DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 30 / CODE:RED | "V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH (PART II)" | 02/20/15

I. V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH (CONTINUED) IV

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
proud to bring to you (can't believe I'm doing this) "PART 2" of the blog
that iz "EPISODE 30: V-DAY (AFTERMATH), being written 'live', btw,
on BRAMPTON TRANSIT (da bus), on my way home from (you guezzed it),
#BRAMALEA CITY CENTRE mall, where indeed, I spent tha day (alone,
az alwayz, nothin new) writing the majority of "PART 1" (of thiz same blog).
So yeah, where to begin here now, I sure seem to take "V-DAY" quite seriouz,
perhapz ALOT more seriouz than I should (HUGE understatement right there),
and yeah, wordz juz can't dezcribe juz how ANGRY I am over all of thiz
(oh, and bare with me and my idiotic spelling, just me speaking in-character).\


II. V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH V

So I should probably explain exactly how I woulda wanted "V-DAY" to go,
had (the direction of my) life gone the way I wished it would (dream on...).
Plain and simple, all it would be iz a 6 hour period (6-12PM) of -WHATEVER-
(once I'm not, of course, havin to pay the b**** per the hour -for her time-)
and what I mean by "whatever" iz juz "anything goez", need I gotta be specific,
DINNER?! MOVIE?! VIDEO GAMEZ?! BOARD GAMEZ?! A JOINT?! XOXO?!
Whatever makes -my partner- happy, it'z all that matterz, juz az long az
we're both happy while in the process of doin whatever (that fuckin simple).
No need to give flowerz, exchange cardz, or all that other bullshit meant
mainly to feed the businessez (ie. the corporate propaganda greed machine).


III. V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH VI

And secondly, to add to my point (from the previous paragraph), in that
whatever -we- do iz something to alwayz be looked back on (positively),
and if of course, we're still good budz, come the following next "V-DAY",
we would pretty much consider it -a lock- that thiz will be "our (set) night".
And being the perfectionizt I can be (at timez), consider any "reservationz"
(if needed) to be made well-in-advance, so all goez (hopefully) az planned.
If we happen to have any kinda 'falling out', in which resultz in us
not sharing "next V-DAY" together (or never doing $HIT together again, lolz),
whatever, that'z all part of relationshipz, if it happenz it happenz (even if
I happen to be the sucka who spent HUNDRED$ on a good night out).


IV. V-DAY 2016 PLANZ

So yeah, there'z no question about it, thiz next coming "V-DAY" (2016),
there'z gonna be alot -AND I FUCKIN MEAN ALOT- of expectationz going in,
to have a HAPPY VALENSHIT'Z DAY, in makin up for all the (past) bad onez,
especially thiz most recent one (2015), tho it still might be a bit early say,
but thiz might be the most *MOST HARDEST* one I've had in recent memory,
at leazt with previouz onez, where, yeah... I met with HOOKERZ... (lol),
while I wuz disappointed (afterwards) in my -performance-, still, going into it,
I had a feeling of positivity and optimism (over a one night stand?! WTF),
and lookin back at them, while I regretted doin it, I can still laugh back at it.
Doing what I did thiz year, iz actually quite sad to think back on, so yeah.


V. V-DAY 2016 PLANZ II

So az far az NEXT V-DAY goez (2016), there'z definitely NO PLANZ
WHATSOEVA ON HOOKIN UP WITH SOME PAY-BY-THE-HOUR HOEBAG
(that'z a hooker, if you didn't get that), and while I can't guaranty that I will
somehow manage to get with some b**** (or 'pair of' or 'group of' b****ez)
for "V-DAY 2016", oh and yeah, also without havin to pay/bribe 'em in-advance,
I'm gonna (like I've done many timez in the past, and failed each time, btw)
I'm gonna TRY HARD ***EACH-AND-EVERY-DAY*** (ONLINE, of course,
since I'm TOO PU$Y to know how to talk to BITCHEZ in real-life), but yeah,
I'm gonna TRY MY FUCKIN ASS OFF in attemptz of gettin A GIRL FRIEND,
even if I go so far -IN DESPERATION- in gettin mothafuckin institutionalized!


VI. SIDE FACTZ

So some side factz here, and prolly, some factz that'z best I not blurt out,
but I don't give a fuck, cuz like, what do I got to lose (at fuckin rock bottom!).
So fact #1, in that I not only don't drive, DON'T EVEN HAVE MY G1!
Nor do I plan on gettin it anytime soon, and you wanna know why, yeah,
TOO FOCUSED ON TRYIN GET -MY FIRST- GIRL FRIEND OVER *THAT*
The next fact now, tho I do have a job, paying OK (minimum-wage) money,
az far az education goez, I'm juz only HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATED, so ya know,
don't got any post-secondary, nor do I plan on gettin any anytime soon,
so yeah, az result, prolly gonna be (doomed to) MINIMUM-WAGE for life,
(again) TOO FOCUSED ON TRYIN TO GET A GIRL FRIEND OVER *THAT*.


VII. V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH VII

So yeah, it'z one thing to be S.A.D. over VALENSHIT'Z DAY, if of course,
you had GOOD VALENSHIT'Z DAYZ in tha past, and yeah, PAST GIRL FRIENDZ,
and then you find yourself in the situation, when V-DAY comez along,
and either you have NO PLANZ and/or NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER in your life,
and (depending, of course, if you really care much for V-DAY) feel bad
that thiz year'z, you got nothin goin, while you see otherz showin off theirz,
and you kinda wish you had A BITCH, yeah, that'z somewhat understandable.
But when you've neva had A GIRL FRIEND, your whole entire life, az iz me,
and been waiting all your life to celebrate a V-DAY like millionz otherz have,
and you juz can't get to, what can I say, the pain iz that more excruciating.


VIII. CRAZEEE TALK

So (pleaze) take thiz az juz *CRAZEEE TALKKK* (not that I plan on doin thiz),
but yeah, wouldn't it be cooo if I, like, idunno, booked a hotel room or some shit,
and yeah, went on a full-out, massive DRUG BINGE (seein az, you know, pillz
and powderz aintz so hurtin goin down throat az compared to straight hard booze),

and fuck yeah, when I *OD*, I guezz I will give it up to -THA LORD- (LOL)
to decide whether or not I deserve a -FUCKIN SECOND CHANCE- at life,
and if not (let'z juz say, I live a life of sin, some shit I juz can't admit out),
then yeah, FUCKIN LET ME DIE, (AZ) A PRETTY YOUNG CORPSE
(altho sorta makez little sense, since I'm FFFugly, but sounded cooo to say).
And of all dayz to "execute" tha plan, V-DAY, the day I hate more than any otha.


IX. THE DREAM V-DAY

Hahaha, so yeah, pretty intense shit there (prev paragraph), but need I remind,
that'z juz cwazy talk, I'm not actually intent on doin -THAT-, so let'z get it straight.
So I now juz wanna talk quickly about what I envision az "THE DREAM V-DAY",
like if tomorrow wuz to be V-DAY, and I got to have it -MY WAY- (from 6 to 12),
not that I'm ever gonna get to experience thiz, awez, maybe in "another life"
(after, you know, I've -DISPOSED- of thiz current shitlife I'd been given),
but yeah, aside from all the basic whatever (dinner, dessert, movie),
somewhere in-between there would be "A Trip To (idunno) La Senza, Aerie,
La Vie En Rose, Victoria Secret" (think you pretty much get tha picture) LOL,
but yeah, by the end of the night, consider me "A VERY LUCKY GUY!"


X. V-DAY 2015 AFTERMATH (IN-CLOSING) VIII

So I guezz thiz iz where I gotta wrap thingz up, and yeah, try to move on
(from the subject of V-DAY), like az if it'z no big deal (tell that to tha demonz),
but yeah, needlezz to say, I had a very horrific, painful V-DAY (2015) and
(here I go again soundin like a big bitch) am indeed (still) HURTIN over it.
So the next big calendar date comin up, to look forward to, in much dread,
would be "MAY THE 30TH", if you wonder what the efff'z that day iz about,
it'z MA BDAY, and very much like V-DAY, it'z a day I take very much serious,
but it ain't like I need a big huge party or giftz or to be sung HAPPY B-DAY to,
in order to be *satisfied*, all I juz want iz a girl in my armz, to call "my gift",
and whether or not GOD iz gonna allow that to happen... we'll juz have to see ;)


Paragraphs I and VIII on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraphs II through VII written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs IX through X written at Home (Brampton)