I.
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at ya live at #STARBUCKS in Brampton(#BCC/#Bramalea location),
tha time and day (Thursday, July 2nd, 2015... 6:30PM) I started writing thiz,
tha day after CANADA DAY, tha'z right, a day that I indeed (uhhh, lolz)
did not 'enjoy' to say tha least (assuming you saw tha blog I put out that day),
not that anything really "bad" per se happened, it'z merely juz slight anger
tha fact NUTHIN happened (I stayed in ma bedroom alone doin JACK SHIT),
meanwhile, tha majority of the country iz out *partying* in some form,
or engaging in at least some form of 'interaction' with one or another,
but here wuz I, not a single soul to communicate to, but ma-loser-self!
II.
So I must say, today, despite waking up much later than I hoped (2:15PM!),
and having perhapz tha latest 'breakfast' of ma entire life (at 6:30PM!), lolz,
and tha fact I spent $15 breakfast today (STARBUCKS IZ EXPENSIVE SHIT),
putting all that shit aside, today'z been good, mainly for tha fact that,
I, uh, got ma 2 (first eva) DEATH METAL RECORDZ from tha post office,
they right here, infronta ma face az I'm writin thiz, out in tha open pub(!),
tha first of which being, CRADLE OF FILTH "Cruelty & The Beast" ($50, used)
and tha otha being CANNIBAL CORPSE "Gallery Of Suicide" ($50, used),
one with a NAKED VAMPIRE BITCH IN A BATHTUB OF BLOOD on its cover,
lolz, welcome to tha world of EXTREME (METAL) MUSIC, mothafuckaz!
III.
So yeah, I have NO SHAME in letting tha public see that I "support" thiz, uh,
"DEMONIC CAUSE", lmfao (themz sure ain't no MICHAEL JACKSON recordz),
soundz kinda twisted to say thiz, but (a sick) part of me (inside) kinda wanted
RANDOM STRANGERZ to see theze, and then look at me, wondering WTF!
Az a matter of fact, I decided to pack ma shit up, and leave Starbucks
(before starting thiz paragraph, III), and yeah, here I am now, writin thiz at
(yep) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall, where yes indeed, MORE PEOPLE
can be exposed to me and ma lovely (FUCKED UP) record coverz (lol).
To all tha momz and/or dadz who bring their lil (idiot) children to tha mall,
my deepest apologiez (sarcasm) for exposing them to such horrific display.
IV.
So it'z also to be noted today (July 2nd, 2015) markz tha first day in yearz (2),
I've publicly worn out ma Toronto Blue Jays 'Alternate/Red' (baseball) jersey
(wearing quite alotta red today... red jersey, red hat, red shoez... lmfao),
a jersey, along with anotha (tha Alternate/Blue one), I bought back in late '12,
from PRO IMAGE (Bramalea), both of which I had specially embroidered,
tha'z right, I had customizationz (done on tha back) that read out, yeah,
"DVSNGH.COM", where tha name plate says, with tha numba "81" beneath,
totalling of about $480 (az theze were authentic "Majestic" brand jerseyz,
along with tha costz of customization, and tax), close to $500 went into thiz,
amazing also, considering, I'm not really all that big of a Blue Jays fan.
V.
So yeah, DVSNGH.COM, that wuz ma first web domain (made, Jan 2012),
first of many, before eventually becoming what it iz today, DIZTURBIA.COM,
but yeah, I had made a numba of attemptz to try to *promote* ma site
(outside of social media meanz), such az businezz cardz, lol, I wuz sadly
TOO PU$$Y to give to people directly (so I would instead toss em placez),
and tha otha would be through variouz otha formz of expression/creativity,
such az theze 2 Blue Jays Jerseys (with DVSNGH.COM on tha back).
Next thing ya know, problemz would arise, and I would soon distance maself
from tha "DVSNGH" banner az a whole (and DVSNGH.COM wud be no more).
Fast-forward to 2015, and how about that, DVSNGH iz back in full swing!
VI.
So, az far az tha jersey thing goez, az fucked az it iz having to explain it,
but yeah, tha whole intent of "DVSNGH.COM" embroidered on tha back,
wuz so BITCHEZ would see me (at tha mall, tha bus, or whereva), thinkin;
"here'z a somewhat good lookin guy, with swag and style, and haz money,
and how about that, he don't got no SEXCI AZZ BITCH tagging next to him,
maybe he'z single, maybe there'z an opening, maybe that'z why he'z eying me",
but obviouzly, since bitchez are TOO PU$$Y to approach guyz in public
(cuzzz supposedly, they claim, it makez em come off lookin like a slut),
so I thought it wuz "innovative" I created a shortcut, be it at ma expense of $65
(tha cost of embroidering), to give bitchez an opportunity to holla at me,
needlezz to say, tha whole 'experiment' didn't quite work out az I so hoped.
VII.
So I thought it'z kinda funny, I'm here wearing all thiz (bright) red shit today,
perhapz a lil too much red a DUDE should be wearing all at one time
(seeing az, need I point out tha obviouz, red iz kinda a BITCH'z colour).
So I got on my red Blue Jays jersey (check), red Blue Jays fitted (check),
red Lebron nikes (check), tho ma sockz are navy, they got RED highlightz,
tha same with ma backpack, so yeah, today iz a real RED-oriented day for me.
And tha fact I'm here with DEATH METAL RECORDZ (actual VINYLZ)
infronta me, dunno bout you, it'z almost like I'm SATAN-possezzed today,
or perhapz, I may very well be SATAN-possezzed all summer, considering,
LOL, considering ma most recent eventz/blogz, especially tha onez where
I'm takin *MA FRUSTRATIONZ* out on a poor, innocent BIBLE and QURAN.
VIII.
So perhapz I should prolly talk a lil more about *THAT* whole ordeal,
and trust me, I will, anotha time tho (got a whole lotta shit to speak on that).
But yeah, going back to what I wuz saying before, about tha whole, lol,
(me being) SATAN-possezzed thing, there might be a lil something to that.
Perhapz ma body and soul *RIGHT AT THIZ VERY MILLISECOND*, yeah,
ma be unda tha influence/control of SATAN or some sorta DEMON(s) :P
Mind you, az I'm writing thiz, I'm (uh) listening to CATTLE DECAPITATION,
lol, a (newer) death metal band, not only 'influenced' by CANNIBAL CORPSE,
but with tha sole intent of being even more brutal, intense and 'psychotic'.
I may have had (mini) on-and-off *flings* with death metal in tha past,
but thiz right now iz ma first real DEATH METAL PHASE I'm goin thru atm.
IX.
So anywayz, for many peoplez, most particularly tha young peepz (studentz),
thiz first week of July iz only juz tha beginning of tha summer, but for me,
since I'm not in school no more, and I work an all-year round/fart-time job
(lol, that'z part-time, and full-time on occasion), when it hitz "June 1st"
that'z when ma summer officially beginz (1/3rd ma summer already done),
and yeah, judging from ma many blogz issued out from then to now,
ain't been a pretty shittt summer for me thuzzz far, and need I have to say,
kinda getting progressively worse, both mentally, and even physically,
noticin some slight breathing difficultiez startin up (I don't work out, so yeah),
I'm neva known to carry tha best 'diet', oh and I should note, not makin thiz up,
7 tha last 8 nightz, I've eaten a DOUBLE KITKAT CHUNKY bar in bed, so </3
X.
So yeah, ma #1 main focuz thiz summer (az iz every fuckin summer) iz
TRYIN TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND, when -OR IF- I'm able to accomplish that,
I'll hopefully be able to salvage whateva remaining dayz left in tha summer,
if not, well, I'll be more than happy to see juz how (MUCH MORE) LOW
comin at ya live at #STARBUCKS in Brampton(#BCC/#Bramalea location),
tha time and day (Thursday, July 2nd, 2015... 6:30PM) I started writing thiz,
tha day after CANADA DAY, tha'z right, a day that I indeed (uhhh, lolz)
did not 'enjoy' to say tha least (assuming you saw tha blog I put out that day),
not that anything really "bad" per se happened, it'z merely juz slight anger
tha fact NUTHIN happened (I stayed in ma bedroom alone doin JACK SHIT),
meanwhile, tha majority of the country iz out *partying* in some form,
or engaging in at least some form of 'interaction' with one or another,
but here wuz I, not a single soul to communicate to, but ma-loser-self!
II.
So I must say, today, despite waking up much later than I hoped (2:15PM!),
and having perhapz tha latest 'breakfast' of ma entire life (at 6:30PM!), lolz,
and tha fact I spent $15 breakfast today (STARBUCKS IZ EXPENSIVE SHIT),
putting all that shit aside, today'z been good, mainly for tha fact that,
I, uh, got ma 2 (first eva) DEATH METAL RECORDZ from tha post office,
they right here, infronta ma face az I'm writin thiz, out in tha open pub(!),
tha first of which being, CRADLE OF FILTH "Cruelty & The Beast" ($50, used)
and tha otha being CANNIBAL CORPSE "Gallery Of Suicide" ($50, used),
one with a NAKED VAMPIRE BITCH IN A BATHTUB OF BLOOD on its cover,
lolz, welcome to tha world of EXTREME (METAL) MUSIC, mothafuckaz!
III.
So yeah, I have NO SHAME in letting tha public see that I "support" thiz, uh,
"DEMONIC CAUSE", lmfao (themz sure ain't no MICHAEL JACKSON recordz),
soundz kinda twisted to say thiz, but (a sick) part of me (inside) kinda wanted
RANDOM STRANGERZ to see theze, and then look at me, wondering WTF!
Az a matter of fact, I decided to pack ma shit up, and leave Starbucks
(before starting thiz paragraph, III), and yeah, here I am now, writin thiz at
(yep) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall, where yes indeed, MORE PEOPLE
can be exposed to me and ma lovely (FUCKED UP) record coverz (lol).
To all tha momz and/or dadz who bring their lil (idiot) children to tha mall,
my deepest apologiez (sarcasm) for exposing them to such horrific display.
IV.
So it'z also to be noted today (July 2nd, 2015) markz tha first day in yearz (2),
I've publicly worn out ma Toronto Blue Jays 'Alternate/Red' (baseball) jersey
(wearing quite alotta red today... red jersey, red hat, red shoez... lmfao),
a jersey, along with anotha (tha Alternate/Blue one), I bought back in late '12,
from PRO IMAGE (Bramalea), both of which I had specially embroidered,
tha'z right, I had customizationz (done on tha back) that read out, yeah,
"DVSNGH.COM", where tha name plate says, with tha numba "81" beneath,
totalling of about $480 (az theze were authentic "Majestic" brand jerseyz,
along with tha costz of customization, and tax), close to $500 went into thiz,
amazing also, considering, I'm not really all that big of a Blue Jays fan.
V.
So yeah, DVSNGH.COM, that wuz ma first web domain (made, Jan 2012),
first of many, before eventually becoming what it iz today, DIZTURBIA.COM,
but yeah, I had made a numba of attemptz to try to *promote* ma site
(outside of social media meanz), such az businezz cardz, lol, I wuz sadly
TOO PU$$Y to give to people directly (so I would instead toss em placez),
and tha otha would be through variouz otha formz of expression/creativity,
such az theze 2 Blue Jays Jerseys (with DVSNGH.COM on tha back).
Next thing ya know, problemz would arise, and I would soon distance maself
from tha "DVSNGH" banner az a whole (and DVSNGH.COM wud be no more).
Fast-forward to 2015, and how about that, DVSNGH iz back in full swing!
VI.
So, az far az tha jersey thing goez, az fucked az it iz having to explain it,
but yeah, tha whole intent of "DVSNGH.COM" embroidered on tha back,
wuz so BITCHEZ would see me (at tha mall, tha bus, or whereva), thinkin;
"here'z a somewhat good lookin guy, with swag and style, and haz money,
and how about that, he don't got no SEXCI AZZ BITCH tagging next to him,
maybe he'z single, maybe there'z an opening, maybe that'z why he'z eying me",
but obviouzly, since bitchez are TOO PU$$Y to approach guyz in public
(cuzzz supposedly, they claim, it makez em come off lookin like a slut),
so I thought it wuz "innovative" I created a shortcut, be it at ma expense of $65
(tha cost of embroidering), to give bitchez an opportunity to holla at me,
needlezz to say, tha whole 'experiment' didn't quite work out az I so hoped.
VII.
So I thought it'z kinda funny, I'm here wearing all thiz (bright) red shit today,
perhapz a lil too much red a DUDE should be wearing all at one time
(seeing az, need I point out tha obviouz, red iz kinda a BITCH'z colour).
So I got on my red Blue Jays jersey (check), red Blue Jays fitted (check),
red Lebron nikes (check), tho ma sockz are navy, they got RED highlightz,
tha same with ma backpack, so yeah, today iz a real RED-oriented day for me.
And tha fact I'm here with DEATH METAL RECORDZ (actual VINYLZ)
infronta me, dunno bout you, it'z almost like I'm SATAN-possezzed today,
or perhapz, I may very well be SATAN-possezzed all summer, considering,
LOL, considering ma most recent eventz/blogz, especially tha onez where
I'm takin *MA FRUSTRATIONZ* out on a poor, innocent BIBLE and QURAN.
VIII.
So perhapz I should prolly talk a lil more about *THAT* whole ordeal,
and trust me, I will, anotha time tho (got a whole lotta shit to speak on that).
But yeah, going back to what I wuz saying before, about tha whole, lol,
(me being) SATAN-possezzed thing, there might be a lil something to that.
Perhapz ma body and soul *RIGHT AT THIZ VERY MILLISECOND*, yeah,
ma be unda tha influence/control of SATAN or some sorta DEMON(s) :P
Mind you, az I'm writing thiz, I'm (uh) listening to CATTLE DECAPITATION,
lol, a (newer) death metal band, not only 'influenced' by CANNIBAL CORPSE,
but with tha sole intent of being even more brutal, intense and 'psychotic'.
I may have had (mini) on-and-off *flings* with death metal in tha past,
but thiz right now iz ma first real DEATH METAL PHASE I'm goin thru atm.
IX.
So anywayz, for many peoplez, most particularly tha young peepz (studentz),
thiz first week of July iz only juz tha beginning of tha summer, but for me,
since I'm not in school no more, and I work an all-year round/fart-time job
(lol, that'z part-time, and full-time on occasion), when it hitz "June 1st"
that'z when ma summer officially beginz (1/3rd ma summer already done),
and yeah, judging from ma many blogz issued out from then to now,
ain't been a pretty shittt summer for me thuzzz far, and need I have to say,
kinda getting progressively worse, both mentally, and even physically,
noticin some slight breathing difficultiez startin up (I don't work out, so yeah),
I'm neva known to carry tha best 'diet', oh and I should note, not makin thiz up,
7 tha last 8 nightz, I've eaten a DOUBLE KITKAT CHUNKY bar in bed, so </3
X.
So yeah, ma #1 main focuz thiz summer (az iz every fuckin summer) iz
TRYIN TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND, when -OR IF- I'm able to accomplish that,
I'll hopefully be able to salvage whateva remaining dayz left in tha summer,
if not, well, I'll be more than happy to see juz how (MUCH MORE) LOW
I can go to tha point, well, ma CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD iz no more!
I may have gone through sum real 'lows' in past summerz, but yeah,
tha lows I'm experiencing thiz summer (2015) feelz like record record lows!
The optimistic department (workin) inside ma brain, wantz me to believe,
THA PAIN/AGONY THAT I'M FEELING RIGHT THIZ EXACT MOMENT,
wuz meant to make tha IMPACT -OF FALLING IN LOVE- (for ma first time)
that much more greater and impactful, but yeah, LET'Z JUZ SEE!!! <3
Paragraphs I through IV written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraphs V through X written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
I may have gone through sum real 'lows' in past summerz, but yeah,
tha lows I'm experiencing thiz summer (2015) feelz like record record lows!
The optimistic department (workin) inside ma brain, wantz me to believe,
THA PAIN/AGONY THAT I'M FEELING RIGHT THIZ EXACT MOMENT,
wuz meant to make tha IMPACT -OF FALLING IN LOVE- (for ma first time)
that much more greater and impactful, but yeah, LET'Z JUZ SEE!!! <3
Paragraphs I through IV written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraphs V through X written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
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