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Friday, April 10, 2015
Sunday, April 05, 2015
DIZTURBIA.COM | 04.05.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "MY WALLET" | 04/05/15
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... broadcasting thiz TW mixtape live from (shittyazz) #BramptonTransit... yupperz
On ma way to ma job.. 10:30 in tha mornin here.. soon about to start ma shift, long day ahead of me, you know wanna know when it endz -> 1AM
Yep... be workin 11AM to 1AM (restaurant job), mind you I do get a 3 hour break, amen to that (I guezz)... thiz what I gotta do for tha $$$
And speakin a $$$ (dolla dolla billz).. it bringz me to tha main subject for tha day.. thiz bein ma brand new WALLET!
Yeah, thiz being ma sexyazz brand-new, all-black #LACOSTE "Cross" bi-fold wallet, $90 (not sold in stores) #EBAY
Now before I go on... juz wanna pay ma respectz to ma now retired #DEADMAU5 wallet... that'z fuckin right, DEADMAU5!
May not been tha bestezt wallet in termz of featurez.. but hey... it blended real nice with ma #PRESTO (transit) card
So yeah... if you went read/saw ma prev TW mixtape... you woulda seen that I did quite tha bit of spendingz in tha last couple few weekz :$
Tho I haven't quite calculated it all yet... needlezz to say... we be lookin at about a possible (idunno) $1200+ in credit card damagez :X
Also included in tha spending ordeal were theze #TRANSFORMERS sticker setz... what for (?)... you'll see, shortly :)
Now ma new wallet will also be incorporating in ma recently-renewed health card and ma brand-new "Ontario photo card"
Long story short.. I've had longstanding history of photo card "ID" picz neva turnin out az good az hoped.. cringeworthy to best describe em
Sooo... with that bein that, I decided to add a small lil *FIX*, lol... and now I'm pleazed to look at ma ID'z now :)
Seemz a bit crazy, I know, but yes indeedy.. I went outta ma way to buy *STICKERZ* to cova up ma ugly photo ID pic... I'm juz that fucked :D
Gonna be interesting when I'm asked for ID.. guezz i'll have to remove em off for whoeva.. but no worriez (put a replacement sticka on afta)
But yeah... I juz wanted to take time to give y'allz a nice, sweet tour of ma new wallet... all put together now :)
Also included in ma wallet iz thiz $50 #REDLOBSTER gift card, I got az a Christmas gift 2+ yearz ago, still unused!
Cuz you see, *THA PLAN* wuz to (eventually) CA$H-IN tha card on a date with a special lady, but I (obviouzly) can't get no date! LMFAOOO
Yet still, in ma fucked-up mind, I still *BELIEVE* I'm capable of *ONE DAY* -gettin a date- and thuz using tha card tha way I envisioned
Anywayz.. thatz juz ma thoughtz az far az thiz new wallet goez.. what a huge step-up it iz compared to ma prev wallet
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 34 / CODE:WHI | "RANDOMNEZZ" | 03/30/15
I.
recording this live at, my usual spot, that'z right, #Bramalea City Centre mall,
here to let out a whole load of randomnezz, hence the title of thiz blog,
for which I've titled it, "RANDOMNEZZ", covering a wide range of subjects.
But yeah, thiz here gonna be my last blog/episode I'll be puttin out, for some time,
az I'm gonna be a slight bit -occupied- by my job, for the month of April,
having to do "double-duty" in termz of work hourz (45 hourz a week,
az oppozed to tha 30 hourz/week work schedule that I normally do),
so yeah, I'm gonna be writing/releasing a whole muthaload of blogz
(a whole one monthz worth) well ahead of time, for the month of April.
II.
So yeah, each and every month, I would release 2 very special blogz,
each dedicated to 2 recordz of my personal choozing (I would purchase),
to add to my ever-growing vinyl/record collection (started in 2014).
The first of two being Issues (link) 'self-titled (Issues)' album (2014), and
A$AP Rocky'z (link) "Long.Live.A$AP" album (2013), in June of last year (2014).
After that, would follow some somewhat interesting (perhapz questionable)
additions to my music/record collection, with recordz such az
Kanye West'z "Yeezus" (2013), Marilyn Manson'z "Antichrist Superstar" (1996),
and one my most most favorite recordz of all-time, that of course being,
Nine Inch Nails' "The Downward Spiral" (1994), juz to name a few.
III.
Since November though, those blogz kinda came to a sudden halt, not to say
'I lost interest in (buyin, playin) recordz', I haven't, tha passion iz still there,
in fact I've bought quite a numba of recordz the last couple monthz,
juz that I neva got around to writin/talkin about em, havin been sidetracked/lined
in recent monthz by many, um, depression battlez (2014 holidayz, v-day 2015),
and not to mention, ma current depression battle, you wanna know that iz,
it'z called "getting your accounts/profiles (on dating websites) deleted,
and having to recreate them *REPEATEDLY* (very time consuming task)",
puttin that all aside, I'm finally gonna try squeeze time outta my chaotic life,
to talk about those records, so all throughout April, you'll be seein that.
IV.
So speaking now on "online dating/social sitez", and the fact that, YEAH,
my profilez/accountz are deleted within 2 (TWO!) to 48 hourz upon creation, lol,
which includez the following networkz: OKC, POF, MeetMe, and Badoo,
yeah, I guezz they be doin thiz az a *SIGN* to say "I'm not welcomed here"
(and of course, "GO FIND SECONDHAND, USED BITCHEZ ELSEWHERE),
but yeah, apparently the *MEMO* hasn't reached ma 'head office' yet :P
So I've decided to make the decision to leave the online dating/social scene
AZ DJ DIZTURBIA, I repeat, AZ DJ DIZTURBIA (let's make that shit clear),
and yeah, I'm gonna start operating under a 'fake account', that'z right,
but juz for temporary time beingz tho (you know, juz az an experiment) :P
V.
A$AP Rocky'z (link) "Long.Live.A$AP" album (2013), in June of last year (2014).
After that, would follow some somewhat interesting (perhapz questionable)
additions to my music/record collection, with recordz such az
Kanye West'z "Yeezus" (2013), Marilyn Manson'z "Antichrist Superstar" (1996),
and one my most most favorite recordz of all-time, that of course being,
Nine Inch Nails' "The Downward Spiral" (1994), juz to name a few.
III.
Since November though, those blogz kinda came to a sudden halt, not to say
'I lost interest in (buyin, playin) recordz', I haven't, tha passion iz still there,
in fact I've bought quite a numba of recordz the last couple monthz,
juz that I neva got around to writin/talkin about em, havin been sidetracked/lined
in recent monthz by many, um, depression battlez (2014 holidayz, v-day 2015),
and not to mention, ma current depression battle, you wanna know that iz,
it'z called "getting your accounts/profiles (on dating websites) deleted,
and having to recreate them *REPEATEDLY* (very time consuming task)",
puttin that all aside, I'm finally gonna try squeeze time outta my chaotic life,
to talk about those records, so all throughout April, you'll be seein that.
IV.
So speaking now on "online dating/social sitez", and the fact that, YEAH,
my profilez/accountz are deleted within 2 (TWO!) to 48 hourz upon creation, lol,
which includez the following networkz: OKC, POF, MeetMe, and Badoo,
yeah, I guezz they be doin thiz az a *SIGN* to say "I'm not welcomed here"
(and of course, "GO FIND SECONDHAND, USED BITCHEZ ELSEWHERE),
but yeah, apparently the *MEMO* hasn't reached ma 'head office' yet :P
So I've decided to make the decision to leave the online dating/social scene
AZ DJ DIZTURBIA, I repeat, AZ DJ DIZTURBIA (let's make that shit clear),
and yeah, I'm gonna start operating under a 'fake account', that'z right,
but juz for temporary time beingz tho (you know, juz az an experiment) :P
V.
So next now, I wanna talk about ma (current, cell) number, it bein 4I6-884-3787,
for which I've had for close to 2 yearz now, but yeah, I'm plannin it changin it soon,
and the reason why iz plain and simple, becuzzz "I fuckin want to" :)
Or better I say, I WANNA FIRE THAT FUCKER, kiss that S.O.B. goodbye,
kinda like when a sportz team firez their head coach, lol, cuz tha team suckz,
and yeah, puttin in a new coach, and hopin they get betta resultz thereonafter,
lol, same sorta deal (almost) iz how I feel when it comez to my cell numba,
tho it probably doez sound a bit insaney, I know, for one to be pointin blame
for their failurez and misfortunez in life (when comez to bitchez) on somethin
az innocent az a phone numba, but yeah, ma brain kinda functionz like that.
VI.
So speaking of ma phone numba, that bringz me to tha subject of, yeah,
ma lovely n' wonderful phone, oh wait (kinda left the big n' important part out),
ma lovely n' wonderful *RIFF-RAFF THEMED* iPhone, tha'z right (see pic).
Well, what can I tell ya folkz, lookz like tha (b)romance iz officially ova!
Now don't get me wrong, I still like RIFF-RAFF, and find him very amusing,
and am very much PROUD owna of hiz NEON ICON record, the actual RECORD
(limited to 500 copiez only, worldwide, btw), but yeah, sad have to say it,
but I've made tha decision to change ma "iPhone theme", after, let'z see now,
nearly 'one month' operating under the RIFF-RAFF design (decal+case),
the reason being, well, I juz don't think it suitz me (personalitywize).
VII.
So yeah, had NONE to do with what 'other people' thought of ma phone,
and yeah, az I'm writing thiz, in a highly-populated area (BRAMA-FUCKIN-LEA)
in broad daylight, I still got tha RIFF-RAFF theme still on (ma iPhone),
and will still be runnin with it, until all tha 'partz' for ma new theme come in
(via tha mail), but yeah, I've decided on a MEGATRON (Transformers) theme,
despite tha fact I'm not really all that much of a diehard 'Transformers' fan,
I juz happen to have thiz strange attraction to tha 'decepticon' logo,
and how it representz 'evil' and burning 'hatred' (if that makez any sense),
and when I look at myself, I think 'evil', and no question of a doubt,
I'm juz LOADED with 'hatred', idunno, I think it suitez me pretty damn well.
VIII.
So a few week'z back (at tha start of tha month, 03/01/15), I posted a blog,
quite a lengthy one too (20 paragraphz), all about my forthcomin birthday
(05/30/15), and yeah, the fact I have a lot of 'anticipation' heading into it,
being that, well, it'z slated to be "tha birthday to make-up for all previous
(idunnoexactlyhowmany, I'd fuckin lost track) birthdays gone awry (bad)".
Thiz iz tha one to make all -THA PAIN- (and tainted memoriez) fade away,
but in order for thiz to (OBVIOUZLY) happen, well, I'd need -a partner- of sortz,
you know, the one by your side, through all the highz and lowz in life.
Sadly, a full month now haz transpired, since putting out that writing (link),
and there been, indeed, ABSOLUTE ZERO PROGRESS in findin a girl friend </3
IX.
So yeah, ain't it amazing, I'm here -waiting (BY MIRACLE)- that between NOW
and the reason why iz plain and simple, becuzzz "I fuckin want to" :)
Or better I say, I WANNA FIRE THAT FUCKER, kiss that S.O.B. goodbye,
kinda like when a sportz team firez their head coach, lol, cuz tha team suckz,
and yeah, puttin in a new coach, and hopin they get betta resultz thereonafter,
lol, same sorta deal (almost) iz how I feel when it comez to my cell numba,
tho it probably doez sound a bit insaney, I know, for one to be pointin blame
for their failurez and misfortunez in life (when comez to bitchez) on somethin
az innocent az a phone numba, but yeah, ma brain kinda functionz like that.
VI.
So speaking of ma phone numba, that bringz me to tha subject of, yeah,
ma lovely n' wonderful phone, oh wait (kinda left the big n' important part out),
ma lovely n' wonderful *RIFF-RAFF THEMED* iPhone, tha'z right (see pic).
Well, what can I tell ya folkz, lookz like tha (b)romance iz officially ova!
Now don't get me wrong, I still like RIFF-RAFF, and find him very amusing,
and am very much PROUD owna of hiz NEON ICON record, the actual RECORD
(limited to 500 copiez only, worldwide, btw), but yeah, sad have to say it,
but I've made tha decision to change ma "iPhone theme", after, let'z see now,
nearly 'one month' operating under the RIFF-RAFF design (decal+case),
the reason being, well, I juz don't think it suitz me (personalitywize).
VII.
So yeah, had NONE to do with what 'other people' thought of ma phone,
and yeah, az I'm writing thiz, in a highly-populated area (BRAMA-FUCKIN-LEA)
in broad daylight, I still got tha RIFF-RAFF theme still on (ma iPhone),
and will still be runnin with it, until all tha 'partz' for ma new theme come in
(via tha mail), but yeah, I've decided on a MEGATRON (Transformers) theme,
despite tha fact I'm not really all that much of a diehard 'Transformers' fan,
I juz happen to have thiz strange attraction to tha 'decepticon' logo,
and how it representz 'evil' and burning 'hatred' (if that makez any sense),
and when I look at myself, I think 'evil', and no question of a doubt,
I'm juz LOADED with 'hatred', idunno, I think it suitez me pretty damn well.
VIII.
So a few week'z back (at tha start of tha month, 03/01/15), I posted a blog,
quite a lengthy one too (20 paragraphz), all about my forthcomin birthday
(05/30/15), and yeah, the fact I have a lot of 'anticipation' heading into it,
being that, well, it'z slated to be "tha birthday to make-up for all previous
(idunnoexactlyhowmany, I'd fuckin lost track) birthdays gone awry (bad)".
Thiz iz tha one to make all -THA PAIN- (and tainted memoriez) fade away,
but in order for thiz to (OBVIOUZLY) happen, well, I'd need -a partner- of sortz,
you know, the one by your side, through all the highz and lowz in life.
Sadly, a full month now haz transpired, since putting out that writing (link),
and there been, indeed, ABSOLUTE ZERO PROGRESS in findin a girl friend </3
IX.
So yeah, ain't it amazing, I'm here -waiting (BY MIRACLE)- that between NOW
(03.30.15) and MA BDAY (05.30.15) I somehow someway find a girl friend,
and am indeed thuz able to have that 'time of ma life' bday I'd alwayz wanted.
Now, when one sayz, "they wanna have -tha time a their life- on their bday",
it can mean different thingz, depending on tha person and their lifestyle,
and yeah, some lean upon "family" to carry out the illustrious honour (of
making one feel loved/appreciated on their birthday), or in other (most) casez,
they lean upon "friendz" (alongside a lil something extra called "alcohol"),
and yeah, you wake up tha next day, feelin great about tha day before
(or hung over/strung ova, not knowin tha fuck happened, still a 'positive'),
for me, -tha time of ma life- iz that of A DATE (with a girl), plain and simple.
X.
So, tha forecast, az it showz right thiz very minute (az far az my bday goez),
based on my current circumstancez indicatez that I will be *celebrating*
my bday (05.30.15, need I remind): -ALL ALONE- yet again (awe) </3
unlezz of course, I decide last, last minute to *arrange* with some fuckin
no good PROSTITUTE BITCH WHORE (off a backpage or whereva)
at the expense of (idunno) howeva many hundredz of $$ per the hour,
and end up feelin more worse in tha end, when tha night doezn't really
go az great az planned, bein that (ontoppa clear, obviouz depression issuez)
I got SEXUAL DIFFICULTY PROBLEMZ (or so I think, could be wrong).
So let'z see if MIRACLEZ can happen in theze next 60 dayz (leadin up to ma bday).
Paragraphs I through VIII written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs IX and X written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Now, when one sayz, "they wanna have -tha time a their life- on their bday",
it can mean different thingz, depending on tha person and their lifestyle,
and yeah, some lean upon "family" to carry out the illustrious honour (of
making one feel loved/appreciated on their birthday), or in other (most) casez,
they lean upon "friendz" (alongside a lil something extra called "alcohol"),
and yeah, you wake up tha next day, feelin great about tha day before
(or hung over/strung ova, not knowin tha fuck happened, still a 'positive'),
for me, -tha time of ma life- iz that of A DATE (with a girl), plain and simple.
X.
So, tha forecast, az it showz right thiz very minute (az far az my bday goez),
based on my current circumstancez indicatez that I will be *celebrating*
my bday (05.30.15, need I remind): -ALL ALONE- yet again (awe) </3
unlezz of course, I decide last, last minute to *arrange* with some fuckin
no good PROSTITUTE BITCH WHORE (off a backpage or whereva)
at the expense of (idunno) howeva many hundredz of $$ per the hour,
and end up feelin more worse in tha end, when tha night doezn't really
go az great az planned, bein that (ontoppa clear, obviouz depression issuez)
I got SEXUAL DIFFICULTY PROBLEMZ (or so I think, could be wrong).
So let'z see if MIRACLEZ can happen in theze next 60 dayz (leadin up to ma bday).
Paragraphs I through VIII written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs IX and X written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
DIZTURBIA.COM | 03.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "RECKLEZZ SPENDINGZ" | 03/25/15
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... be broadcasting live from (you know tha fuck where)... #BCC/#BRAMALEA mall!
A bit delayed with thiz week'z edition of my TW mixtape... (originally intended to be written on/for the 25th of March)... andso here we go!
Today I thought I explain what'z been up tha last (idunno) 48 hourz my life.. needlezz to say.. I did quite tha bit a "personal spending" :P
And yeah, what else can I tell ya, I've once again hit tha *FINANCIAL BRICK WALL*... in other wordz... reached ma CREDIT LIMIT (of $7500) :O
Lol yeah, the same credit limit I wuz suppozed to have lowered to (at least) "$5000" by mid-summer... hmmm... lookz like that ain't happenin
And why?! cuzzz I juz keep spending and Spending and SPending and SPEnding and SPENding and SPENDing and SPENDIng and SPENDINg and SPENDING!
So I thought I devote thiz week'z mixtape to brag, Brag, BRag, BRAg, BRAG (lol), and yeah, try -make sense- of all my most recent spendingz
Tho I inflicted quite tha bit of "financial damage" the last 48 hourz.. (poor credit card, I know).. the spendin actually took off weekz ago
All startin off with my #NIKE Megatron/Transformers snapback ($60), and then the matching hoodie ($85), back in Feb
I also bought a #NEWERA Megatron winter beanie ($40) that ended up not working out cuz wuz too small for ma big head
Altho still pending atm.. theze are the #NIKE Megatron/Transformers shoez I plan on gettin.. $240+ in future damagez
Az alwayz tha case with me and shoe shoppin... I can neva commit to buyin juz ONE shoe... I juz have to get anotha (1, 2, or 3), you know?!
So here'z the otha shoez I decided on... theze bein #SUPRA Spectre Snakeskin shoez ($150)... "In Transit" az we speak
A couple weekz back, I got me thiz official #NEWERA Detroit Tigers "Eminem Edition" fitted for $115, expensive much?!
But it iz believed thiz hat worth lil more than $115.. if you hit up #EBAY right now.. you'll see it sellin for $500!
But thiz dude (on #EBAY) wantz to charge even more, cuz if you're buyin outside tha USofA, an additional $73.40! LOL
So yeah, consida me "LUCKY?!", I got in me handz right here a $600 (valued) hat, at juz the cost of $115! ***STEAL***
Andso I decided to top off ma hat with thiz matchin #NIKE Detroit Tigers navy hoodie ($105), juz to ride tha momentum
Az well az gettin thiz #47BRAND Detriot Tigers knit sweater ($125) for "special occasionz", say, I had A DATE! LMFAO
Funny, I'm now into all thiz Detroit Tigers $WAG, yet I'm not a fan on tha team.. but I sport them mainly for my love for #EM.. (no homo)
DIZTURBIA.COM | 03.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "RECKLEZZ SPENDINGZ (PART 2)" | 03/25/15
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. (still) broadcastin live from #BCC/#BRAMALEA City Centre mall.. (I lack a life)
Here to bring you all a very special "PART 2" to thiz TW mixtape... seein az, well, um... I kinda wuzn't finished what I wuz talkin about b4
Yeah, I didn't get to finish sharin/braggin bout all ma crazy spendingz, and all tha cool $WAG I juz recently snatched (all ma *2015 $HIT*)
So if you recall about one month back, I juz transformed ma #IPHONE (5C) into a #RIFFRAFF #NEONICON (themed) #IPHONE
You know how much it cost (in materialz) for that... the iPhone case, the (custom-made) Riff-Raff vinyl sticker skin, etc... a total of $40
($40, not much) now I told myself I wuz gonna -commit- to thiz #RIFFRAFF 'theme' for a while... but what can I say... I'VE CHANGED MA MIND!
Wanna make it clear tho.. it had NONE to do with ^PUBLIC PERCEPTION^ (seein az #RIFFRAFF iz seen az a HUGE JOKE)... hardly anyone noticed it
I actually wanted to see people LAUGH AT IT, juz to know people were (you know) noticin my iPhone (and Me too), but all seemed unnoticed :/
What I didn't like mainly about the #RIFFRAFF theme wuz that it felt *TOO HAPPY*, meant for HAPPY PEOPLE, (you know) HAPPY RIFF-RAFFERZ :)
Whereaz I am a MIZERABLE PERSON, and I need to have a phone that reflectz MA MIZERABLENEZZ, something a lil more (you know) DARK N' SERIOUZ!
Andso I'm now theming ma #IPHONE after.. (THA DARK N' SINISTER) #MEGATRON.. here's a logo I juz recently bought ($6)
Goez juz perfect wit ma #MEGATRON hat, ma #MEGATRON hoodie, ma (soon to get) #MEGATRON shoez, oh and ya, ma #MEGATRON-themed web profile :D
So let'z see what elze now... also got theze 2 kickazz #HOLLYWOODUNDEAD shirtz ($35, $25)... HUGE fan of tha band
I even made a cool custom theme/design of #HOLLYWOODUNDEAD (with #NWA on tha reverse side) for ma #IPODCLASSIC ($20)
And while I wuz ridin high on all thiz *CUSTOMIZIN*, hell, I even made #EMINEM #SHADYXV theme for ma #IPODTOUCH ($20)
And speakin of #SHADYXV... did ya know... I bought tha LP, tha SHIRT, even tha freakin MASK lolz... ($100, $50, $65)
Juz curiouz tho.. do you think THA MASK look good on me or no?! LOLz... (waste of $65, I know, meh) #EMINEM #SHADYXV
Finally.. last thing I wanna show off iz ma (soon to arrive) #LACOSTE wallet.. $80 (steep price for a wallet, I know)
So there you have it... I juz felt like takin special time to enlighten y'allz with ma crazy RECKLEZZ SPENDINGZ... $7500 in tha hole, btw
$$$ MONEY $$$ I'd ratha be blowin on MA GIRL FRIEND, ratha than on ma self, but I obviouzly (you know tha story) CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND
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