Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh.. live at #BCC/#BRAMALEA City Centre mall.. here to talk bout last nite (05.03.15)
So what exactly happened last night.. well, um, last night wuz tha wedding night of ma lovely n wonderful (first) cousin Mandy.. down in NYC
Ma (first) cousin Mandy.. izn't she tha most beautiful thing in tha world... (picture distorted -for obvious reasons)
A wedding ceremony.. (2 parter, -church wedding- on Sat, -reception party- on Sun).. in which I (shamefully) choze to SKIP out on ~AWWW~ :'<
Tha 2nd wedding in a row now... in which I choze to skip out... having skipped out on ma (first) cousin Ryan'z wedding (back 2 yearz ago) :/
Az well az.. tha 1st of 2 weddingz thiz year (anotha cousin'z wedding, comin in July) in which I plan NOT to intend.. shame on me, I know :(
I believe tha'z prolly gonna be a wedding my parent'z are gonna try MAKE ME go, being that it'z happening in tha city next door, Mississauga
And if indeedy they do try to MAKE ME GO, ummmz, you best believe... gonna be doin WHATEVA IT TAKEZ to get away... pretty fucked, I know :P
So yeah... I kinda got something *AGAINZT* weddingz... especially weddingz pertaining to peepz who in tha same (idunno) GENERATION az me :$
And indeed, yeah, dare I fuckin say.. lookz like I may neva attend anotha single wedding eva again for tha rest of ma life... sour grapez :#
All that can change, obviouzly, if I were to GET A GIRL FRIEND ***PLOT SPOILER: GOD haz no intentionz on eva letting THAT happen***
But assuming that THE IMPOSSIBLE iz eva to happen.. *ME GETTIN A GIRL FRIEND* (which iz neva gonna happen btw).. tha WEDDING BOYCOTT endz :)
Story of ma life.. (if you di'nt know)... tha guy waitin/tryin HIZ WHOLE DAMN LIFE to get A GIRL FRIEND, but givez up, and ENDZ HIZ LIFE!!!
Hahaha, so yeah, I had tha opp. to get away from ma oh-so-exhausting restaurant job, and yeah, of all placez, go to NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY...
But instead, opted to stay back, and work (to tha point of near exhaustion btw, 35 hourz in a span of 4 dayz, more than tha body can handle)
It'z to be noted, l have yet to inform Tha Rentz of -ma decision-.. ya know.. the one in which I neva plan to attend family weddingz no more
Nor have I even clued it in to any of Tha Relativez (auntz, unclez, cousinz) of -ma decision- to... ya know... *no show* all family weddingz
(they'z unda tha impression that ma restaurant job wuz tha cause for all ma NO SHOWINGZ, when tha reality iz, I REALLY DI'NT WANNA BE THERE)
Eventually tho.. (I fully realize) THA TRUTH (a.K.a -MA TRU COLORZ-) iz gonna come out.. and I could (idunno) be $hunned (fo good) by ma fam
And if indeed -that- wuz to happen.. shouldn't be that big a dealio to me.. seein az, well, I am tha one plannin an *EARLY EXIT* from life!
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