DIZTURBIA.COM | RECORD INDUCTION | CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) | 07/15/15

I. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998)

So finally, tha 4th and final record I'd like to bring to y'allz attention now iz,

yes, CANNIBAL CORPSE's "Gallery Of Suicide" (1998), ***GASP*** LOL
Indeed, not one tha most 'pleasant sounding' of album titlez (aint no 'Pinkprint'),
not to mention tha CRAAAZZZY album cover that went with it, which showz,
yezzz, an actual mural depiction of what an actual "Gallery Of Suicide"
might look like, by comic book/illustrator Vince Locke, tha same person,
btw, responsible for ALL of CANNIBAL CORPSE's CRAAAZZZY artwork.
But yeah, tha album'z main cover, depicting all tha goingz onz *INSIDE*
tha 'Gallery Of Suicide' wuz sooo graphic/disturbing (to retailerz+society),
tha band had to do an alternate cover, showin juz tha *OUTSIDE* (tha castle),
and then when you open it (tha CD case), you get to see tha -true- cover.


II. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) II

So yeah, it'z anotha one of thoze casez, I wuz lured in by a CD/record
mainly for itz cover, puttin tha actual music, second (which iz kinda not cool).
Sadly howeva, despite payin $50 to some dude in GREECE, to get thiz
record (secondhand), I got tha record alright, but NOT THA FUCKIN COVER!
(12" by 12" paper insert, showing tha graphic GALLERY OF SUICIDE image),
apparently tha thing went MISSING (according to tha seller), and yeah,
I might be returning thiz record (back to Greece), and gettin a partial-refund.
So kinda makez me mad, havin to pay (idunno), to ship to it (back) to Greece,
and then having to pay (idunno) to get anotha copy, from someone else,
and having to make sure thiz (next) copy HAZ ALL THA FUCKIN ARTWORK!
Az I said, main reason I bought it, wuz FOR THA AMAZING AZZ ARTWORK!


III. CANNIBAL CORPSE "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (1998) III

So, az far az tha actual music goez, on thiz CANNIBAL CORPSE record,
altho it'z called "Gallery Of Suicide", it doez'nt actually encourage people to
(you know!), and az far az I looked, there'z no subliminalz or hidden shit,
like all of CANNIBAL CORPSE's workz, it'z all just an act/gimmick/schtick,
and they don't actually EAT PEOPLE, or MURDER PEOPLE, despite (lol)
what their (CRAZZZYYY) song lyricz and titlez might have you think (at first!).
But yeah, despite there being only 2 songz on thiz record 'I like', gotta say,
over time, thiz band haz gotten significantly better and more listenable,
despite their singing style still bein reminiscent to that of COOKIE MONSTER,
and yeah, their latest record (A Skeletal Domain, 2014) haz been in ma,
let'z say, TOP 5* amongst 'most listened to' albumz, of thiz year (2015).