Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here... recording theze tweetz live FROM HOME... home sweet hole (Brampton) :P
Here to talk about... you guezzed it (what I'z been talkin about for weekz on end now)... VALENSHIT'Z DAY, and indeed, more painful memoriez
But nah (I kid you)... not here to talk about -that-, I'm over -that- now (well NOT REALLY), lmao... but here to show y'allz something coool
Now what you're bout to see -next- iz NOT a joke... well, in a way, it kinda'z iz A JOKE... depending on your take on MUZIQUE and whatnot :P
So yeah.. I have thiz *SPECIAL SKILL* in "designing" my IPHONE.. and dependin on what im *REAL INTO* atm, let'z juz say, I give it -a theme-
So let'z quickly rewind back a bit.. when I first got my IPHONE (5C) back in November '13... wuz juz a -Plain iPhone-
Next thing ya know... I decided do a lil *CUSTOM WORK*... and what end up happening wuz thizzz right here! #ASAPROCKY
And after I got tired of that (#ASAPROCKY) theme... what ended up happenin next... wuz thiz #WWE CHAMPIONSHIP theme!
And after I got tired bein #WWE CHAMP.. (and had to drop tha belt).. my iPhone entered tha darkside #ASKINGALEXANDRIA
So if you're wondering what the next step in -EVOLUTION- is for my iPhone... are ya ready for it?!... well, BE CAUTIONED, cuz here it iz...
Here it iz.. and no, diz ain't a dream, and diz ain't a photoshop either.. it'z MOTHAFUCKIN #RIFFRAFF @JODYHiGHROLLER
And if you wantin a few more shotz of it... I got'z no probz showin y'allz... soak it in! #RIFFRAFF #NEONICON #IPHONE
That'z riiight... theze very same tweetz that you be readin right herrre... all be courtezzzy of my brand-newly designed #RIFFRAFF iPhone
And btw... andso I wuz told, by coworkers I showed thiz phone to, tellin me... thiz iz A HUGE MISTAKE I did herrre with ma iPhone (REALLY?!)
And that it be bezt that I CHANGE IT... before (more) people see it... or elze I'm really gonna be "riskin it" (their quote) -OMG'z REALLY?!
Az far az I last checked.. uhhh, I plan to be ridin hard wid thiz #RIFFRAFF iPhone design from now, well on into tha summer... that'z right!
So there'z prolly gonna be a few peoplez (understatement) LAUGHIN pon tha sight of thiz phone (and AT ME).. so I wuz "warned".. buh whateva!
I think MY #RIFFRAFF #NEONICON #IPHONE looks PHUCKIN PHENOMENAL, and dont give a fuck, who gonna be laughin AT it/me!
But yeah... that'z what I kinda felt like devoting my latezt twitter rant/mixtape on... me and ma nuuu-ly themed #RIFFRAFF #NEONICON iPhone
And tha fact... I'm still BUTTHURT over the way V-DAY (2015) had went for me... and how I'm STILL LOOKIN FOR THAT -FIRST- GIRL FRIEND
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