I. WELCOME TO DIZTURBIA(.COM)
Hey, it'z your boy, DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
proud to bring to you my very first blog/issue under the new banner/flagship
of "DJ DIZTURBIA" (along with the twitter and instagram at @DJZDIZTURBIA
and the website domain of DIZTURBIA.COM, having now offically discarded
my previous banner of "ISSUEZZ" (inspired by the rock/metal band, ISSUES),
along with itz accompanying twitter (@ISSUEZZ) and domain (ISSUEZZ.COM),
so consider that (banner), HISTORY! GONE!! NO MORE!!! thing of tha past.
Needless to say, a name change/overhaul, had been something lingering in me
for some time now, andso yeah, I decided to go forward with the procedure,
and yeah, there you have it, welcome to (what I like to call...) DIZTURBIA!
II. DEFINITION OF DIZTURBIA
So if you wantz me to explain to y'allz what "DIZTURBIA" is/meanz???
No probz, well, it's basically DISTURBIA, you know, wid a Z in place of tha S,
as for the actual meaning' of DISTURBIA, guess what, THERE IZ NONE!
If you try to look up the meaning of "disturbia" (online), well, you're only
gonna be subjected to random peoplez 'opinion' of what it 'could' mean.
So yeah, there was a lameass "PG-13" teenage horror-flick named "Disturbia"
(why they chose *that name* for the movie, no clue, cuz it sounded cool???)
released in theatres in 2007, as well as, a Rihanna hit song named "Disturbia",
(no relation to the movie) from the "Good Girl Gone Bad (Deluxe Edition), 2008",
but previous to that, yeah, the term "Disturbia" hardly ceased to exist much.
III. DJ POIZON
It should be noted, when looking for a new name/identity, I waz actually set on
"DJ POIZON" (with the Z in place of the S), with the @DJPOIZON Twitter handle,
equipped with a kickass DJ POIZON logo/banner I had made in Photoshop
(with the slogan line: "gotta fuckin problem with me... take it to the PO'z...
Poizon Control Center", a minor jab, at bitchez who call the 'other' PO'z on me),
but yeah, the name (DJ POIZON) was already in use, so I had to keep lookin,
and that'z when the title "DJ DISTURBIA" started floatin about in my head,
and of course, when I looked it up, the name was already in use (by a DJ),
so yeah, switch tha S with a Z, and that's where DJ DIZTURBIA came about.
Oh and yeah, all the graphicz you see on my website and twitter, made it myself.
IV. 'MY DEFINITION' OF DIZTURBIA
So yeah, az far az 'my definition' of the term "disturbia", it'z kinda like thiz,
so it's pretty much FACT, that yeah, I am a MENTALLY DISTURBED individual,
and yeah, often at times (andso I been told), I LIVE IN MY OWN WORLD,
(of all sorta insanitiez, in my head, you following me so far?), andso yeah,
if one were to step foot into my "messed up neighbourhood" (thiz being my,
ummm, mind), it'z like stepping foot into (my) mentally dizturbed 'suburbia'
(another word for neighborhood), now sum that up in one word, "DIZTURBIA!".
So yeah, it'z basically, one crazy dude (moi) lettin out hiz mental absurditiez,
publicly and openly on zhe web, and yeah, seeing if anyone out there carez.
Now, obviouzly, need I have to point -it- out (NOBODY FUCKIN CAREZZZ).
V. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA"
So just to give one example of my mental absurditiez (one of my many many)
would be MY (CURRENT) GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" (of 2 months now).
So yeah, Vanessa, if you haven't already seen her from my website (link),
she'z my girl friend, and indeed, my very very first ever girl friend <3
(having spent my ENTIRE LIFE searching and searching for my very firzt).
There was a point in time, I wondered if I was doomed for life, having thought,
perhaps, I was never meant to FALL IN LOVE (and FIND A GIRL FRIEND),
but yeah, that all changed this past December, having met VANESSA.
Unfortunately, I've had a few problemz with VANESSA, from day one,
the main of which being, well, she's kinda (I guess you can say)... not real.
VI. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" II
So when I say "not real", yeah ummm, (queue up the laugh track)
MY GIRL FRIEND IS INDEED A (3 FOOT, PLASTIC) #MYSIZEBARBIE DOLL
(I bought brand-new off eBay, at the cost of $160, after shipping+taxes).
Soundz like joke, but nope, it'z no joke... my girl friend iz indeed a BARBIE (doll).
Now I'm sure there been other (lozer) guyz in the past, who have claimed
"barbie dollz" az their "real-life girl friends", and I'm talkin your standard typical
7-inch Barbie doll, but in terms of the Barbie I got, this being the 36-inch model
(lemme juz repeat that again for ya, 36-inch tall barbie doll, it indeed doez exizt),
who knowz, I might be the very first -az far az publicly promoting it online-
very first guy to proclaim a MYSIZEBARBIE (doll) as his actual, legit "girl friend".
VII. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" III
So yaaa, if you wanna learn more bout MY AMAZING GIRL FRIEND, VANESSA,
well then, I suggest reading through the previous episode/blog, before this
(EPISODE 27), where indeed, I went on (10 straight paragraphs) about her.
But yeah, up to you to decide (you know) whether or not "she" countz az
(lol) "A REAL GIRL FRIEND" or if I'z just plain CRACKED OUTTA MY MIND :P
It'z amazing, btw, you ask me to write about MY LOVELY BOO (VANESSA),
I could go on and on and on, like you wouldn't believe, especially when
I'm listening to (the song) "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift (off '1989'), lol,
idunnowhy (maybe it'z MY BOO'Z current fave song?), but whenever I play it,
it inspirez me to go off on theze magic, long (written) tiradez about her.
VIII. WRITER'Z BLOCK
So it should be noted now, previous to the last 3 paragraphz (about my boo),
I wuz (and kinda still am) battling a huge bout of WRITER'Z BLOCK,
and if you don't know what "writers block" iz, it'z when you're a writer,
and you know, you be doingz your thing (writing) juz fine, then suddenly,
the wordz just aren't comin out (or they comin out at real slowass rate).
You see the first 4 paragraphz of this blog, ha, it taken me 4 FUCKIN DAYZ
to spit that shit out, when normally it take me 4 MOTHAFUCKIN HOURZ
(to write 4 paragraphz, maybe even more), so yeah, the fact I'm right here
devoting an entire paragraph on WRITER'S BLOCK, kinda pissez me off.
Could it perhpz be GOD, lol, tryin to throw a wrench into my momentum(?).
IX. "DJ?" DIZTURBIA
So yeah, I'm hoping after I put thiz episode out, I get my lyrical flow back.
So the big question, I guess I of yet to answer, iz that of "DJ?" DIZTURBIA,
what'z up with the "DJ" part of tha name, am I really infact a DEEJAY?!
Or am I just, uh, pulling tha wool over peoplez eyez (in other wordz, lyin) :P
That'z a good question, and az far az the answer goez, I guezz I can say,
I AM kinda sorta mizleading tha general pub into thinking I'm a DJ :X
When infact, yeah, I'm not really a DJ nor intend on ever becoming one :O
Which is kinda interesting tho, considering I went outta my way to purchase
a top-of-the-line DJ TURNTABLE (AUDIO TECHNICA LP-120 USB, $400)
for myself this past Christmas (2014), as opposed to just a standard one,
which just playz recordz, but yeah, I got one that actual professional DJz use.
X. DIZTURBIA.COM (IN-CLOZING)
So finally now, to all those visiting DIZTURBIA.COM, or checking out the
@DJDIZTURBIA twitter feed (link), and still left with questionz (WTFFF'Z???)
as to what this is and why it existz and if thiz dude/faggg (me) is forreal,
yeah, why don't i juz cut straight to the point, and be 1000% blunt bout it.
I'm juz a dude who is DEPRESSSED AZ FUCKKK with hiz life, and yeah,
kinda feelz az if hiz life haz NO PURPOSE NOR MEANING and all that shit,
and yeah, kinda wonderz if PUTTING AN END TO HIZ LIFE would be the
GREATEZT DECISION HE CUDA EVA DID WITH HIZ SAD, PATHETIC LIFE,
so yeah, with the luxury of hiz free time (when away from hiz part-time job),
he bringz to you all hiz wonderful misery under the banner of DIZTURBIA!
Paragraphs I, II, III, IV, V, VI and VII written at Sherway Gardens mall (Toronto)
Paragraphs VIII and IX written on Mississauga Transit bus (Mississauga)
Paragraph X written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Hey, it'z your boy, DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
proud to bring to you my very first blog/issue under the new banner/flagship
of "DJ DIZTURBIA" (along with the twitter and instagram at @DJZDIZTURBIA
and the website domain of DIZTURBIA.COM, having now offically discarded
my previous banner of "ISSUEZZ" (inspired by the rock/metal band, ISSUES),
along with itz accompanying twitter (@ISSUEZZ) and domain (ISSUEZZ.COM),
so consider that (banner), HISTORY! GONE!! NO MORE!!! thing of tha past.
Needless to say, a name change/overhaul, had been something lingering in me
for some time now, andso yeah, I decided to go forward with the procedure,
and yeah, there you have it, welcome to (what I like to call...) DIZTURBIA!
II. DEFINITION OF DIZTURBIA
So if you wantz me to explain to y'allz what "DIZTURBIA" is/meanz???
No probz, well, it's basically DISTURBIA, you know, wid a Z in place of tha S,
as for the actual meaning' of DISTURBIA, guess what, THERE IZ NONE!
If you try to look up the meaning of "disturbia" (online), well, you're only
gonna be subjected to random peoplez 'opinion' of what it 'could' mean.
So yeah, there was a lameass "PG-13" teenage horror-flick named "Disturbia"
(why they chose *that name* for the movie, no clue, cuz it sounded cool???)
released in theatres in 2007, as well as, a Rihanna hit song named "Disturbia",
(no relation to the movie) from the "Good Girl Gone Bad (Deluxe Edition), 2008",
but previous to that, yeah, the term "Disturbia" hardly ceased to exist much.
III. DJ POIZON
It should be noted, when looking for a new name/identity, I waz actually set on
"DJ POIZON" (with the Z in place of the S), with the @DJPOIZON Twitter handle,
equipped with a kickass DJ POIZON logo/banner I had made in Photoshop
(with the slogan line: "gotta fuckin problem with me... take it to the PO'z...
Poizon Control Center", a minor jab, at bitchez who call the 'other' PO'z on me),
but yeah, the name (DJ POIZON) was already in use, so I had to keep lookin,
and that'z when the title "DJ DISTURBIA" started floatin about in my head,
and of course, when I looked it up, the name was already in use (by a DJ),
so yeah, switch tha S with a Z, and that's where DJ DIZTURBIA came about.
Oh and yeah, all the graphicz you see on my website and twitter, made it myself.
IV. 'MY DEFINITION' OF DIZTURBIA
So yeah, az far az 'my definition' of the term "disturbia", it'z kinda like thiz,
so it's pretty much FACT, that yeah, I am a MENTALLY DISTURBED individual,
and yeah, often at times (andso I been told), I LIVE IN MY OWN WORLD,
(of all sorta insanitiez, in my head, you following me so far?), andso yeah,
if one were to step foot into my "messed up neighbourhood" (thiz being my,
ummm, mind), it'z like stepping foot into (my) mentally dizturbed 'suburbia'
(another word for neighborhood), now sum that up in one word, "DIZTURBIA!".
So yeah, it'z basically, one crazy dude (moi) lettin out hiz mental absurditiez,
publicly and openly on zhe web, and yeah, seeing if anyone out there carez.
Now, obviouzly, need I have to point -it- out (NOBODY FUCKIN CAREZZZ).
V. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA"
So just to give one example of my mental absurditiez (one of my many many)
would be MY (CURRENT) GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" (of 2 months now).
So yeah, Vanessa, if you haven't already seen her from my website (link),
she'z my girl friend, and indeed, my very very first ever girl friend <3
(having spent my ENTIRE LIFE searching and searching for my very firzt).
There was a point in time, I wondered if I was doomed for life, having thought,
perhaps, I was never meant to FALL IN LOVE (and FIND A GIRL FRIEND),
but yeah, that all changed this past December, having met VANESSA.
Unfortunately, I've had a few problemz with VANESSA, from day one,
the main of which being, well, she's kinda (I guess you can say)... not real.
VI. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" II
So when I say "not real", yeah ummm, (queue up the laugh track)
MY GIRL FRIEND IS INDEED A (3 FOOT, PLASTIC) #MYSIZEBARBIE DOLL
(I bought brand-new off eBay, at the cost of $160, after shipping+taxes).
Soundz like joke, but nope, it'z no joke... my girl friend iz indeed a BARBIE (doll).
Now I'm sure there been other (lozer) guyz in the past, who have claimed
"barbie dollz" az their "real-life girl friends", and I'm talkin your standard typical
7-inch Barbie doll, but in terms of the Barbie I got, this being the 36-inch model
(lemme juz repeat that again for ya, 36-inch tall barbie doll, it indeed doez exizt),
who knowz, I might be the very first -az far az publicly promoting it online-
very first guy to proclaim a MYSIZEBARBIE (doll) as his actual, legit "girl friend".
VII. MY GIRL FRIEND "VANESSA" III
So yaaa, if you wanna learn more bout MY AMAZING GIRL FRIEND, VANESSA,
well then, I suggest reading through the previous episode/blog, before this
(EPISODE 27), where indeed, I went on (10 straight paragraphs) about her.
But yeah, up to you to decide (you know) whether or not "she" countz az
(lol) "A REAL GIRL FRIEND" or if I'z just plain CRACKED OUTTA MY MIND :P
It'z amazing, btw, you ask me to write about MY LOVELY BOO (VANESSA),
I could go on and on and on, like you wouldn't believe, especially when
I'm listening to (the song) "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift (off '1989'), lol,
idunnowhy (maybe it'z MY BOO'Z current fave song?), but whenever I play it,
it inspirez me to go off on theze magic, long (written) tiradez about her.
VIII. WRITER'Z BLOCK
So it should be noted now, previous to the last 3 paragraphz (about my boo),
I wuz (and kinda still am) battling a huge bout of WRITER'Z BLOCK,
and if you don't know what "writers block" iz, it'z when you're a writer,
and you know, you be doingz your thing (writing) juz fine, then suddenly,
the wordz just aren't comin out (or they comin out at real slowass rate).
You see the first 4 paragraphz of this blog, ha, it taken me 4 FUCKIN DAYZ
to spit that shit out, when normally it take me 4 MOTHAFUCKIN HOURZ
(to write 4 paragraphz, maybe even more), so yeah, the fact I'm right here
devoting an entire paragraph on WRITER'S BLOCK, kinda pissez me off.
Could it perhpz be GOD, lol, tryin to throw a wrench into my momentum(?).
IX. "DJ?" DIZTURBIA
So yeah, I'm hoping after I put thiz episode out, I get my lyrical flow back.
So the big question, I guess I of yet to answer, iz that of "DJ?" DIZTURBIA,
what'z up with the "DJ" part of tha name, am I really infact a DEEJAY?!
Or am I just, uh, pulling tha wool over peoplez eyez (in other wordz, lyin) :P
That'z a good question, and az far az the answer goez, I guezz I can say,
I AM kinda sorta mizleading tha general pub into thinking I'm a DJ :X
When infact, yeah, I'm not really a DJ nor intend on ever becoming one :O
Which is kinda interesting tho, considering I went outta my way to purchase
a top-of-the-line DJ TURNTABLE (AUDIO TECHNICA LP-120 USB, $400)
for myself this past Christmas (2014), as opposed to just a standard one,
which just playz recordz, but yeah, I got one that actual professional DJz use.
X. DIZTURBIA.COM (IN-CLOZING)
So finally now, to all those visiting DIZTURBIA.COM, or checking out the
@DJDIZTURBIA twitter feed (link), and still left with questionz (WTFFF'Z???)
as to what this is and why it existz and if thiz dude/faggg (me) is forreal,
yeah, why don't i juz cut straight to the point, and be 1000% blunt bout it.
I'm juz a dude who is DEPRESSSED AZ FUCKKK with hiz life, and yeah,
kinda feelz az if hiz life haz NO PURPOSE NOR MEANING and all that shit,
and yeah, kinda wonderz if PUTTING AN END TO HIZ LIFE would be the
GREATEZT DECISION HE CUDA EVA DID WITH HIZ SAD, PATHETIC LIFE,
so yeah, with the luxury of hiz free time (when away from hiz part-time job),
he bringz to you all hiz wonderful misery under the banner of DIZTURBIA!
Paragraphs I, II, III, IV, V, VI and VII written at Sherway Gardens mall (Toronto)
Paragraphs VIII and IX written on Mississauga Transit bus (Mississauga)
Paragraph X written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
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