Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA here... (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... recording theze tweetz live from, well umm, HOME (here in Brampton)
Proud to bring ya a very special *V-DAY EDITION* of the DJ DIZTURBIA MIXTAPE.. where yezzz indeed.. im here with MA DATE > THA LIQUOR BOTTLE
And yeah... that'z sorta -THE PLAN- for thiz (sad N lonely V-DAY) evening... to fuckin drink myself to the point of absolut (lol) -BLACKOUT-
Juz one of thoze momentz in life.. you know, you kinda wish thingz were -DIFFERENT-, and you know.. not have to rezort to DRUGZ n' ALCOHOL..
... az meanz of having to ezcape -THE REALITY- of the (SHIT)life given to you.. so yeah.. thiz evening, I let the DEMONZ of alcohol take ova
Now as far az the update goez... I'm juz into (only) my first glass of #CIROC PEACH (vodka, 35%) atm... what elze can I say (but DRINK UP!)
Drinkin it straight, btw, on tha rockz... and yeah... it'z not really goin down az smooth, like when I last had it, back in the summer ('14)
Perhapz the reason thiz iz happening, iz becuz GOD iz tryin make thiz (lonely) "drinking experience" az (idunno) dreadful az possible for me
Kkk, so I might sound like a bit of a VAGINA, when I say thiz.. but I've now rezorted to pinching ma noze.. I know, I'm a PU$$Y of a drinker
Call it -CHEATING- if ya want... (pinching your noze when you're drinkin)... but at lazt, lolz, I'm finally startin to feel (um) TURNT UP :D
So it'z been bout an hour now (since tha last update).. what can I say, um, more than halfway thru bottle of #CIROC.. feelin -HALFWAY- there
Luckily tho... I gotz a few more bottlez of #SMIRNOFF's (lefover from pazt)... so if I run past thiz #CIROC, I still got shit to ride onnn
Bottom line... I need to - BLACKOUT- tonighttt... I fuckin hate my exiztence on this earth, BY GOD, pleaseee I juz wanna fuckin BLACK OUT!!!
Lolz... so yeah, I've drinken about -near towardz the end- of thiz #CIROC bottle (750ML), and whut can I say... ma head iz spinnin (dizzzzy)
Mind you... I've been drinkin it too with chaserz (juice, soda, gingerale)... and ma head iz killin me -BUH I HAVENT -BLACKED OUT- YETTT- :$
Funny how (hard) liquor workz.. you drinkin it, and thinkin, it barely doin shit... next thing, you down on tha floor, where I'm at righ now
Haha, thiz iz hilariouz... so I juz took whatever wuz left of my #CIROC (vodka) bottle... and juz dumped it down ma bathroom sink #HadEnuff
Safe to say.. don't think ill ever be buyin/drinkin thiz shit ever again (in tha near future).. but that doezn't i ezcaped the alcohol demon
So yeah... it seemz I -FAILED- to reach my goal tonight of drinkin to tha point of -BLACKOUT-... being that I'm a bit of a PU$$Y to liquor
Dunno what else to tell you peoplez.. im disappointed in myself.. not even ALCOHOL can pry me from the depression state im in #IWISHIWASDEAD
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