Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA... (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave SINGH)... recording theze tweetz live from #BRAMALEA CITY CENTRE mall (Brampton)
Here I be (alone) on the EVE OF VALENTINE'Z DAY... I know, ehhh, who tha fuck sayz that (dumbbb) shit... "on the eve of valentine'z day" ???
Apparently I seem to *GIVE A FUCK* (ALOTTT) about it for sum reason... to say I'm *OBSESSED* over it... would be an -understatement- alright
Sooo much that, well, ummmz... go look on my blog/website (http://DIZTURBIA.COM )... I wrote quite a lengthy (20 PARAGRAPH) article on -it-
Needlezz to say... I have had storied hiztory when it comez to "V-DAY" (FEBRUARY 14TH)... and I didn't even cover -half- a it (in that blog)
I wuz almozt even thinkin a -ENDING MY LIFE- on V-DAY... that wuz yearz ago tho... still I feel I gotta bring it up (tho I really shouldn't)
Now by me bringin -THAT SHIT- up... doez that mean I got any *CONTEMPLATIONZ* for -tomorrow-... and the answer to that iz (read me clear) NO
Thankfully, yeah, I gotz A DATE for tomorrow evening (V-DAY)... A DATE with who, you might wonder, lolz... A DATE WITH THA LIQUOR BOTTLE
Yeah... bazicly az punishment for tha fact I gotta spend V-DAY alone yettt again... gunna'z be ENGULFING my lungz with good ol' HAWWD LIQUOR
And I realize that it seemz a bit sadiztic... that I gottaz be'z "punishing" myself for the fact I can't A GIRL FRIEND/VALENTINE... but yaaa
Now if you wanted to know what liquor I got.. if I were to say -tha name- of it, and lolz, be callin that "punishment"... you'd think I'm...
I wuz gonna say "crazeee"... but yeah, most you would prolly know I'm -that-already, lolz... I'm a mothafuckin LOOOOONY TUUUUUNE alright :P
But yeah, it'z PEACH #CIROC (35%), okayyy... the champagne of vodka'z (in some peoplez opinionz)... yet I'm here callin it "punishment" O_o
Gonna be drinkin -that- down (and then some) to the point I -BLACK DA FUCK OUT-... and yeah... forget that it'z "worldwide lovefest day"
Not that anybody carez... but I'm literally -HURTIN- atm... and don't give a fuck if I got tearz comin down az I'm tweetin thiz -on the bus-
Without havin to feed the corporate machine... behind all the V-DAY bullshit you see in the storez... all I juz wanted wuz a girl to be with
But yeah... I guezz I'm gonna have to wait another 365 dayz... in hopez of havin the V-DAY EXPERIENCE I alwayz wanted *all my entire life
That'z if of course, lolz, I don't -COMMIT SUIXIDE- between now and that time... dependz, riiight?... how much more BS I'm able to withstand
So anywayz, thiz here guna be a 3-PART MIXTAPE, thiz here being on -THE EVE OF V-DAY-, next will be -ON V-DAY-, and then one -THE DAY AFTER-
So yeah.. so I hope to try to find tha best outta my day (at work) tomorrow... and hope my evening (in INTOXICATION la la land) goez OKKK :)
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