Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live at (yup) #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall.. shitload on ma mind
Gonna need whole lotta CAFFEINE to get me thru thiz one.. so yeah.. got me here a large #STARBUCKS Caramel Machiado!
So.. I thought I talk about somethin, I'd juz gotten not too long ago, in tha mail (lookz lil something like thizzz!)
Yezzz that'z right folkz... here we got a (physical) copy of both THA HOLY BIBLE (left)... and THA HOLY QURAN (right)
And no... I certainly did not buy theze for 'decoration' (to put on ma bookshelf)... I bought em cuzzz, well, I got *vengeance* on ma mind
Vengeance to whom (?).. ***THA ALMIGHTY ONE IN THA SKY***.. ya know, tha very one who decidez our fatez + destiniez on thiz wretched planet
Like for example... tha one dude who'z been ***WAITING ALL HIZ LIFE TO FALL IN LOVE***... and STILL CAN'T GET A GIRL FRIEND TO THIZZZ DAY!!!
And bythaway... (previouz tweet) that wuz "ME" I wuz juz talkin about there... having indeed struggled ALL MA LIFE to find a girl friend
And tha reason for "that", ain't cuzza "ME", oh no it ain't.. Im perfectly fine!... (ignore tha fact Im wearin a #CANNIBALCORPSE shirt) lol
Which I plan to speak about in great length in *PART 2* of ma twitter rant today (ma fuckin awesome azz #CANNIBALCORPSE tshirt I got today)
But yeah.. tha reason I'm foreva *PLAGUED* with thizzz *RELATIONSHIP STATUS*.. iz becuz tha almighty one(z) have chozen THIZZZ FATEEE for me
Meanwhile, there dickz out there who can get a (new) girl friend *AT A SNAP OF THA FINGERZ*, yet I fuckin try *SOOO HARDDD* and juz can't!!!
Either, there haz been BLACK MAGIC (curse) put on me (that muz somehow be removed), or ma fate iz indeed that THAT I MAY NEVA FALL IN LOVE!
Whateva tha case may be... ***I'M ANGRY AZ FUCK ABOUT IT!!!***... and I've come to tha point of LASHING OUT AGAINST THA AL-FUCKING-MIGHTY!!!
Now 'originally' I wuz goin to start rippin away at thiz BIBLE+++QURAN, from the moment they arrived, but I strangely decided to 'hold off'
But yeah, that'z tha whole intent on why I bought em, cuzz (yes!) I plan on doing a week-by-week DISMEMBERMENT (of both tha BIBLE+++QURAN)
That'z FUCKIN right, a week-by-week, page-by-page (lolz) DISMEMBERMENT/MASSACRING, of thizzz very same HOLY BIBLE!!!
Az well az a (feelz good sayin it...) week-by-week, page-by-page DISMEMBERING/MASSACRING of thiz very same HOLY QURAN
Howeva, I've decided to give it A WEEK, yeah (from now to July 1st, 2015)... before officially goin thru on thiz... and tha reason for it...
Itz cuz I am givin GOD/ALLAH (tha'z right) ONE WEEK to provide with me (at least) ONE POSITIVE/LASTING INTERACTION with a female, that'z all
But if I can't get thiz... no problemo... and I will go through with tha BIBLE+++QURAN DESECRATION PLAN az originally planned way back when
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