Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... broadcasting here live on #BramptonTransit (tha bus)... makin ma way to work
Juz wanted to take thiz time to introduce y'allz to tha latest makeova (takeova) designing of ma #IPHONE 5C #MEGATRON
Tha'z right... tha very same phone, once formerly tha #RIFFRAFF #NEONICON #IPHONE... (spare your laughterz, bitchez)
... haz now *TRANSFORMED* into something much much betta, yeah, I'm talkin mothafuckin #TRANSFORMERS #MEGATRON #EVIL
Check out tha wicked detailing on thiz thing, yeah, designed thiz sexy bitch myself! #TRANSFORMERS #MEGATRON #EVIL
Nothing against #RIFFRAFF, I still love him #NOHOMO, but no longer do I feel ashamed to pull out ma #IPHONE now (lol)
Comparing thiz with sum ma last couple designz... #ASKINGALEXANDRIA #WWECHAMPION #ASAPROCKY... byfar killz them all!
Az great az ma #IPHONE lookz now (wit tha makeova), suckz tho, that tha silver titanium case makez ma hand sore (pon doin ma longazz tweetz)
On a bit of a sad side note.. tho I been reppin tha #TRANSFORMERS #DECEPTICON logo real hard az of late.. considering my recent purchasez...
Let'z see here.. #TRANSFORMERS SHOEZ, #TRANSFORMERS HOODIEZ, #TRANSFORMERS HATZ, #TRANSFORMERS TEEZ... need I go on?!
Have to admit... I'm not a real big, you know, fan/consumer/watcher of tha actual #TRANSFORMERS product (TV show, movie line, comic seriez)
So yeah... kind of a bit, um, POSEURish of me to be representin #TRANSFORMERS when I don't actually... (yeah) FOLLOW THE ACTUAL PRODUCT :/
Az far az I recall... I wuz a big fan of #TRANSFORMERS way way back in tha day #90s... and especially of tha #TRANSFORMERS action figurez
And when I heard there wuz goin to be a #TRANSFORMERS movie seriez, back in '06, I wuz very much anxious to go see it (like, in tha theatre)
But yeah.. here it iz, 8 yearz since that (first) #TRANSFORMERS movie came out.. and still, I have yet to actually watch it, reason being...
I made a promise... not to watch that #TRANSFORMERS movie (and all that came after) #DarkOfTheMoon, #AgeOfExtinction #RevengeOfTheFallen...
... until I FINALLY HAVE A GIRL FRIEND... so (you know) I can watch it with HER... (bit of a slight IDIOTIC PROMISE to make for yourself) :P
There'z actually a quite long list of moviez I have *yet to see*... and why I've held off from watching them... az I already had stated...
... becuz of tha whole *(NOT HAVING A) GIRL FRIEND THING*... fucked az it soundz... that'z kinda ma excuse to why -I don't watch moviez- :/
And yeah.. need I have to #REMIND.. tha fact that (me) FINDIN A GIRL FRIEND IZ MA #1 STRUGGLE/CHALLENGE/DIFFICULTY chastising ma life!!!
And indeed.. not a matter of IF, but WHEN (yeah) I decide to PUT AN END TO MA LIFE, it'll be mainly for *THAT ONE REASON*.. nuff fuckin said
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