Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... coming at you live from, uh, home... (not in much of 'mall mood' today) lol :P
Dunno bout you.. but goin to tha mall (#BCC/#Bramalea City Centre) NEARLY EVERY DAY (like I do) juz to do nothin.. especially by yourself...
It'z pretty depressing... not to mention, tha amount of damage it'z doing to ma health, moreso mentally* than physically... but anywayz...
So if you read ma prev. twitter diatribe/ranting (from last night)... I decided to put an OFFER out... an offer in which (see next tweet)...
I will pay YOU (female, over 15, GTA area) $300 (CASH/MONEY), juz to chill wit me on MA BDAY (05.30.15), minimum of 4 HOURZ iz all I ask for
That'z $300, and most importantly (I must stress!), there'z NO SEXUAL FAVOURZ/NO TRICKZ whatsoever (I juz wanna have fun on my birthday!)
Also... if it soundz like a GOOD DEAL to you, and you're down, bring a friend or two along... if it makez you feel safe (I don't mind)
Juz az long az your friendz aren't asking me for $$$ too... if they need $$$ too... maybe we can work out a deal to split tha $300 sidewayz
Tha $300 also doez not include food and drinks.. I am willing to cover all of that myself.. However, I will not be covering your travel fair
I plan on meeting up at tha #MISSISSAUGA #LAKESHORE area... now, if you have some place better in mind, no probz... I'm open to suggestionz
So with all that being said... I thought I take some time here now to talk briefly about myself... and where exactly I'm comin from here
So, for startz, ma name iz Dave.. livin up in Brampton (still with, mom n' dad, unfortunately).. and come from a #GUYANESE family/background
I work a full-time job at one of Brampton'z top dine-in restaurant chainz (bringing in on-average about a thousand-something $$$/month)
I don't drive a car (unfortunately).. nor do I even have my (G1) license.. there'z a reason for that, but yeah, ratha not discuss that on TW
I'm basicly a "public transit guy" (bus+taxi)... howeva, if you're one of thoze believerz, in "having your own meanz of transportation"...
Perhapz, you might be able to help sway me in "the right direction", and who knowz.. (thankz to you).. I could be driving ONE YEAR FROM NOW!
So let'z see... I like to 'blog and twitter' a lot in ma free time... and I have my own blog site (you can see at http://DIZTURBIA.COM)
Oh and yeah... I don't do drugz (besidez over-tha-counter'z)... and az far az drinking goez, I do once in a while, but I prefer to avoid it!
My one unfortunate downfall in life, iz tha fact, I don't have any friendz... and yeah, I'm practically alone 90% ma (free) time... so yeah
So anywayz.. juz wanna wish maself tha best of luck, in hoping -SOMEBODY- takez me up on ma offer.. and that I have maself A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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