother (from nearby) GETZ MARRIED!
Tha fact tho, both ma sister-in-lawz are ugly az fuck (and were of foreign ethnicitiez), showz ma brotherz didn't marry out of 'good taste'
But yeah, ma (guyaneze) cousinz on tha otha hand tho, I've seen em with sum real fine bitchez (they obviouzly ain'tz plagued with ma curse)
But if you were to calculate tha amount of time/energy/effort that "I" spent in ma 15 YEARZ IN TRYING TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND (MY FIRST!!!)...
(that amount, when calculated) byfar DWARFS tha total combined amount of all (12) ma (guy) cousinz and ma 2 brotherz, in all their effortz!
Yet *I* still can't get A GIRL FRIEND... I can't even fuckin reach first base (gettin A BITCH'z numba)... let alone, 2nd (gettin A DATE)
So wheneva -or if eva- I feel THA TIME IZ RIGHT... and I indeed decide to THROW MASELF INFRONTA SPEEDIN 18-WHEELER... yeah ^^^ I SAID THAT!
For ALL tha $HIT I had to go through.. (that thiz @AlyssaaaBrianna bitch had chosen to make light of).. MY DECISION WOULD BE 100% JUSTIFIED!
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