Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh.. comin at ya live from home... enjoyin maself a nice #DAYOFF away from tha job
Az well az.. enjoyin maself nice bowl of #CAPTAINCRUNCH #PEANUTBUTTER.. specially imported from tha statez #THANKSMOM
Gonna be headin ma way out to tha mall real soon.. #BCC/#BRAMALEA City Centre mall.. #NOBIGSHOCK (where elze tha fuck to go in #BRAMPTON?!)
Say hello to ma new shoez btw... ma brand new red #NIKE #LEBRON #INDEPENDENCEDAY #11s... $300 for theze mothafuckaz!
On rec, "tha 2nd-most expensive" shoez, I eva purchazed in ma life (2nd to ma #ASAPROCKY #JEREMYSCOTT #ADIDAS, $465)
But anywayz, not here to talk bout shoez, today ma focuz iz on one thing and one thing only ---> 05.30.15 <--- that there being MA BIRTHDAY!
Tha'z right, 05.30.15, ma birthday.. happenin 23 dayz from now, az we speak, and indeed.. both lookin forward -and- NOT lookin forward to it
Needlezz to say.. I'm one of thoze peoplez who kinda wishez they neva had a birthday.. you know what I'm sayin? #SERIOUZMENTALPROBLEMZ (lol)
Cuz you see... birthdayz can be seen az a *JOY* to some ppls, but to some other ppls, they can be *TORTURE*... I'm one of thoze "other ppls"
Kay, "torture" may not be tha best word, lol.. but yeah... safe to say, it'z been a long, long time since I infact had a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" :/
Tha last I can eva recall havin a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY", I'm thinkin back to tha early 2000'z, cuz I know tha last 10 straight* have sucked ballz
So yeah, in tha monthz goin into thiz bday, I had high hopez and expectationz.. in that I wuz gonna (you know).. FIND A GIRL FRIEND (LMAO)..
And that *SHE* wuz gonna help give ma tha one birthday to make-up for all lost birthdayz.. but yeah.. I (obviouzly) CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND!
So I had #RESERVATIONS (FOR 2) set for 7PM at tha #LACASTILE steak-and-seafood restaurant in #MISSISSAUGA.. yeah.. assuming I had A DATE...
But it lookz like I'm gonna have to #ABORT thoze planz... unlezz I, idunno, ask ma MOM to be ma guest... LMFAO! #WOULDRATHERFUCKINKILLMYSELF
Oh and yeah, call meh crazy if you will.. but I even went tha step of booking maself -OFF- work for A FULL WEEK.. in tha dayz before ma bday
Automatically assuming (stupid boy).. I wuz gonna find A GIRL FRIEND -by now-... and have it like a "birthday celebration week" or some shit
So I'm eitha gonna have to tell ma (work) managa, my planz had unfortunately fell thru, and ask that they can put me back on tha schedule...
Or (idunno) treat maself to a nice depressing, weeklong (May 25th to 31st) stay at home, coping with what huge *FAILURE* that I am, awe
So anywayz.. tha'z pretty much tha story for thiz evening... expect furtha *UPDATEZ*, I suppoze, in tha dayz leadin up to 05.30.15 (MA BDAY)
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