Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live (once again!) from #BCC/#BRAMALEA City Centre mall.. stil here
Chyeahhh... I'm pretty much wanna themz peoplez who *LOUNGEZ* all day at tha mall... not something to be *PROUD OF* (fully realize that) :/
Tha'z kinda one of tha jokez.. (amongst tha *MANY* running jokez, by people at ma workplace).. "I'm tha guy who spendz all day at tha mall!"
Did you know? btw... that '2015' markz the (uhhh) "10th year" (anniversary?), lol, in which... I've been comin to/lounging at thiz very mall
And you wanna know how many G'z I'd *HOOKED UP* wit.. in all my 10 (TEN!) GLORIOUZ YEARZ comin to thiz place (???).. ABSOLUTELY ZERO (((0)))
(comin from a dude, who'z spent countlezz numba'z of $$$ on -clothingz and accessoriez- in attemptz to look good, and appeal to girlz/women)
But anywayz... that* aintz tha reason I'm here hollering up on ma twitter... I pretty much have -an announcement- of sortz I'd like to make
In that (well)... I am planning on spending tha comin weekend (ma bday weekend, 05.30.15 + 05.31.15)... in tha #LAKESHORE #MISSISSAUGA area
Not exactly sure what I'm gonna be doin at #MISSISSAUGA #LAKESHORE.. especially if I'm bussing ma way out there 2 dayz straight.. but yeah..
If you've neva been to (#MISSISSAUGA #LAKESHORE)... what can I really tell ya... it'z a real nice, scenic area, by/on tha lake #LAKEONTARIO
So that'z kinda tha 'first announcement' there... now I gotta a 'second announcement' for y'allz... kinda had to think real hard on thiz one
But yeah... (hear me out on thiz)... seein az tha whole feeling of being ***ALONE ON YOUR BDAY*** kinda SUCKz MONSTER'z BALLz and whatnot...
Thiz iz a ***LEGIT OFFER*** here.. but I am seriouzly willing to give $300 (THREE HUNDRED DOLLA'z, CASH!) to somebody.. juz to chill with me
I repeat.. I @DJDIZTURBIA am looking to PAY SOMEBODY (female plz) $300 (#CASH) juz to spend tha day (ma bday) with me.. (NO SEXUAL FAVORZ!)
Now I haven't ruled out guyz... assuming, you're a guy, and you're NOT GAY or BI!... and we meetup, under tha pretensez, that for MY $300...
I wouldn't be juz paying you juz to "chill"... you'd have to show me a thing or two when it comez to *approachin tha ladiez*... ya know?!
Now assuming whoeva'z paying attention to MA OFFER, iz (somewhat) familiar with ma twitter, and ma blog site (http://DIZTURBIA.COM )...
I dont blame ya, if you might think I'm a 'dangerouz' and/or 'untrustworthy' person, to wanna meetup with alone (bring a friend if you must)
And if you want a full search of ma backpack, to make sure I don't got no *BAD STUFF* (weaponz, drugz, etc), then by all meanz >>> GO AHEAD!
But yeah.. az PATHETIC az it might come across (in me puttin up thiz whole MONEY OFFER).. I juz don't wanna be alone on ma bday, that'z all!
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