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Monday, April 20, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
DIZTURBIA.COM | 04.15.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "RIP (REST IN PEACE) IPOD TOUCH" | 04/15/15
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... be broadcasting thiz live from #BramptonTransit... headin ma way out to work
Here now to talk mainly bout LAST NIGHT... what tha fuck happened LAST NIGHT... here'z tha fuck happened LAST NIGHT!
That there bein, tha'z right, the unfortunate untimely DEATH of ma #APPLE #IPODTOUCH (32GB, 4THGEN) MP3 player/device
Havin DIED in tha middle of *open-heart surgery*... in otha wordz... when I wuz tryin to replace ma cracked screen, and indeed, ÜBER FAILED!
So yeah, I kinda thought I would be able to DO-IT-MASELF, insteada havin to pay some JACK-OFF around (idunno) $60-$80-$100 to do it for me
So I'd went and bought a replacement screen/kit (many monthz back), for $22, and attemptedly tried to follow a YouTube vid on how to fix it
So I had all THA RIGHT TOOLZ and whatnot... but unfortunately (LOL)... I very much lacked (you know) THA BRAINZ to pull tha operation :$
Kinda had tha feeling, thiz might not been a good idea, when tha dude (in the YouTube clip) wuz sayin to use a damn mothafuckin BLOWDRYER...
...to help melt tha industrial glue, when unhinging tha (damaged, front) screen from tha back cover, that'z when tha thought kinda hit me...
I SHOULD PROLLY LET A PROFESSIONAL DO THIZ, tho it'z prolly gonna cost me some money, but I chose to take matterz into ma recklezz handz :X
But yeah, long story short, I'd had thiz iPod screen banged up since Dec, and yeah, I figured I finally get around to -replacing- tha screen
Din't realize, lol, I wuz gonna fuck thiz shit up hardcore.. and yeah.. lookz like I'z gonna be spendin sum seriouz money for newww iPod now
One thing for sure... it'z gonna have to be anotha #APPLE #IPODTOUCH... handz down tha best fuckin music player device I eva had in ma life
So yeah.. tha plan last night wuz for me to replace tha screen.. then apply on ma custom-made #EMINEM #SHADYXV decal
Similar to tha way I'd juz designed ma (half-n-half) #HOLLYWOODUNDEAD/#NWA decal theme for ma #APPLE #IPODCLASSIC
Lookz like I'm gonna be heavily leanin on ma old CLASSIC az ma main music player for tha meantime -til I eventually find that replacement
Now considerin tha fact I'm quite stupide when it comez to ma money handlingz... I'll prolly end up gettin a fine replacement in no time....
Be it at tha fact I'll prolly be spendin somewhere round (idunno) $200-$500 on thiz (very much needed) replacement for an MP3 player device
But anywayz, tha fact I've devoted theze last 15-20-some straight tweetz talkin bout ma iPod, kinda showz ya what major loss thiz iz to me
So with that bein that, I would like to now give a special REST IN PEACE/GOODBYE to ma #IPODTOUCH, and tha 3 wonderful yearz it gave me
Friday, April 10, 2015
Sunday, April 05, 2015
DIZTURBIA.COM | 04.05.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "MY WALLET" | 04/05/15
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... broadcasting thiz TW mixtape live from (shittyazz) #BramptonTransit... yupperz
On ma way to ma job.. 10:30 in tha mornin here.. soon about to start ma shift, long day ahead of me, you know wanna know when it endz -> 1AM
Yep... be workin 11AM to 1AM (restaurant job), mind you I do get a 3 hour break, amen to that (I guezz)... thiz what I gotta do for tha $$$
And speakin a $$$ (dolla dolla billz).. it bringz me to tha main subject for tha day.. thiz bein ma brand new WALLET!
Yeah, thiz being ma sexyazz brand-new, all-black #LACOSTE "Cross" bi-fold wallet, $90 (not sold in stores) #EBAY
Now before I go on... juz wanna pay ma respectz to ma now retired #DEADMAU5 wallet... that'z fuckin right, DEADMAU5!
May not been tha bestezt wallet in termz of featurez.. but hey... it blended real nice with ma #PRESTO (transit) card
So yeah... if you went read/saw ma prev TW mixtape... you woulda seen that I did quite tha bit of spendingz in tha last couple few weekz :$
Tho I haven't quite calculated it all yet... needlezz to say... we be lookin at about a possible (idunno) $1200+ in credit card damagez :X
Also included in tha spending ordeal were theze #TRANSFORMERS sticker setz... what for (?)... you'll see, shortly :)
Now ma new wallet will also be incorporating in ma recently-renewed health card and ma brand-new "Ontario photo card"
Long story short.. I've had longstanding history of photo card "ID" picz neva turnin out az good az hoped.. cringeworthy to best describe em
Sooo... with that bein that, I decided to add a small lil *FIX*, lol... and now I'm pleazed to look at ma ID'z now :)
Seemz a bit crazy, I know, but yes indeedy.. I went outta ma way to buy *STICKERZ* to cova up ma ugly photo ID pic... I'm juz that fucked :D
Gonna be interesting when I'm asked for ID.. guezz i'll have to remove em off for whoeva.. but no worriez (put a replacement sticka on afta)
But yeah... I juz wanted to take time to give y'allz a nice, sweet tour of ma new wallet... all put together now :)
Also included in ma wallet iz thiz $50 #REDLOBSTER gift card, I got az a Christmas gift 2+ yearz ago, still unused!
Cuz you see, *THA PLAN* wuz to (eventually) CA$H-IN tha card on a date with a special lady, but I (obviouzly) can't get no date! LMFAOOO
Yet still, in ma fucked-up mind, I still *BELIEVE* I'm capable of *ONE DAY* -gettin a date- and thuz using tha card tha way I envisioned
Anywayz.. thatz juz ma thoughtz az far az thiz new wallet goez.. what a huge step-up it iz compared to ma prev wallet
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