I.
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at ya *LIVE* in full-stereo on MA BDAY (05.30.15) ***PART 1***,
and if you not sure what that meanz, well, I indeed have 2 (TWO) BIRTHDAYZ!
Cuzzz you see, there'z "May Tha 30th" -and then- "May Tha 31st",
you know, basicly juz a fallback (bday), if indeed *PART 1* suckz holy dick,
and what can I say, despite only being awake now, like an 'hour and half' in,
it'z already sucking dick, especially if you were to seen tha way I juz left home,
and tha way I treated ma (poor) mum, who wanted to give me a "hug (lmfao),
but I turned her down (awez), and tha fact I basicly left her mid-conversation,
you sorta see tha mindset I'm operating under today (not so very good).
II.
So what juz happened there, with ma mom, iz more sad than it seemz,
being tha fact, ma mom haz like seriouz health probz, escalating since
2011 (rheumatoid arthritis, being one), with all tha medz she has to take,
not to mention all tha visitz to tha doctor'z, and sumtimez, hospitalz,
she may very well be on her last dayz, especially considering that, well,
she -tha eldest- of all her (otha 7) siblingz), tha chancez of her, well,
umm, ***passing*** iz all tha more greater (yet I'm too stubborn to see it),
so for me to go say, "oh I'll devote more time to her on ma next b-day...",
well, who knowz, she might not *be around* in time for ma next bday!
Yet here I wuz, treating her like an insignificant little nothing, momentz ago.
III.
So anywayz, here I am now on tha bus (Mississauga Transit, indeed),
making ma way out to Mississauga Lakeshore, despite tha bad forecast
(thunderstormz and shit), so idunno, perhapz gonna be lotta Starbucks time(?),
but yeah, a lot betta than spending it mostly alone in ma bedroom (right?).
I'm not sure what to expect today, ma best friend iz practically ma iPhone,
and in case I'm stumped for ideaz, "he'll" prolly shoot me some suggestionz!
One suggestion "he'z" been suggesting me iz to go call up AN ESCORT,
but here'z tha best part, lol, not for tha purposez of *A GOOD TIME*,
but mainly juz to (ummm) let out all ma "grievancez" to, but, if course,
I can't tell her 'that' on tha phone, I'd have to maybe lie, and say (idunno)
"It'z MA BDAY, and I wanna get LUCKY!" (wink), but when we meetup,
yeah, whole different story >>> EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CITY!
IV.
So I'm finally here at tha Starbucks (Mississauga Lakeshore location),
and yeah, what can I say, folkz (A WHOLE LOT ON MA MIND HERE).
It'z a nice spot here, cept for tha fact, it'z a 90% WHITE crowd,
and tha fact I'm a brown dude, and I'm also a loner (only makez it worse),
and that many a them look at me evil-eyed, like I'm a (potential) terrorist(?),
even RIGHT NOW, there'z thiz whiteboy preppy goofball, right behind me,
juz sittin "watching people", a few timez even checkin me out, az I type.
Now hiz CUNT/GIRL FRIEND came back, assuming from tha washroom,
to sit with him (hope she givez ya good HEAD later on, mothafuckin DICK).
But I don't mind, I mean, tha whole day iz juz ONE BIG NEGATIVE (ya know),
so it only addz to tha awesome atmosphere (of ma UTTER DIRT SHIT BDAY).
V.
So yeah, today markz tha first time I been down to (Mississauga) Lakeshore
az itz raining, az well az ma first time comin on a weekend (different feel),
and sadly, a HUGE DECLINE in sexy bitchez walkin bout (thankz to tha rain),
and you wanna know how I'm dressed fo today, lol, t-shirt and jhortz
(short for=jean shortz), az well az, wearing ma best pair of Nikez ($300),
juz 3 DAYZ removed from tha flu (bad decisionz from tha very getgo today).
Now if today continuez to be a dull day, no big worriez, seeing az (lol)
TOMORROW can also be ma bday (ya know, 05.30.15/05.31.15, same shit).
Did you know btw, if I HAD A GIRL FRIEND, and we were given shit weatha
(on my bday), it prolly wouldn't be much of a damper to our day, seeing az,
well, we'd still be makin tha best of our day, BEHIND CLOSED DOORZ!
VI.
So, assuming nothin *(POSITIVELY) EVENTFUL* comez outta thiz weekend,
what can I tell ya, now am I gonna have to 'suck it in', like all otha past
SHITTYAZZ BIRTHDAYZ given to me, and yeah, move on (like no big deal).
Well, it'z not going to work like that, I'm unda tha slight impression here,
that, uh, thiz might be ma very well LAST BDAY (ON PLANET EARTH),
cuzzz yeah, I'm juz *FEDUP* here, and dunno how much more I can take.
Let'z face tha factz, I shoulda ENDED MA LIFE a longazz time ago, and yeah,
today juz furtha cementz that fact... I DON'T BELONG ON THIZ EARTH!!!
But yeah, for me to be sayin thiz shit out in tha open, doez'nt fuckin mean
I HAVE ***PLANZ ON DOIN ANYTHING*** RIGHT THIZ MOMENT!!!
VII.
Hahaha, so yeah, I spoke on thiz very subject not long ago (see blog EP.37,
a PART 2 of that blog, comin soon), talkin about, yeah... BIBLE DESECRATION!
That'z when, well, you take tha bible and you... DESTROY THA MOTHAFUCKA!
Howeva which way you see fit (burn it up, tear it up, uh, chew n' spit it out, ?),
but yeah, if only ya knew how mad, or CHEEZED (az tha kool kidz say, lol)
I am right now, I wish I could take THA BIBLE, or even betta... THA QURAN,
and juz rip tha bitch up PAGE BY PAGE! Maybe oughta do it to BOTH! :)
First tho, I need to get hold of a bible and a quran, where to find? (EBAY?!)
Though it'z juz a thought (a thought that'z been in ma head, weekz now),
if indeed I do go through on it, I'll happily provide an *update* for y'allz.
VIII.
So I kinda had tha "vision" of (yeah) rippin up tha bible and/or tha quran,
but not all-at-once tho, idunno, maybe page by page (in a timely manner),
and yeah, I could even take picz of all themz ripped out pagez and shit,
and you should know tha rest of tha drill, post them online, and indeed...
SEE WHAT HAPPENZ! (possible DEATH THREATZ, hmmm, ya never know).
Az far az Christianz go, if they catch me amidst thiz whole bible rippin shit,
they prolly be like... "we (Christianz) forgive you, Dave, Jesus feelz your pain
(az well az your lifelong inability/struggle of finding you're very first girl friend)",
but not so much tha same with our fellow Muslimz, they'll wanna come find me,
and yeah, *OFF WITH THYE HEAD FOR DESTROYING OUR HOLY BOOK*
IX.
So az I'm writing thiz, I'm still at tha (Lakeshore) Starbucks (3+ hourz, lolz),
but I'm about to finally step out, and catch some fresh-air, maybe get a soda.
But anywayz (90 minz later!), after walkin tha streetz for a good full hour,
and noticing tha utter lack of soulz (az I'd mentioned, it wuz a rainy day),
not only did I realize wuz thiz, like, eva one of tha worst dayz to come here
(only bitchez I seen are tha onez walkin around with their dickhead manz),
but more n' most importantly, I realized, today iz indeed NOT MA BDAY!
And yeah, by default, tomorrow (05.31.15) ma bday (Part 2, remember?).
In otha wordz, today stunk so bad, I juz couldn't accept thiz az ma bday,
and makin it worse, iz knowing ahead that tha weather wuz gonna suck, lol,
but still I went (obviously, shoulda thought of betta place to go than here).
X.
So I decided to hop tha bus (headed to Brampton), and yeah, along tha way,
I decided to stop into #SQUAREONE terminal (to be noted, haven't stepped
foot into #SQUAREONE mall since December 27th, 2012, eva since I
made tha decision to *BOYCOTT* goin there... it'z a long fuckin story),
but yeah, I decided to walk up to one of tha main entrancez (juz for fun),
but reminded maself, I am NOT to enter thiz place, neva again in ma life
... until I had found a girl friend (that'z kinda tha agreement I set for maself).
But yeah, I then hopped back into anotha bus, mavin it'z way to Brampton,
and yeah, there marked tha end of one utterly huge letdown of one'z
"so-called birthday" (such BS I obviouzly refuze to accept az a birthday).
Paragraphs I written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraphs II, III and X written on Mississauga Transit bus (Mississauga)
Paragraphs IV through IX written at Starbucks Lakeshore (Mississauga)
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