Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA here... (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... recording theze tweetz live, once again, FROM HOME (here in Brampton)
So here we are, Feb The 15th, "POST V-DAY".. (that'z what I call it, V-DAY, az oppozed to sayin it in full).. I'm a lil SENSITIVE to it (k?)
So yeah... I juz thought I talk about -THA SITUATION- 24 hourz ago... upon the fact I wuz very much in a -STATE OF HELL- (...like literally)
And yeah... perhapz, I did bring it all onto myself, aint nobody wuz forcin me -DRINK DOWN A WHOLE BOTTLE A VODKA-... cept myself, of course
I thought I quickly mention a few tingz first... in termz of how my day went -at work- from 8 to 4... and that, yeah, it went totally fineee
Eventho.. when I wuz gettin ride to work, I uh, totally n completely refuzed to -LOOK OUTSIDE-.. becuz I simply didn't want to see "couplez"
And when I wuz workin (restaurant job)... I indeed refuzed to -LOOK AT PEOPLE-.. cept for coworkerz, but yeah, none of the actual customerz
And when normally I take tha bus home, after work, like no biggiez.. thiz time, I couldn't, becuz of -FEAR-.. in seein "couplez" on the bus!
So I had to arrange for a ride home.. and yeah, true story, peoplez.. in that I refuzed to -LOOK UP (AND OUTSIDE)- durin the whole ride home
And what elze can I say... I hezitated for quite some time, upon hittin up that liquor bottle, seein az... I ain't much a drinker theze dayz
Well, ha, I wuz big into the drinking thing at one time... I even uze to love drinkin -HARD- and then hoppin on tha bus... but thaz long ago
What wuz interestin, thiz time around, wit my bottle of #CIROC PEACH.. all the prev timez I had it (in the summer).. had NO PROBZ drinkin it
But whut can I tell you, I was strugglin to drink diz shit (straight), especially considering, #CIROC IZ THE FUCKIN SOFTEZT VODKA out there
Tho I coulda went the route of mixed drinkz, I didn't wanna do that, or elze I be havin to get up every half hour or so!to (ya know) PIZZZZZ
So yeah.. my only explanation ov why it went down az such.. wuz becuz GOD intended that thiz (drinkin) experience be az dreadful az possible
And while I wuz whole time tryin to *FORGET* whut day it wuz.. I cudn't.. all I kept thinkin bout wuz all the dudez GETTIN LUCKY at diz time
Oh, and ov course, NEXT V-DAY (2016)... and the -IDEA- of (idunno) KILLING MYSELF in some hotel room... with (idunno) the -help- of DRUGZ
And how it... -SUIXIDE-... would be the single -BEST DECISION- I coulda ever done with my entire (SAD, PATHETIC, MEANINGLEZZZ) LIFE
Okay.. so I should probably take that lazt tweet back, lolz, whutz probably best fo me iz a ~NICE EXTENDED LONG VACATION~.. in a fuckin COMA
And when I wake tha fuck out ov it.. ma life cud finally ride on tha right track.. in closing, allz iz left to say, FUCKKK VALENTINE'Z DAY!
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