Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here... comin at ya live (once again) from HOME... enjoying maself a nice #DAYOFF
Here now to bring to ya.. **PART 2** (that'z right) now of ma "DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ" twitter/rant.. alottt more I need to GET OFFF ma mind here
Notice, lolz, how I said "GET OFFF" juz now... seeing az there's 2 different meaningz to tha term "GET OFF"... tha otha being (NEVAMIND!) :P
Buh yeah, if you've been following ma story (http://DIZTURBIA.COM ), what can I say... I've fallen on some real HARD TIMEZ... #FUCKMYLIFE!
And when I thought I couldn't fall no lower.. amazing.. I juz went and spent ***$150*** on PU$$Y in tha form of a woman'z DIRTY WORN PANTIEZ
Still a bit STUNNED tha total came to $150.. but yeah, after conversion (USD to CAD), and shipping ($14), yep... came up to $150 (CANADIAN!)
But believe it or not... that aint'z tha most I'd ever spent on a pair of DIRRRTY PANTIEZZZ (online)... $187*USD (the record, from 2012) :$
But if you think, tha fact I went and blewww $150 like that, wuz baddd... needlezz to say... shit'z (sooon) about to get a lil worse for me!
So I went n found thiz chica righ here (online).. don't know alot bout her.. aside from one amazin selfie she sent me
And what elze can I say.. we're currently *IN TALKZ* atm.. and yeah, in tha -not so distant- future, im gunna be buyin ***$ H I T*** off her
Not actual (literal) "shit" (feces, lmao), but you kinda know what I mean, like... (uhhh)... PANTIEZZZ, and BRA'ZZZ, and more PANTIEZZZ :P
Pretty saddd, but hey, not like'z there'z a CONTRACT/AGREEMENT sayin "I have to"... I can OPT OUT at any moment... so it'z all still goood
So yeah, tha basic plan iz.. I'm gonna be PAYIN thiz G* $40-$50 (each time!), to wear HER UNDIEZ, 2 or 3 dayz topz.. and then MAIL EM to me!
What exactly I ***DO WITH EM*** (once I get them).. well, ummm, if you want me to *EXPLAIN*.. I be more than HAPPY to (perhapz anotha time!)
Az I already said.. THIZ IZ THA CLOSEST FORM OF ***PU$$Y*** I'LL EVA GET IN MA SAD N' PATHETIC LIFE.. thru having to BUY WOMENZ WORN PANTIEZ
And why it iz I gotta say it so bluntly like that.. (see prev tweet).. iz cuzzz I want ppls (online) to read it and LAUGH THEIR ASSEZZ OFF!
And be like... "OMG! THIZ GUY IZ SUCH A LOSERRR! HE'Z ACTUALLY REALLY PAYIN SUM BITCH TO MAIL HIM HER DIRTY, SMELLY UNDAWEARZ!"... (ya know)
I (SERIOUZLY) want THIZ INFORMATION to get out to az many peoplez possible, particularly peoplez FROM MA NECK OF THA WOODZ (BRAMPTON!)...
To tha point.. I'm not juz LAUGHED AT ONLINE, but also, LAUGHED AT TO MA FACE.. if sum1 were to go to great lengthz to wanna TRACK ME DOWN
So anywayz... I pretty much said all I needed to say about thizzz... expect a *PART 3 + PART 4* to thiz rambling in tha very near future
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