Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live from HOME.. thiz being WENDZDAY, ma one stay-at-home/chill day
So I'm here now to bring to ya some rather (um) *DIZTURBING NEWZ* to say tha least.. considering (well)... ma most recent (online) purchase!
Let'z juz say... it'z something you should neva "publicly admit" to *BUYING*... eventho I've already *COME OUT* in (admitting to) it before
And if indeed you look hard enough into ma past blogz.. (ova on ma blog site: http://DIZTURBIA.COM ).. you'll find a LENGHTY BLOG bout *it*
Now if you're wonderin now what tha big CRIME iz I juz committed here.. if you weally, weally wanna know.. (got no shamez in admittin it)...
I went and... (for tha first time in, idunno, a couple monthz now)... juz ***PAID ($150!)*** for a pair of DIRRRTY, SMELLLY WOMEN'Z PANTIEZ!
Altho (technically) I didn't ***PAY UP ($150!)*** juz yet.. I basicly juz won "tha rightz" to do so... cuz you see, thiz wuz an "AUCTION"...
where LOSERZZZ juz like maself... (WHO CAN'T GET PU$$Y IN LIFE, AZ I SAID, LIKE MASELF)... throw their name in a "(online) bidding hat"...
and yeah.. tha *WINNER* (whoever throwz tha biggest dollar amount bid) by a certain time) getz "tha rightz" to PAY for tha item.. like #EBAY
Funny I say "WINNER"... considerin tha whole *IRONY*... in how I 'won' tha rightz to PAY ($150!) for A PIECE of sum woman'z DUTTY LAUNDRY...
When in actuality... I'M AN EVEN BIGGERRR LOSERRR IN THA END!... yet, I still have tha opportunity to walk out on it, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO :$
Interesting btw.. when I went to PAY (MA $150!) for it last night, thru ma paypal, for whateva tha reason.. THA TRANSACTION WOULDNT GO THRU!
So there'z a possibility... tha deal could get CANCELLED, but doez that stop me from tryin again to BUY SOME OTHA BITCH'Z PANTIEZZZ... nope!
So how do I explain now... WHY IT IZ I BUY LADIE'Z DIRRRTY SMELLLY UNDAWEARZZZ... do I really need to give a longazzz explanation bout it?!
Plain and simple.. IT'Z THA CLOSEST POSSIBLE FORM OF PU$$Y I CAN EVA GET IN LIFE... without havin to pay an arm and a leg for (eg. HOOKERZ!)
Tho there are HOOKER'Z out there, that don't cost an arm and a leg, that'z only cuzz they're (you know) UGLY AZ FUCK (or got diseasez, lol)
So before I close off ma rant here.. I thought I provide y'allz with some picturez.. showin ya exactly who I (um) bought tha pantiez from
So she goez by tha name LOLA DIOR (don't know her real name).. she'z white, mid-20'z, from Tha Statez.. and yeah, HOT
And thiz iz her modelling off them very same pink #VICTORIASECRET pantiez, I paid ($150!) for, soon to be ma property
And lastly... CLOSE-UP SHOTZ of tha pantiezzz (lolz)... expected to hit ma mailbox (an estimated) 10-14 dayz time
(Oh and le'z not forget, here'z a few snapz from tha *web ad* Lola had posted on #EBANNED, should explain everything)
So I thought I juz share MA (HORRIFIC) STORY with y'allz.. and believe me, when I say, thiz iz only juz PART 1 of it... plenty more to come!
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