DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 44 / CODE:RED | "FINANCIALLY FUKKED" | 06/30/15

I. 

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at ya live from (make one guezz) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall,
tha time and day (Monday, June 22nd, 2015... 3:21PM) I be writin thiz,
currently writing thiz btw, on ma 3-hour intermission/break, from work,
cuzzz you see, I'm doing what's called a "double-shift", when you're

scheduled to take on 2 work shiftz in one day (a "11 to 2" and then a "6 to 1"),
for reasonz becuz, well, tha Canadian Economy kinda fuckin suckz ballz atm,
and yeah, ma restaurant I work at (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed),
like many restaurantz are greatly understaffed, and becuzzz of that,
you got some of uzzz workin VERRRY LONGGG dayz to say tha least
(did I mention all tha timez I had to work wit tha flu, yeah, THA FUCKIN FLU!)


II. 

So in thiz blog episode, tha focus iz on 2 subjectz, tha first (which I shall
discuzz in tha second half of thiz broadcast) focusing on tha same old,
you know, *(CAN'T GET A) GIRL FRIEND DIATRIBE*, that juz neva endz,
and tha otha being, well, I REALLY, REALLY FUCKED UP mistake I made,
about a month ago, involving maself and a certain (uh) "financial company",
I can't mention (by name) at thiz very time, but yeah, needlezz to fuckin say,
I got suckered in good (case you din't I'm one a thoze "hard to say no" typez),
and yeah, not only have they got MY MONEY "invested" in their bullshit,
but apparently, they also got me on some $40/month "life insurance" plan,
juz in case I get SEVERELY INJURED (or perhapz even DIE), thiz company
iz gonna be of great benefit to me financially (if, in tha case of "hefty billz").


III. 

Oh, and it gets even betta, thiz company not only wantz to "help me"
(in tha financial long run, so they say), but they also want to "hire me" (lmfao),
and yeah, before I go further, I should talk bout how I got into thiz mess.
Now there'z thiz guy I work with (over at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed),
who'd been workin there for a while, and at timez, we've worked close,
can't say hiz name, so I'll juz refer to him simply az "S******", so tha thing iz
about "S*****", he had been workin at #RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed",
for some time, and he decided to move on to a different line of work,
finance, but still workz a day or two (a week), at tha restaurant I work at,
little did I know, he'z basicly juz there to recruit "new people (suckerzzz)"
into (what I now realize iz) a "pyramid scheme" company (in disguise).


IV. 

So it all started when I wuz tryin to make conversation with him (at work),
and cuz all he kept talkin about iz "financez", so I decided to ask him,
"so tell me something really interesting about finance I don't know",
and tha next thing you know, he'z got me setup for "meeting" at ma house,
with hiz associate, and yeah, despite having been plagued with THA FLU,
they were quite persistent in meeting with me and discussing finance with me,
startin out with ma debt crisis I'm currently in ($7000 in credit card debt),
and yeah, they had worked out a plan, to help me get outta debt faster,
but at tha agreement of me 'lending' them $360/MONTH (for 2 yearz),
and yeah, I AGREED TO IT, without even discussing it with ma parentz,
along with $40/MONTH on life insurance (money I won't eva get back).


V. 

So I signed up for it, despite not being 100% enthusiastic about it
(not even 49%), but whateva, they juz needed ma signature and consent
(ya know), but there wuz a whole new layer, in that they wanted me to start,
ummm, working with them, on a part-time basis "for extra side-income".
Next thing you know, I got them driving me to their office, in Markham,
and have me watch seminarz about how *AWESOME* their company iz,
and yeah, whole time I'm thinking "pyramid scheme", but anywayz,
so I'm asked "what you think bout our company, wanna work for us now?",
and I'm like "hmmm, soundz interesting (a lie), what will I be doing tho?!".
Interestingly enough, all I get are vague answerz, which din't too please me.
Also, I had to pay em $100, juz to be 'properly introduced' to their company.


VI. 

So I had ma doubtz all along, az to if thiz wuz a 'Pyramid Scheme' company,
and yeah, when I started hackin away, in termz of gettin *clear* answerz,
though I wuzn't told it directly, it wuz somewhat implied to me, in order to
"progress" (lol) within tha company, yeah, I need to "spread tha word"
about tha company, and have people join tha company, "through me" (yeah!),
in other words, in order for me to gain a cent, I needed to recruit suckerzzz,
much like tha same way I got suckereddd into paying ($40) every month
(for tha rest of ma life, I'm guessin), and tha way "insurance" workz, well,
you're kinda payin for NOTHIN really, almost like a "scam", more I think of it,
since you ain't getting any of that $$ (you're payin em every month!) back!
So where'z that $$ going to, well, it'z going to "somebody'z pocket" (hmm).


VII. 

So az I stated, I got lured into signing up with thiz company, who'z name
I can't really say atm, but yeah, startz with a "P" (let'z refer to them az P********),
so I got lured in by a coworker, ya know, tha S****** guy I mentioned earlier,
but let me know talk about tha real dude I'm kinda (uh) ANGRY with most.
So it'z a guy named, well, can't say hiz name either (lolz) but it startz with
a "B" (so I'm a juz refer to him az B****, what can I say about B****, people.
Thiz guy iz tha most PHONY DUDE I had eva met (face-to-face) in ma life,
and I feel quite disgusted to had let him into ma home (to discuzz 'financez'),
not realizing, he not only wuz tryin to capitalize on me (in buyin "life insurance"),
but to try to pry me away from ma job (tha one that actually PAYZ ME) and
"join with him" (hiz quote), to basicly, solicit people (with NO SECURE PAY).


VIII. 

Sooo, have you eva heard of a company/corp named "CitiFinancial", ???
Why I asked the question, relatez to an incident, (idunno) 7-8 yearz ago,
when I wuz walkin about #BCC/#Bramlea mall, back when I wuz unemployed,
and some random asian dude came up to me, askin if I wuz lookin for work,
and tho I forget what tha name of tha company (he wuz pimping out for),
I remember him asking me if I heard of "CitiFinancial", and that hiz comp
wuz related to them (az sum sorta big selling point, I guezz) to intrigue me.
But yeah, I asked him, "ok, so what exactly iz tha job, how do I get paid?!",
and yeah, couldn't get a straight answer, he wanted me to "come find out",
and gave me "hiz businezz card", and left, thinkin I'd actually give a fuck, lol,
and yeah, THREW THAT SHIT IN THA GARBAGE within minutez, after :P


IX. 

So tha memory of "that" alwayz stuck with me, cuzzz really, had NO FUCK
(at tha time) what he wuz gettin at, thinking it wuz juz sum scam company,
and yeah, what he (random asian dude) wuz kinda afraid to tell me wuz,
well, in order to "GET PAID!", you gotta go around soliciting BULLSHIT,
and whoeva iz DUMB ENOUGH to sign up 4 it, tha more DUMBASSEZ ya get,
tha more $$ you get, othawize, you juz gonna be left (idunno) "wondering".
But here I am now, 7-8 yearz later, with an actual (idunno, okay paying) job,
and apparently, I wuz able to get suckered into one of theze companiez,
through sum dude at ma workplace, I felt bad for, and did mainly az a favor.
My sensez eventually hit me, when I realized, I don't need "life insurance!",
nor some dude offering me a 2nd job, to basicly, go out and solicit BULLSHIT!


X. 

So wow, lol, here I am now on paragraph 10 (tha final paragraph btw),
what can I tell you, I wuzn't actually planning on writing so much on thiz
one particular subject, but yeah, look at that (took up tha whole blog!) lol.
Needlezz to say, I'm kinda ***FINANCIQLLY FUCKED*** at tha moment,
be that, I'm currently "$7'629" (tha'z right!) in CREDIT CARD DEBT, lolz,
ma limit being $7000 btw, so yeah, I'm $629 ova tha limit (amazing, eh),
and I juz saw today, I'd gotten a (uh) $30 "penalty/charge" (by tha BMO)
for being ova tha limit, so indeed, all iz lookin very horrible at tha moment!
And of course, in otha newz, ma ongoing (and foreva torturous) search in

trying to ***FIND A GIRL FRIEND*** thiz summer, not goin too well eitha!
Bottom line, if all continuez to go down like thiz, I oughta juz KILL MASELF!


Paragraphs I through V written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs VI through X written at Home (Brampton)

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 43 / CODE:RED | "DOWNWARD SPIRAL SUMMER" | 06/30/15

I. 

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at ya live at #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall (June 19th, 2015),
decided to give maself a nice lil headstart on thiz blog here, episode 43
(scheduled to air: June 30th, 2015), needlezz to say, alotta shit on ma mind,
considering tha fact, we're approachin 30 dayz (yeah, I'm countin alright),
since 05.30.15 (thiz past, May 30th, 2015), yeah, that wuzzz ma birthday,
and indeed, a wretched birthday wuz it eva, and to say I'm still mad/sad/hurt
ova how it all went down, chyeah, that would be an *understatement*,
what else can I tell ya, I'M VERY MUCH FUMING over it, still to thiz day,
and it kinda sorta (idunno) lookz like THA ANGER iz only continuing to rise!


II. 

So what exactly doez that mean (see previouz line), ha, need I have to explain,
I'm not juz one PI$ED OFF DUDE, at thiz moment of time, it'z beyond *THAT*,
let me tell ya, it'z to tha point that, well... I tell tha actionz do tha talkin!
Now in tha previouz blog (episode 42) I talked quite a bit about DEATH METAL
(and if you're dumb, and still don't know what that iz, it'z really, really, and I mean,

REALLY ANGRY, LOUD, AGGRESSIVE SOUNDIN ROCK MUSIC),

what else can I say bout it, it'z flowin HEAVY thru ma veinz (and earz) atm,
az I be writing thiz, I'm listening to a (world famouz) band called DEICIDE!
Maybe y'allz (readin thiz) should give DEICIDE a listen to, for a good full minute,
but yeah, normally thiz ain't ma "kool-aid", but it'z what best sumz ma mood atm.


III. 

So tha fact (az also spoken about in tha previouz blog) I went and (lol)
bought ma first eva CANNIBAL CORPSE T-SHIRT, also tells ya something.
And to make long story short, for MANY YEARZ, I'd alwayz contemplated
gettin a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt (for tha whole shock value and whatnot),
be like "it lookz cool, but idunno if I'd feel cool and all, to go out with it)",
especially, tha fact it'z got women incorporated into itz imagery, in a
rather misogynistic and hatefulistic manner (not tha t-shirt to show mom!),
and yeah, ma sensez would finally hit me, and I would 'move on' from it.
Now I'm in a mental state, where there'z a part of me inside, that'z kinda
(sad havin to say it) LOST RESPECT for tha female gender az a whole (awe).


IV. 

So yeah, a big factor in why I bought that Cannibal Corpse t-shirt, yeah,
wuz tha fact it (tha image it depicted) wuz a (slight) attack on tha female gender.
But if you thought *that* wuz bad, lol, hear me out now on tha "otha shirt"
I wanted to get (but unfortunately, not for sale anywhere, not even online).
It'z a t-shirt that said "SHUT UP ... BITCH", with a woman'z face (drawing)
with a *GAG BALL* in her mouth in tha middle (EXXXTREMELY SEXIST!).
Long time ago, I actually saw tha shirt in a shop, at a (New Jersey) boardwalk,
but since I wuz with family, and wuz quite young, obviouzly I couldn't get it.
But now I want it bad, but all I could find iz thiz small pic (see pic), off Google.
Had I had tha shirt, FUCK YEAH, I woulda worn thiz shirt religiouzzzly!


V. 

Sooo, speakin of "religiouzzzly", bringz me now to tha subject of RELIGION!
and tha fact that (yezzz) I juz recieved both ma HOLY BIBLE + HOLY QURAN
(via tha mail) a few dayz ago, and yeah, I had shipped quite fast actually,
tha quran arriving within 48 HOURZ! (from Montreal) from time of tha order,
and tha bible arriving in 72 HOURZ (from Chicago) from time of tha order,
though I wuz't in any real rush to get them (ain't like I'm 'studying' em, lolz).
That kinda pissed me off, being that when I buy countlezz thingz off Ebay
(clothingz, shoez, recordz, etc), I have to wait many dayz (sometimez weekz),
no matter where from, and often findin maself staring at the (display) picz,
(til I finally get it), yet I wuz able to get have theze in hand (almost) right away,
perhapz az sum sorta bullshit 'sign', to say, "I might need (one) theze bookz!"


VI. 

So yeah, today (June 19th, 2015) az I write thiz, wuz juz anotha one of thoze
(you know) "BRAMALEA DAYZ", and inbetween theze very same paragraphz,
I did ma share of WALKIN (nevaending, repetitive circlez) around tha mall
(alone btw, makin it all tha more FUN, not), but yeah, what can I say about it,
dunno if it'z juz me, perhapz IT IZ JUZ ME, getz me SOOO DEPREZZED!
Well, it'z a rainbow of emotionz, tha majority of which are tha bad onez,
like sadnezz, tha fact I'm walkin by maself, when most otherz are with pplz,
and envy, when I see a pretty bitch (or group of bitchez) I find attractive
(I wish I could approach, but don't have tha power to, cuz I'm weak az fuck),
and anger, when I see sum cunt *holdin handz* with her dickhead boy friend,
ma reaction/response, ma middle fuckin finger, aimed straight at their facez!


VII. 

So what do you think about *THAT*, soundz pretty darned FUCKED, eh?
Like, when you see a cunt walkin *hand-in-hand* with her dickhead boyfriend,
you're not suppose to *DO THAT* to them (stickin your middle finga at em),
no no no, you're suppoze to be in absolute AWE over them, and smile,
and juz be HAPPY for them, for tha LOVE they had found for each otha <3
But no, I chooze *othawize*, and I have every right in doin ^JUST THAT^,
despite tha fact, well, I'm (obviouzly) putting maself at ***SOCIAL RISK***
(say, sum cunt or her dickhead boyfriend take major offense to "ma gesture"),
and yeah, I may end up doin $HIT to tha wrong person(z) on tha wrong day,
and tha next thing ya know, lol, well... I'll prolly be put in a bad (uh) spot :P


VIII. 

So here I am now (tha next day...) writing thiz piece out at ma new fave
hotspot (in all of Brampton) #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#BRAMALEA) location,
havin maself yet anotha one of ma classic, late late breakfastz (5:15PM),
gunna be finishing up ma blog here, a blog, in which I went allova tha place,
but yeah, tha basic message of thiz blog iz me juz lettin y'all know (yeah)
I'm (uh) PI$EDDD AZZZ MOTHAFUCKKK, and yeah, I'm kinda wonderin,
how much more thizzz shittt can I take (...BEFORE I FUCKIN EXPLODEEE!!!)
Oh and no, it ain'tz like I "chooze" to be MADDD, I (truly) wanna be happy,
like how all ma birthdayz go awry, and you alwayz think "maybe next year...
(thingz will be better)", but when next year comez along, and needlezz to say,
LIFE CONTINUEZ TO SUCK A BIG ONE! you get *BEYOND* frustrated!


IX. 

So I decided to name thiz blog/episode "DOWNWARD SPIRAL SUMMER",
a term/string of wordz (downward+spiral+summer) that haz constantly echoed
in ma head throughout tha summer, be it tha fact, it'z juz not going well,
and yeah, and az tha summer progressez, and continuez to be tha shitz,
yeah, I guezz I'm juz gonna spiral furtha down, in tha (mental) PITZ OF HELL!
Be awesome if like, you know, BAMMM! It juz hitz me UNEXPECTEDLY,
and I'm suddenly *** I N L O V E *** and I'm goin out on datez n' shit,
and be like, "a month or two back, I felt like I wuz in HELL, and here I am now,
and I feel like I'm in HEAVEN" (mainly in thankz of whateva BITCH I'd juz met)
Well, that'z kinda tha BIG DREAM in ma head, dunno if it'll eva be A REALITY!


X. 

So here we are now, at last, at tha end of thiz (wretchedly sad) blog writing,
finally wanna talk about, well, what in fact I wuz 'originally' gonna (yeah)
speak about (for tha majority of) in thiz blog, but I kinda decided, well,
probably *not a good idea* to go into -FULL, FULL DETAIL- about thiz,
but yeah, maaa twitter, lol (or perhapz I should say twitterZZZ <- plural),
it'z quite something, if indeed, you've seen the (uhhh) "system" I got setup,
pretty fuckin crazy, and even more crazy, if you see what I'm 'doin with it'.
To all thoze (BITCHEZ) who'z livez have been (temporarily) affected by
ma (tryin to find tha right word, not spamming, but), uh, PROMOTING
of ma site, I'M SORRY BABEZ, if I happen to be dizzzturbing ya'z ;$
I'm juz a dude tryin to find A GIRL FRIEND, and you really fuckin think
THAT'Z eva gunna happen, if I stay "quiet" about it, I don't think so </3


Paragraphs I through V written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs VI, VII and X written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraphs VIII and IX written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "BIBLE/QURAN+++DESECRATION II" | 06/25/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live at (yup) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall.. shitload on ma mind

Gonna need whole lotta CAFFEINE to get me thru thiz one.. so yeah.. got me here a large #STARBUCKS Caramel Machiado!

So.. I thought I talk about somethin, I'd juz gotten not too long ago, in tha mail (lookz lil something like thizzz!)

Yezzz that'z right folkz... here we got a (physical) copy of both THA HOLY BIBLE (left)... and THA HOLY QURAN (right)

And no... I certainly did not buy theze for 'decoration' (to put on ma bookshelf)... I bought em cuzzz, well, I got *vengeance* on ma mind

Vengeance to whom (?).. ***THA ALMIGHTY ONE IN THA SKY***.. ya know, tha very one who decidez our fatez + destiniez on thiz wretched planet

Like for example... tha one dude who'z been ***WAITING ALL HIZ LIFE TO FALL IN LOVE***... and STILL CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND TO THIZZZ DAY!!!

And bythaway... (previouz tweet) that wuz "ME" I wuz juz talkin about there... having indeed struggled ALL MA LIFE to find a girl friend

And tha reason for "that", ain't cuzza "ME", oh no it ain't.. Im perfectly fine!... (ignore tha fact Im wearin a #CANNIBALCORPSE shirt) lol

Which I plan to speak about in great length in *PART 2* of ma twitter rant today (ma fuckin awesome azz #CANNIBALCORPSE tshirt I got today)

But yeah.. tha reason I'm foreva *PLAGUED* with thizzz *RELATIONSHIP STATUS*.. iz becuz tha almighty one(z) have chozen THIZZZ FATEEE for me

Meanwhile, there dickz out there who can get a (new) girl friend *AT A SNAP OF THA FINGERZ*, yet I fuckin try *SOOO HARDDD* and juz can't!!!

Either, there haz been BLACK MAGIC (curse) put on me (that muz somehow be removed), or ma fate iz indeed that THAT I MAY NEVA FALL IN LOVE!

Whateva tha case may be... ***I'M ANGRY AZ FUCK ABOUT IT!!!***... and I've come to tha point of LASHING OUT AGAINST THA AL-FUCKING-MIGHTY!!!

Now 'originally' I wuz goin to start rippin away at thiz BIBLE+++QURAN, from the moment they arrived, but I strangely decided to 'hold off'

But yeah, that'z tha whole intent on why I bought em, cuzz (yes!) I plan on doing a week-by-week DISMEMBERMENT (of both tha BIBLE+++QURAN)

That'z FUCKIN right, a week-by-week, page-by-page (lolz) DISMEMBERMENT/MASSACRING, of thizzz very same HOLY BIBLE!!!

Az well az a (feelz good sayin it...) week-by-week, page-by-page DISMEMBERING/MASSACRING of thiz very same HOLY QURAN

Howeva, I've decided to give it A WEEK, yeah (from now to July 1st, 2015)... before officially goin thru on thiz... and tha reason for it...

Itz cuz I am givin GOD/ALLAH (tha'z right) ONE WEEK to provide with me (at least) ONE POSITIVE/LASTING INTERACTION with a female, that'z all

But if I can't get thiz... no problemo... and I will go through with tha BIBLE+++QURAN DESECRATION PLAN az originally planned way back when

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "CANNIBAL CORPSE (T-SHIRT)" | 06/25/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live (still) at #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall.. mixtape/rant #2!

I juz wanna talk a brief bit about (yes) ma BRAND NEW (well, used) #CANNIBALCORPSE T-SHIRT I got in tha mail today!

#CANNIBALCORPSE!... (if you don't know who or what tha heck that iz)... tha single greatest and most famouz DEATH METAL (band) of all-time!

#DEATHMETAL.. what'z that?! (assuming you listen to CRAP like, idunno: chutney, calypso, reggae, dancehall).. it'z REAL HEAVY rock music!!!

#CANNIBALCORPSE.. (from left to right).. Alex (bass), Rob (guitar, 1), George (vocalz), Pat (guitar, 2), Paul (drumz)

#CANNIBALCORPSE... (brief band history)... formed in Buffalo, NY, USA in 1988, 13 recordz to date, and ova 2 million albumz sold worldwide

"2 million albumz worldwide" might not sound like a lot, but considering *thiz* type of music, it'z actually considered an incredible feat!

So yeah.. they aint actual cannibalz (ppl who eat ppl, lol), nor do they kill ppl, or worship SATAN.. juz 5 guyz who make REALLY HEAVY music

But yeah... they're known to have some of tha most CRAZZZIEST CD coverz ever... thankz to a (comic book) illustrator by name of Vince Locke

And yeah, itz theze very same CD coverz, that have spawned their *WORLD FAMOUZ* horror t-shirtz, I'll show ya a few..

Tha one I got iz of their 2004 CD "The Wretched Spawn", which showz (LOL), do I really have to put it into WORDZ?! :P

No probz.. well, it showz a (human) female giving birth to (3) MONSTERZ, lolz.. and with BLOOD splattered everywhere!

And yezzz... I wore thiz very same shirt to #BCC/#BRAMALEA mall today... and do you really think I gave a fuck what people think?! (nopez!)

Long story short... I felt I really needed a *KICK* in tha wardrobe department... andso I looked to *THIZ SHIRT* az tha answer (crazy, eh?!)

And tho it doez depict a gal in tha worst way humanly possible, in all honesty, I do NOT get sexually turned on by tha graphic on thiz shirt

But mind you, I'm at a period in ma life, I'm EXXXTREMELY MADDD at tha female gender.. so yeah.. I do feel sum *satisfaction* in wearing it!

Having worn it out once now... gotta say... I feel a sense of (what'z tha best word) *DOMINANCE* when wearing thiz shirt (infronta peoplez)

Especially when BITCHEZ are lookin at it.. first, they see tha wordz "CANNIBAL + CORPSE".. and they look below, A WOMAN DRENCHED IN BLOOD!!!

And you got thoze 3 otha (monster) dudez lookin on n' laughin (at tha bitch in peril).. yeah.. thiz shirt haz SEXIST elementz mixed in there

There'z a good possibility.. I cud be gettin *MORE* of theze very same t-shirtz in tha future.. unlezz of course >>> I GET A GIRL FRIEND!

But Im OBVIOUZLY neva guna get ONE A THOZE.. so.. that leavez tha door WIDE OPEN for more tasteless/sexist/grotesque t-shirtz to come ma way

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.25.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "BITCHEZ (BRAND NEW LOW)" | 06/25/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live from #HOME.. tha'z right, home sweet hole (yeah, i said HOLE!)

Here to bring to you now tha *PART 3* finale of ma twitter rant (for thiz week)... needlezz to say... I wuzn't done gettin $HIT off ma mind!

So tonight I come to you to talk specifically bout one thing.. BITCHEZ!.. most specifically ^LIL SEXY INDIAN BITCHEZ^

And not to sound like a SEXIST PIG here... (sowwie I do thiz)... but juz look at THA A$$ on tha one on tha far right!

But anywayz... HA (I strezzz ma point here) LOL... but juz had to provide one last *alternative* (-back-)side view

Needlezz to say... thiz iz gunna be one of themz momentz I'm kinda *pushin tha boundariez*... az far az ma whole (uh) "blogging" thing goez

Believe it or not.. it wuzn't that G (wit tha A$$) I wuz most ENAMORED by of tha bunch.. tha one I happened to like tha mostest of em all...

I'm a bit of a softy.. but yeah... (tha one I liked #1 most) tha really cute n' short one (in black) in tha middle

Sooo... if you're wondering where I'm gettingz at with thiz... and yezzz, it wuz "I" who happened to snapped *THOZE* very same pix (WTF, eh)

Take a min, well ya, to look ova tha prev tweet.. if tha message izn't LOUD AND CLEAR for ya.. but yeah, seemz I've picked up on a bad habit

What elze can I say... lookz like I've reached a new point of *LOW* in life... where I'm indeed -secretly- snapping pix of BITCHEZ in public

Now if you weren't aware, I'm kinda sorta in (uh) *DEZZZPERATE PURSUIT* in findin A GIRL FRIEND, and indeed am more HARD PRESSED than eva

And yeah, I'm pretty much out there, you can basically find me at tha mall (YEAH!) 5 timez a week, cuz yeah >>> that'z where BITCHEZ be at!

Unfortunately... I've been blessed with tha wonderful *INABILITY* to know how to interact/approach any themz bitchez... all I know to do...

What do I know to do (hmm?).. 1) look at them; 2) walk/sit by them; 3) ????? (lol).. I guezz that'z ALL I know to do (wit bitchez in public)

Alwayz thinkin (in ma head)... had I had at least *ONE (GUY) FRIEND* in tha world... mighta be able to (ya know) DO MORE with theze bitchez

But I understand.. tha reason I ain'tz got a single friend in tha world.. and I'm chasin bitchez at tha mall endlessly (TO NO SUCCESS!)...

... it'z all in tha MAKE-UP of ma future and inevitable MENTAL COLLAPSE/BREAKDOWN... (in otha wordz)... SELF-DESTRUCTION BY (FUCKIN) DESIGN!

Ma sincerezt apologiez goez out to THOZE BITCHEZ I -secretly- snapped pix of at that #SHOPPERSWORLD mall bus stop (a few weekz back) :P

But juz imagine.. had GOD let me have juz 1 (ANY 1) of thoze girlz AZ MA GIRL FRIEND.. all ma woundz would be healed!

Sadly (az I already said many timez).. az hard az I try to GET IT.. GOD will neva GRANT ME tha wish of (one day) HAVIN A GIRL FRIEND :'(

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 42 / CODE:WHI | "DEATH METAL" | 06/20/15

I. (OPENING THOUGHTZ)

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at *LIVE* (Friday, June 12th, 2015) from bed! of all placez (home),
thought I get a nice lil headstart on thiz blog posting (set to air: 06/20/15),
but yeah, though I'm gonna'z be writing tha large bulk of thiz blog here
tomorrow at tha #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#Bramalea location), at around,
idunno, dependz when I get outta bed, but plannin be there 4-5PMish time,
unfortunately, got a few DEMONZZZ who seem to make life difficult for me,
when leavin tha house, one of (them demonz) which being, PORN ADDICTION,
so depending when/if I run into *that demon* tomorrow (90% chance I will),
I'll indeed see what time I make outta tha house (and out to #Bramalea mall).


II. DAVID'Z TEA

So yeah, az I'm here layin in bed, with ma cup of hot #DAVIDSTEA (flavour:
Green Passionfruit - a mix of green tea, pineapple and passionfruit), yeah,
ummm, not quite sure what I'm gonna be talkin about in thiz blog/episode,
but yeah, if you haven't been following tha ongoing story (see prev. blogz),
what can I say, I'm goin through real, real MIZZZERABLE TIMEZZZ here,
havin had one GAWWWD AWWWFUL BDAY, just a week back (05.30.15),
not to mention all of life'z otha stressez (tha bulk of which bein ma job,
az well az ma parentz, I kinda come from a "broken home", if ya din't know),
and tha fact that, YEAH, I juz went and bought both a BIBLE and a QURAN,
not to 'study' them, no no no, but for tha purposez of MASSACRING THEM!!!


III. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA

So here I am now (tha next day...), comin at ya at #STARBUCKS (#Bramalea),
on a VERY, VERY SUNNY DAY, so fuckin sunny, it'z literally blastin in
ma face, so hard, it'z not only hard to see ma phone (at near max brightnezz),
it'z even affecting ma thought procezz, az I be tryin write ma shit out here
(forget tha fact I got ma music on, that shit don't affect ma thought train),
and yeah, to add to tha day'z stress, took me ova double tha time to get here
(via bus) thankz in part to tha shittyazz "Brampton (Main Street) Parade",
and yeah, not only wuz I nuisanced by constant baby strollerz along tha way,
but neva have I seen so many uglyazz, dirt filth people walkin tha streetz,
theze are tha real Bramptonians alright, juz tha fact Brampton haz got to
put out (theze ridiculouz, low-rent) annual paradez, it'z a real fuckin joke.


IV. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA II

So before I continue, need I talk bout thizzz real quick, but ma blog site
(DIZTURBIA.COM), az hard az I contribute to it (ma heart and soul here),
tha main of which bein -ma writingz-, I'm not juz writin like it'z some hobby,
there'z a purpose behind it, hence tha fact, an addition to all tha time/energy
put into writing them, there'z also tha effort I put into promoting/linking it,
and yeah, tha 'intended audience' iz that of "people in tha Toronto area"
(tha simple fact, I lack friendz, and thus I happen to be in tha Toronto area).
Sadly however, ma web traffic statz show me, how very few people from
"ma neck of tha woodz" hit up ma site (tha people *I NEED* most help from),
and yeah, tha vast majority of ma hitz come from international web surferz,
particularly IRELAND and FRANCE, who at tha end of tha day, mean squat!


V. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA III

So yeah, nice to see that people are tuning in to tha program, but sadly,
it ain't reachin tha target audience (people from ma area, mainly, BITCHEZ),
just turdsackz in overseas countries, az far az I see it, cluttering ma statz,
I'd like to simply juz tell em RIGHT HERE to "get tha fuck off ma turf!",
but that ain't really gonna do shit, I juz have to put up with it, whatever.
Now I can understand if peoplez from, idunno, THA MIDDLE EAST (lolz)
might be hittin up ma site, considering ma recent thoughtz relating to
THA HOLY QURAN, and yeah, tha fact I got one a themz arrivin in tha mail,
and what I'm gonna do to it (prepared to be HATED by tha Middle East, soon!),
but don't get me wrong, I'm no QURAN hater, I hate tha BIBLE juz az much.


VI. DEATH METAL

So now that I get that shit outta tha way (still here at Starbucks, btw),
amazing, in tha -hour and a half- I been here, only 2 paragraphz written, but
when you're writing while listening to DEATH METAL music (Cradle Of Filth),
lol, you can only go so far, oh and speaking of DEATH METAL music,
if you're not familiar with "death metal" and "black metal" music/bands
(amongst tha namez: Cradle Of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, Dark Funeral),
indeed, it'z some real intense stuff, that'z kinda been ma "in thing" of late,
amazing, considering 3 monthz ago, I wuz big into HIP-HOP/RAP music,
to tha point it took ova more than half ma iPod (it'z now juz an afterthought).
Now, az I face HARD timez, ma tunez haz also taken a bit of HARD direction.


VII. DEATH METAL II

So yeah, DEATH METAL, wouldn't eva call it a regular part of ma "audio diet",
but it appearz (and disappearz) everso rarely now and then (on ma iPod),
having first gotten into it a bit in tha year 1998, back during a time when
I used to infact read/buy "heavy metal magazinez" lol (don't anymore tho),
and yeah, tha 2 "death metal" bandz that really blew ma mind at tha time,
were CRADLE OF FILTH & CANNIBAL CORPSE (awesome namez btw),
and yeah, I took a real 'liking' to their albumz, that came out at that time
(COF's "Cruelty And Tha Beast" and CC's "Gallery Of Suicide", from 1998).
Well GUEZZ WHAT, true story, I juz went and bought (online) thoze same
2 albumz (I juz mentioned), ON VINYL, sure, it costed $100, and tha music,
well, it ain't that "digestible", but yeah, juz had to share tha newz of that!


VIII. DEATH METAL III

So (2 dayz later) it'z quite funny, if thingz couldn't get any more STRANGER,
having to juz shared ma most recent fascination with DEATH METAL (music),
not only did I (az just mentioned in the prev paragraph) did juz spend away
$100 on 2 DEATH METAL (VINYL) RECORDZ, currently on their way
right now, from GREECE, expected to arrive (by mail) in about 8-10 dayz,
but yeah, I also juz went (and get thiz) bought (through Ebay) ma first-eva
CANNIBAL CORPSE T-SHIRT! now (uh) assuming you'd neva seen a
"Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt" neva once in your life (LMFAO), what can I tell ya,
not all, but a good majority of them, contain tha most (what'z tha word)
"EVIL... DISGUSTING... REPULSIVE" imagery you'll eva see in your life,
mind you, they're cartoon drawingz, but needlezz to say... drawn in bad taste :)


IX. DEATH METAL IV

So if you wanna know which exact CANNIBAL CORPSE t-shirt I bought
(juz love that band name, btw, perhapz tha greatest band name of all-time),
it'z a shirt depicting a (pregnant, human) woman in midst of a LIVE BIRTH,
in fact, giving birth to tripletz, but they aren't *human* tripletz (oh no no no),
but yeah, (little, baby) MONSTER TRIPLETZ, tha first of which haz (yes!)
RIPPED ITSELF OUT of itz motherz womb/stomach, anotha which iz
CRAWLIN ITSELF OUT of tha motherz vagina, and tha last one, which iz
SQUEEZIN ITSELF OUT of tha motherz mouth (from up thru her throat),
all tha while, tha mother iz (I'm assuming) KILLED throughout tha process,
considering ALL THA BLOOD having been spewed from all her *holez*!
While 3 (adult) MONSTERZ are lookin on with absolute JOY on their facez.
Yes! I plan to wear thiz very same shirt (I juz described) in tha open public.


X. DEATH METAL V

So yeah, dependin on how thingz go, when I get ma Cannibal Corpse shirt
(should be arriving in about a week), and I wear it out, in tha open public,
if it makez me feel alright (assuming I'm not feelin too self-conscious in it),
yeah, I'm very much contemplating gettin more Cannibal Corpse t-shirtz,
anotha of which being tha "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (album cover) t-shirt,
if you haven't seen it, you oughta Google search it, it'z fuckin awesome!
It showz a scenery, with people walkin into an art gallery, but instead of seein
(ya know) ART hanging in tha wallz, you see people, either (lol) HANGING,
or HAVING SHOT THEMSELVEZ or STABBED THEMSELVEZ TO DEATH!
cuzzz you see, it'z THA GALLERY OF SUICIDE, and people go there to DIE!
So that'z one tha shirtz I wanna get, and tha "BUTCHERED AT BIRTH" shirt
(lol), quite possibly, THE most HEINOUS one of all their t-shirt designz.


XI. (CLOSING THOUGHTZ)

So thiz wrapz up blog/episode #42, interesting btw, going into thiz blog,
I had no intentionz on goin ON AND ON about DEATH METAL (MUSIC)
of all thingz (considering all ma otha issuezzz goin on, ya know, WITH GOD),
and btw, -guezz who- juz received hiz BIBLE and QURAN (via Canada Post),
tha past few dayz, yepperz, very much lookin forward to doing (well...),
DOING WHAT I (UNFORTUNATELY) GOTTA DO! (read ma previouz blogz).
It'z also sad btw, for me to go and DESTROY both a bible and a quran,
considerin I wuz brought up by a Hindu-raised family/Hindu-blessed home,
all MA RAGE should be towardz tha HINDU RELIGION AND ITZ GODZ
(yeah, I'm talkin bout you, Krishna <- YOU FAT, UGLY BLUE-SKIN BITCH!),
but guezzz what, there iz no "official book" (like that of a bible or a quran)
for tha Hindu religion, had there been one, (HELLYEAH!) I woulda MURDA'D it!


Paragraphs I, II, X, and XI written at Home (Brampton)
Paragraphs III through VI written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraphs VII through IX written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.15.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ (PART 1)" | 06/15/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live from HOME.. thiz being WENDZDAY, ma one stay-at-home/chill day

So I'm here now to bring to ya some rather (um) *DIZTURBING NEWZ* to say tha least.. considering (well)... ma most recent (online) purchase!

Let'z juz say... it'z something you should neva "publicly admit" to *BUYING*... eventho I've already *COME OUT* in (admitting to) it before

And if indeed you look hard enough into ma past blogz.. (ova on ma blog site: http://DIZTURBIA.COM ).. you'll find a LENGHTY BLOG bout *it*

Now if you're wonderin now what tha big CRIME iz I juz committed here.. if you weally, weally wanna know.. (got no shamez in admittin it)...

I went and... (for tha first time in, idunno, a couple monthz now)... juz ***PAID ($150!)*** for a pair of DIRRRTY, SMELLLY WOMEN'Z PANTIEZ!

Altho (technically) I didn't ***PAY UP ($150!)*** juz yet.. I basicly juz won "tha rightz" to do so... cuz you see, thiz wuz an "AUCTION"...

where LOSERZZZ juz like maself... (WHO CAN'T GET PU$$Y IN LIFE, AZ I SAID, LIKE MASELF)... throw their name in a "(online) bidding hat"...

and yeah.. tha *WINNER* (whoever throwz tha biggest dollar amount bid) by a certain time) getz "tha rightz" to PAY for tha item.. like #EBAY

Funny I say "WINNER"... considerin tha whole *IRONY*... in how I 'won' tha rightz to PAY ($150!) for A PIECE of sum woman'z DUTTY LAUNDRY...

When in actuality... I'M AN EVEN BIGGERRR LOSERRR IN THA END!... yet, I still have tha opportunity to walk out on it, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO :$

Interesting btw.. when I went to PAY (MA $150!) for it last night, thru ma paypal, for whateva tha reason.. THA TRANSACTION WOULDNT GO THRU!

So there'z a possibility... tha deal could get CANCELLED, but doez that stop me from tryin again to BUY SOME OTHA BITCH'Z PANTIEZZZ... nope!

So how do I explain now... WHY IT IZ I BUY LADIE'Z DIRRRTY SMELLLY UNDAWEARZZZ... do I really need to give a longazzz explanation bout it?!

Plain and simple.. IT'Z THA CLOSEST POSSIBLE FORM OF PU$$Y I CAN EVA GET IN LIFE... without havin to pay an arm and a leg for (eg. HOOKERZ!)

Tho there are HOOKER'Z out there, that don't cost an arm and a leg, that'z only cuzz they're (you know) UGLY AZ FUCK (or got diseasez, lol)

So before I close off ma rant here.. I thought I provide y'allz with some picturez.. showin ya exactly who I (um) bought tha pantiez from

So she goez by tha name LOLA DIOR (don't know her real name).. she'z white, mid-20'z, from Tha Statez.. and yeah, HOT

And thiz iz her modelling off them very same pink #VICTORIASECRET pantiez, I paid ($150!) for, soon to be ma property

And lastly... CLOSE-UP SHOTZ of tha pantiezzz (lolz)... expected to hit ma mailbox (an estimated) 10-14 dayz time

(Oh and le'z not forget, here'z a few snapz from tha *web ad* Lola had posted on #EBANNED, should explain everything)

So I thought I juz share MA (HORRIFIC) STORY with y'allz.. and believe me, when I say, thiz iz only juz PART 1 of it... plenty more to come!

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.15.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ (PART 2)" | 06/15/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here... comin at ya live (once again) from HOME... enjoying maself a nice #DAYOFF

Here now to bring to ya.. **PART 2** (that'z right) now of ma "DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ" twitter/rant.. alottt more I need to GET OFFF ma mind here

Notice, lolz, how I said "GET OFFF" juz now... seeing az there's 2 different meaningz to tha term "GET OFF"... tha otha being (NEVAMIND!) :P

Buh yeah, if you've been following ma story (http://DIZTURBIA.COM ), what can I say... I've fallen on some real HARD TIMEZ... #FUCKMYLIFE!

And when I thought I couldn't fall no lower.. amazing.. I juz went and spent ***$150*** on PU$$Y in tha form of a woman'z DIRTY WORN PANTIEZ

Still a bit STUNNED tha total came to $150.. but yeah, after conversion (USD to CAD), and shipping ($14), yep... came up to $150 (CANADIAN!)

But believe it or not... that aint'z tha most I'd ever spent on a pair of DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ (online)... $187*USD (the record, from 2012) :$

But if you think, tha fact I went and blewww $150 like that, wuz baddd... needlezz to say... shit'z (sooon) about to get a lil worse for me!

So I went n found thiz chica righ here (online).. don't know alot bout her.. aside from one amazin selfie she sent me

And what elze can I say.. we're currently *IN TALKZ* atm.. and yeah, in tha -not so distant- future, im gunna be buyin ***$ H I T*** off her

Not actual (literal) "shit" (feces, lmao), but you kinda know what I mean, like... (uhhh)... PANTIEZZZ, and BRA'ZZZ, and more PANTIEZZZ :P

Pretty saddd, but hey, not like'z there'z a CONTRACT/AGREEMENT sayin "I have to"... I can OPT OUT at any moment... so it'z all still goood

So yeah, tha basic plan iz.. I'm gonna be PAYIN thiz G* $40-$50 (each time!), to wear HER UNDIEZ, 2 or 3 dayz topz.. and then MAIL EM to me!

What exactly I ***DO WITH EM*** (once I get them).. well, ummm, if you want me to *EXPLAIN*.. I be more than HAPPY to (perhapz anotha time!)

Az I already said.. THIZ IZ THA CLOSEST FORM OF ***PU$$Y*** I'LL EVA GET IN MA SAD N' PATHETIC LIFE.. thru having to BUY WOMENZ WORN PANTIEZ

And why it iz I gotta say it so bluntly like that.. (see prev tweet).. iz cuzzz I want ppls (online) to read it and LAUGH THEIR ASSEZZ OFF!

And be like... "OMG! THIZ GUY IZ SUCH A LOSERRR! HE'Z ACTUALLY REALLY PAYIN SUM BITCH TO MAIL HIM HER DIRTY, SMELLY UNDAWEARZ!"... (ya know)

I (SERIOUZLY) want THIZ INFORMATION to get out to az many peoplez possible, particularly peoplez FROM MA NECK OF THA WOODZ (BRAMPTON!)...

To tha point.. I'm not juz LAUGHED AT ONLINE, but also, LAUGHED AT TO MA FACE.. if sum1 were to go to great lengthz to wanna TRACK ME DOWN

So anywayz... I pretty much said all I needed to say about thizzz... expect a *PART 3 + PART 4* to thiz rambling in tha very near future

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.13.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "BUSINEZZ CARDS (COMING SOON)" | 06/13/15

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... comin at ya live from #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall... brought to you by...

(ma drink) #PURELEAF (Iced) Green Tea with Honey... neva had it once eva before in ma life... til now (it'z arrright)

Juz chillin here alone, az alwayz tha case, having #NOFRIENDS... welcome to ma (sad-n-repetitive-n-depressing) life... #nevaendingstory

I thought I take it upon maself thiz evening to enlighten y'allz with a rather *DARK CHAPTER* of ma past (see pic)

And what you see righ there (see prev. tweet) are indeed special, custom-made *BUSINESS CARDS* (promoting ma site and agenda) from 2012-2013

Not only were they a huge waste of hard-earned/minimum-wage $$$... (close to $1000 invested into them)... but also a huge loss *spiritually*

And what I mean by that (spiritually), in tha fact I really put maself out there (with theze cardz), thinkin *SOMEBODY* out there might care

But all I got wuz a minimal increase in traffic to my website (signz that ma cardz were picked up and read) and rarely would I eva get textz

And of thoze rare few textz I got.. (after droppin ma cardz at variouz, random placez ie. "bus stopz").. tha convo'z wouldn't last very long

Rumour haz it now.. despite havin tried *THIZ EXPERIMENT* for nearly 2 yearz (and FAILING HORRIFICLY at it).. I'm considerin TRYIN IT AGAIN!

Obviouzly... in attemptz of taking a "new approach" with it... perhapz I oughta throw a lie (or two or three) in there to 'sweeten' ma luck

So here'z ma first "official" business card... (Circa *March 2012*)... tha time I had a diff web addy and cell numba

And here'z a different card.. (Circa *May 2013*).. when I went unda tha handle "A$AP DAVE" (how fucked iz that, ehhh)

And here'z ma second (and final EVA) card.. (Circa *November 2013*).. again, while unda tha stupid "A$AP DAVE" handle

Unfortunately.. I had bit of a MISHAP with that last card (involvin #BramptonTransit and an anonymous COWORKER).. no need to have to explain

Buh yeah... *wordz* would go around at ma workplace (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed)... and I juz wuzn't prepared to handle tha *SCRUTINY* :$

Tho it'z been a year and a half since *that* uncomfortable time period... yeah... I still get reminded about 'that card' by random coworkerz

If I do eva decide to make "a new card" lol... I guezz I won't be droppin em on tha bus no more... unless I went wit a fake name or sum shit

But have it be known... I'm not juz depressed at thiz very moment in time... I'm believe I'm now at tha level of (uh) ULTRA SUPA DEPREZZZED!

To tha point, I'm not only considerin makin "a new card".. but yeah.. it'z (looking to be) a card *highlighting* that ULTRA SUPA DEPRESSION!

Perhapz (LOL) I should prolly end tha subject now... think I made ma point nice and clear here... indeedy how it very much #SUCKSTOBEME

DIZTURBIA.COM | 06.11.15 TWITTER MIXTAPE | "BIBLE/QURAN+++DESECRATION" | 06/11/15

Hey itz your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... comin at ya live at #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#Bramalea)... here to hit ya wit tha newz!

Tha newz, tha'z right, what newz exactly... well, tha newz that I uhhh went and made 2 rather interesting* purchasez... juz mere minutez ago

Tha first of which being... THA HOLY (CHRISTIAN) BIBLE! ($97.90, CAD)... that'z fuckin right, THA MUTHAFUCKIN BIBLE!

And tha second of which being... THA HOLY QURAN ($89.89)... and not juz any quran, thiz THA GOLD+SILVER PLATED BITCH!

Oh and furtha proof that thiz shit'z forreal.. (screenshotz from ma #EBAY app) letting y'allz know.. THIZ SHIT IZ ON!

In case ya don't know tha story... (to why I'm buyin thiz shit, and plannin to do, *what I'm gonna do*)... no probz, I'll happily explain...

Where to begin... now I didn't go and purchase THA HOLY BIBLE and THA HOLY QURAN... for tha sake of wanting to *study* them (oh no no no) :P

Let'z juz say... it wuz a purchase made from absolute, pure VENGEANCE... cuzzz you see, I'mma very VENGEFUL person, who likez to VENGE out!

And yeah.. tho *THA DETAILZ* (bout what I'm *set to do*) can already be seen on ma website >http://DIZTURBIA.COM <... tha basic story iz...

Well... I'm ANGRY AZZZ FUCK with tha ***POWERZ THAT BE FROM HIGH ABOVE*** for tha life of PAIN, SUFFERING, AND FRUSTRATION... that yeah...

Im (soon) about to ***DESECRATE*** GOD'z HOLY BOOK (THA BIBLE).. and let'z not forget ALLAH and hiz HOLY BOOK (THA QURAN).. DEATH TO BOTH!!!

PAGE BY PAGE (tha'z fuckin right) WEEK BY WEEK.. Im gonna DISMEMBER (both) THA HOLY BIBLE and THA HOLY QURAN.. and to add to THA HOLY FUN...

I plan to enlighten y'allz with *PHOTOGRAPHIC UPDATEZ* each and every week... till (I guezzz) there NO MORE PAGEZ to pull out... awe shuckz!

Whateva happenz (to me) DURING-OR-AFTER tha course of tha next several monthz.. az result of ma (uh) *SACRI-MISCHIEVENESS*.. what can I say!

(If not ME) could SOMETHING POSSIBLY HAPPEN to someone DEAR TO ME.. like idunno... MA MOM and/or DAD (both in BAD HEALTH, atm, suckz to say)

When THIZ all beginz.. let'z see, seein az I only juz bought em (bible+quran) today.. probly give it a good 2 weeks to arrive (in tha mail)

But yeah, when I do get them (both).. I'll have to decide on a particular day (to you know, *do what I gotta do*).. I'm thinking ^Wednesday^

So basically, every Wednesday.. I PULL OUT 7 PAGEZ (one representin each day a tha week) from both tha BIBLE & QURAN.. (you following thiz?)

And yeah, make sure to, uh.. *PHOTOGRAPHICALLY DOCUMENT* thiz wonderful atrocity I juz committed.. and indeed, POST IT UP, for all to see

How tha fuck THIZ IDEA came to me... NO FUCKIN IDEA (to be honest)... but may I (PROUDLY) be tha first to (HAPPILY) conduct tha experiment!

Oh and yeah, need I have to point out, DONT GIVE A FUCK who'z "RELIGIOUS FEELINGZ" I'm hurtin while in tha process of DOIN THIZ (nuff said)

DIZTURBIA.COM | EPISODE 41 / CODE:WHI | "#SUMMER2015 (STARBUCKS BRAMALEA)" | 06/10/15

I. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA

Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,

writing thiz *LIVE* at tha #STARBUCKS (#Bramalea location), having maself
a nice n' wonderful $10 (belated, 5:15PM) BREAKFAST (that'z fuckin right!),
needlezz to say, a tad bit of a struggle getting out of bed, this *afternoon*,
that'z kinda tha strangehold -DEPRESSION- haz on some of us folkz
(wuz suppozed to been up n' outta bed much, much earlier, but whatevs),
bringing to you, blog/episode 41, indeed, tha ever so amazing follow-up
to ma string/trilogy (episodez 38+39+40) of UBER-DEPRESSING blogz,
perhapz, (had you went n' read through em) mighta went bit *TOO FAR*
in ma thoughtz, one may suggest retracting thoze postz, but FUCK IT!


II. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA II

So I thought I spend ma afternoon, at ma lonesome, here at thiz Starbucks,
about to expand on some more *DARK SUBJECT MATTER* (lol) I suppoze.
What else can I tell ya, here we all are, #SUMMER2015 iz officially upon us,
and I'm sure for many, thiz iz gonna be an amazing summer, but for me,
what can I say, it'z already startin off HORRENDOUZZZ (juz 10 dayz in!),
and yeah, ma forecast showz (sad to say) many, many *DARK DAYZ* ahead,
thiz (first week of June) only just being tha very start of it, how theze next,
uh, near 80-some dayz (remaining in tha summer) goez, should be interesting,
most particularly late-August, that being my official #SUMMER2015
(2-week) vacation/escape/refuge from work (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed).


III. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA III

So yeah, az I'm here at thiz Starbucks (#Bramalea location), writing ma blog,
and funny, az I'm writing thiz EXACT LINE, I wuz in tha midst of bitchin (lol)
bout how expensive tha 'stuff' iz here (I wuz gunna write 'shit'), but yeah,
how expensive tha '$TUFF' wuz here (basically, like $6-9 for a large beverage),
but then I got *specially handed* (they approached me, not tha otha way around)
a FREE SAMPLE of one their Frappuccino'z (whip cream and everything!),
so that got me by surprize, and yeah, a REALLY NICE GESTURE on their part.
But I wuz gonna say though, I am planning on kinda makin thiz very same spot,
tha Starbucks (Bramalea location) a bit of a 'regular spot' thiz #SUMMER2015
(thiz here only being juz ma 2nd ever sitdown/stay here), assuming of course,
nothing horribly *traumatic* happens to me at thiz location (or any otha Starbucks).


IV. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA IV

Hahaha, so yeah, ***THA BIG DREAM*** (tho it'z unlikely to eva happen) iz
I will either "meetup with" or "magically stumble upon" ma FIRST LOVE
***RIGHT HERE*** (at thiz same BRAMALEA STARBUCKS location/hub).
It intriguez me btw, how (most tha time) when I walk into thiz Starbuckz,
it'z usually a majority 'female' crowd, and yeah, I'd prolly say a good majority of
tha bitchez (ha, pardon me for ma rude terminology), but a good majority
are *lookerz*, alright (ratio of maybe 6:4, pretty lookin vs. notso pretty lookin),
and yeah, since I spend quite a hefty sum on clothingz and accessoriez,
I notice that I raise *a few* eyebrowz (despite no real successful "leadz").
I think, juz az long az I keep my stay here '3 hourz to tha max', I'm good.


V. #SUMMER2015

So enough talkin about Starbucks now, time to talk more important shit,
like idunno, MA MAIN AND NUMBA #1 FOCUZ AND GOAL IN LIFE, yeah,
same az it alwayz iz... (ME) TRYIN TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND (***MY FIRST***),
and no, I ain'tz one thoze "it'll happen when you least expect it" kool-aid drinkaz,
even if I won tha lottery tomorrow, wouldn't change a damn thing, I fully realize
THIZ IZ MA SOLE GOAL IN LIFE (YES) >>> (ME) FINDIN A GIRL FRIEND!
And if somehow $HIT HAPPENZ, thiz summer, and I (idunno) GET ARRESTED!
Or (idunno), somewhere down tha line (in life) I DO SOMETHING that, uhhh,
resultz in me **NO LONGER HAVING A LIFE*** (yeah, literally, not figuratively),
and it wuz related to tha DISTRESS (IN NOT BEIN ABLE GET A GIRL FRIEND),
well well well, I guezz I'll juz have to accept that fate, you know what I'm sayinnn!


VI. BLACK BITCHEZ

So I should note now, what I'm bout talk about now, may come off a bit RACIST,
but BLACK BITCHEZ, and (me) livin in tha GTA, and especially Brampton,
it'z loaded with them, and yeah, a good HALF a them look a HELLA GOOD
(and there'z tha otha half, many who far eclipse tha term FUGLY, ya know),
but yeah, az good az some a them look, how exactly to put thiz in wordz(?),
there'z juz NO ACCEPTING them from a (FALLING IN) LOVE standpoint.
LOL, to say BLACK 'GYALS' are 'TRASH' or "SCUM OF THA EARTH",
well, that be a bit harsh, but I guezzz, uh, what I'm mainly tryin to say here iz,
not all, but a good large percent a them, don't know tha fuck LOVE iz.
So I've heard, tha flame tendz to burn out a lil faster, when it comez to them.


VII. BLACK BITCHEZ II

So yeah, tha reason I talk about em, iz seeing az I hit up tha public scene a lot,
that'z ALOTTT of what I see (particularly with tha bus and bus stationz),
and yeah, tha *TEMPTATION* iz there, az it iz all otha G'z (of different racez),
and yeah, I notice (of tha one'z who don't resemble that of APE ANCESTRY),
lol (sorry), but I do notice a good numba a them seem (what'z tha right word)
'receptive' to random guyz comin near them, or yeah, even eying them up,
almost az of, if you say HI to them, they might actually respond back well to it,
something I've very much find hard to get with WHITE and INDIAN BITCHEZ,
in otha wordz, they (a good majority) come off real hostile, and insecure.
To say HI to one, let alone get their numba, seemz fuckin (near) impossible.


VIII. BLACK BITCHEZ III

So anywayz, continuingz on with ma racist lil rant here, on BLACK BITCHEZ,
should note also, of all tha (RARE!) momentz I'd eva gotten complimentz
(in public), based off ma memory, I think they came from ALL black bitchez
(like tha one time I got complimented by one ova ma POLO winter bootz),
but I neva seem to find ma stride with tha bitchez I actually want (INDIAN!).
But gettin to ma main point here, it'z mainly juz a SELF-REMINDA of sortz,
...TO AVOID AND RESIST ALL BLACK BITCHEZ (LIGHTSKIN + DARK)...
and yeah, juz tha idea of dating one, it'z juz not good in tha long run (ya know).
Call it ignoracism or whateva, but yeah, I believe they're a very small %
of black bitchez (half or full black) out there who have a long-lasting flame.
Really, tha oddz of me findin one, to eventually marry n' shit (highly unlikely).


IX. #SUMMER2015 II

So, uh, could thiz #SUMMER2015 be tha summer I finally find A GIRL FRIEND,
or will be juz tha typical MEDIOCRE/BULLSHIT summer I usually tend to get
(tha last decent summer I could eva recall, being 2007, 8 friggin yearz ago),
I guezz I'll juz have to wait and see, I mean, I do a pretty darn good job at,
uhhh, keepin ma phone charged, and I think I do pretty decent job too at,
uhhh, throwin ma numba at *select bitchez*, juz a matter of which one(z)
are willing to give me *THA GLORIOUZ OPPORTUNITY* of lettin me take em
for an AMAZIN NIGHT OUT, I mean, money definitely ain't a prob for me,
being that I got "DR. BMO" (credit card) for -love and support- 24/7/365!
Juz tha (sad) fact ***LUCK*** haz neva been on ma side in termz of bitchez.


X. #SUMMER2015 (CLOSING THOUGHTZ) III

And finally now, tha next thought/question consuming ma mind quite hard iz, yeah,

will thiz #SUMMER2015 be a summer I'm granted -some form of- (ya know)

***SEXUAL SATISFACTION*** (aside from, ya know, ONE'Z OWN HAND!),
and not to mention, tha kinda 'satisfaction' I ain't havin to PAY UPFRONT for,
and btw, tha last time I indeed PAID (TO GET SOME), Valentine'z Day 2014,
I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANY! (paid tha bitch $520, only to be STOOD UP midway),
no fucking doubt, THA SINGLE LOWEST POINT OF MA LIFE, but thankfully,
I've neva made "arrangementz" with an escort/prostitute since that very day.
But yeah, indeed I'm really gonna be at it hard thiz #SUMMER2015, in tryin to
at least ***GET LAID!*** or (if I can't get THAT) at least ***GET HEAD!!!***


Paragraphs I through IV written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraph V written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs VI through IX written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraph X written at Home (Brampton)