Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... tweetin it up *LIVE* here at #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre... (tha usual spottt)
Righ here, treatin maself to a nice, late lunch... fuckin right... ala #TACOBELL (DOUBLE) #FRIESSUPREME with beef!
So yeah... thiz iz basicly juz a *PART DEAUX* (two, 2) of tha mixtape/rant I wuz goin off on before... (see tha previouz 20-some tweetz)
Yeah.. tha same rant in which I wuz talkin bout #ABSINTHE.. indeed, a very HIGH % VOLUME liquor (banned in North America for 75+ yearz btw)
Need I have to remind ya again what I mean by, um, HIGH % VOLUME... #LUCID (left) 62%, #HILLS (right) 70%... anywayz
Thiz shit iz essentially *POISON* at tha lovely n' wonderful cost of $42 and $65.. and no... tha shit ain't intended to be drink'd straight
Now I still haven't yet (uh) went and bought maself one... not "yet" of course... but whenever tha time comez around in me doin juz that...
Be prepared to taste/experience ***LIQUIDIZED HELL*** for tha first time! (don't wanna do thiz, but I juz might have to) #THANKSDEPRESSION
So yeah... got me a #BIRTHDAY comin up at the end of tha month (05.30.15)... and it'z lookin (thuz far) to be juz anotha #DEPRESSINGBIRTHDAY
I made an attempt last week on #POF/#PLENTYOFFISH in tryin to get a #DATE set in place for ma BDAY night.. but yeah.. EVERYCUNT REJECTED ME!
Oh and need I remind... I still have #RESERVATIONS (for 2, for 6PM) at tha #LACASTILE steak-and-seafood restaurant... but still -> NO DATE!
In addition to tha fact I booked 7 (SEVEN) dayz off work... (in the dayz surroundin ma bday)... essentially a vacation with nowhere-to-go :/
I'm juz gonna end up prolly wastin thoze (7) dayz at home, doin absolute jack all, or (you know) JACKIN OFF (be it wit ma #PORNADDICTION) :P
And need I forget to mention.. ma #1 hobby in life, you know, MALL SQUATTING.. lookin at girlz, but unable to do shit, aside from LOOKIN O_o
Amazing.. considerin how DEPRESSING last year'z bday (2014) wuz.. I kept ma head up in thinkin, 365 dayz from then, I'll be much betta place
Buh, it lookz like I'm headed for an even MORE DEPRESSING bday than last year'z, assuming if I'm spendin it *ALONE* yet again #NOFRIENDS
All in all tho... dezpite how #DEPRESSEDASFUCK I am with thiz bday comin up... I'm not depressed to tha point of wantin to (ya know) #PULLIT
Assuming still... I'm gonna have yet anotha sad bday (in 14 dayz)... and no lezz tha same, in anotha 365 dayz, what can I tell you folkz...
I might az well make aside a special -SAVINGZ- (account)... with tha proceedz goin towardz (idunno)... gettin maself a nice lil #REVOLVER :)
Tho gunz may not be legal in ma country (#CANADA).. I'm sure if I went lookin in #THAHOOD.. there be a sweet chance of (possibly) gettin one
Buh puttin aside all ma #CRAZYTALK.. 14 dayz and tickin to MA BDAY (05.30.15).. here'z still hopin for #MIRACLES (in tha form of a #DATE)
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