Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh.. comin-at-chya live at tha #LCBO (#BRAMALEA).. tha'z right
Here for one reason, and ONE REASON ONLY, startz with an "A... endz wit an "E"... anybod wanna take a wild guezz to what thiz could be (???)
Perhapz, lol, you might juz call it.. "The Single Most *EVIL* Spirit" that lurkz inside tha LC.. considering, well, it'z got tha highest % !
Tha'z indeed correct.. tha highest % (percent) alcohol by volume.. you drink about 5 full bottlez of theze, and yeah, consider yaself TOAST!
Tha'z of course, if you're a 'MAN' in termz of tha liquor drinkin.. but if you'z a 'PU$$Y' when comez to drinkin.. (MASELF az tha example)..
(Yaaa, I admit to tha world.. that im indeed very much a PU$$Y when it comez to tha drinkin... can hardly even withstand 8%, let alone, 35%)
Buh yeah... I'm sure if "I"'were to (somehow tha fuck!) *consume* (idunno) 2 full bottlez of -thiz shit-... I'd be beyond mothafuckin toast!
So what iz thiz I'm goin on and on about... I'll tell you what it iz... it'z mutha mutha fuckin #ABSINTHE, peoplez!
And you see what % (percent) iz on *that bottle*... yezzz indeed, 62% (SIXTY TWO PERCENTO'z) alc. volume per bottle... that'z #LUCID for ya!
Now need I mention... thiz LC here also carriez another brand a thiz shit az well... thiz here being #HILLS #ABSINTHE
And that one iz even stronger than tha first bottle I showed ya... thiz one being 70% (SEVENTY PERCENT) alc. by volume... powerful shit here
So yeah, #ABSINTHE ain'tz something you're suppozed to drink straight, (from what I've seen/read) it'z supposed to be somewhat (uh) diluted!
Now I've NEVA ONCE tazted thiz shit in ma life.. but havin seen ranDUMB peoplez (lol) on YouTube drink it az a "challenge".. what can say...
It'z kinda -one a dem tingz- you not suppozed to do in life (drinkin #ABSINTHE).. but hey.. here I am, yeah, very very much considerin it :)
So might wonder... why in ma FUCK'D UP MIND would I eva consider doin thiz to maself (?!)... like I stated, thiz iz 62-70% alcohol here :$
Oh and yezzz... I have indeed heard of tha term *ALCOHOL POISONING* before... and yezzz indeed, it'z a place I would sure hate to be :'<
Buh yeah... tha'z tha thing about #DEPRESSION... you start thinkin bout all sortza crazyazz shit, and tha next thing ya know, #SHITHAPPENS!
Should be noted now.. #IMPORTANTNOTE: I did NOT actually buy any bottle(z) of #ABSINTHE (in ma visit to tha LC today)... well, not AZ OF YET
I mainly juz went (to tha 'LC' #LCBO today) juz to get a nice (you know)... *UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL LOOK* (at tha #ABSINTHE)... it'z all :)
Be it tha fact *MA BDAY* iz comin at tha end a tha month (05.30.15).. and thinkin bout *IT* getz meh real #DEPRESSED.. (to be continued)...
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