Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh), comin at ya live from HOME (yep) on thiz lovely n' gloriouz #CANADADAY evening!
Both HAPPY -and- UNHAPPY, happy in tha sense I dont gotta work today (at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed), despite it bein TIMEZ-AND-A-HALF PAY
And tha fact, thiz here iz tha first #CANADADAY I've had off (work), since being employed at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed (talkin 2011 time)
I've had to work tha last 3 straight #CANADADAY nightz, and yeah, thoze were some real stressful timez (serving *THA TURDZ* of Brampton) :)
Yeah, that'z what I think about (most!) tha peepz who come to ma restaurant... TURDZ... especially than onez who come >midnight< for DINNER!
Having had to work #CANADADAY (nightz) tha previouz 3 yearz, it not only gave me (furtha) HATE for tha TURDZ from ma city (of Brampton)...
But also a new-formed HATE for tha country of #CANADA itself, az well az the whole concept of "national holidayz", it'z all BULLSHIT really
#CANADADAY iz juz anotha idiot excuse holiday, for a nation of (majority, lazy) moronz who seem reliant on a holiday EVERY MONTH to "party!"
Now (lolz), if you haven't been able to tell (from ma last few tweetz), I'm in a slight UNHAPPY mood to say tha very least #FUCKCANADADAY!
And btw, az im writin thiz, gotz #DEATHMETAL music (#CANNIBALCORPSE) blastin at max vol on me earz (to combat tha FIREWORKZ goin on outside)
An addition to tha fact, well, I got ma blindz shut to itz tightest maximum (az I simply refuse to LISTEN & LOOK pon tha sight of FIREWORKZ)
Amazing, when one (livin in Canada) thinkz of #CANADADAY & #FIREWORKS, they're usually filled with a feeling of ANTICIPATION AND EXCITEMENT!
But for me (sadly), I utterly and completely DESPISE tha very thought of it, and have STRONG HATE for all those center their day around it!
And I especially (ESPECIALLY!) hate ***COUPLEZ*** who incorporate #CANADADAY and #FIREWORKS into their life (like thiz iz A DAY >FOR THEM<)
Had I decided to leave tha house today, yeah, thiz woulda been one a themz dayz I'd be plagued by COUPLEZ (HOLDING HANDZ) left/right/center!
I wuz hopin for rain, and 10 degree weather (like I saw 4 dayz ago), so it could put a damper on ppls planz to go out tonight #FUCKCANADADAY
But lucky for tha pplz, they got fuckin good weather, I bet all tha TURDZ in Brampton (#CHINGACOUSYPARK) got a nice lil "show" tonight!
Here's some dumb cunt whore from Brampton (@_xotanya) who wanted to go see fireworkz, hope ya had a good time, bitch!
And here'z some turdfuck @_DivyeshM, from Brampton, who (from readin hiz tweetz) had a good time at #CHINGACOUSYPARK!
Meanwhile, where wuz "I" @DJDIZTURBIA on #CANADADAY, tha'z right... alone in ma room (rejected by society)... listening to #DEATHMETAL music
Anywayz, I'm done -speakin ma mind- for thiz evening, let'z hope ***NEXT #CANADADAY*** I'm in a betta place (like, idunno, #CHINGACOUSYPARK)
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