Hey itz your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... comin at ya live at #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#Bramalea)... here to hit ya wit tha newz!
Tha newz, tha'z right, what newz exactly... well, tha newz that I uhhh went and made 2 rather interesting* purchasez... juz mere minutez ago
Tha first of which being... THA HOLY (CHRISTIAN) BIBLE! ($97.90, CAD)... that'z fuckin right, THA MUTHAFUCKIN BIBLE!
And tha second of which being... THA HOLY QURAN ($89.89)... and not juz any quran, thiz THA GOLD+SILVER PLATED BITCH!
Oh and furtha proof that thiz shit'z forreal.. (screenshotz from ma #EBAY app) letting y'allz know.. THIZ SHIT IZ ON!
In case ya don't know tha story... (to why I'm buyin thiz shit, and plannin to do, *what I'm gonna do*)... no probz, I'll happily explain...
Where to begin... now I didn't go and purchase THA HOLY BIBLE and THA HOLY QURAN... for tha sake of wanting to *study* them (oh no no no) :P
Let'z juz say... it wuz a purchase made from absolute, pure VENGEANCE... cuzzz you see, I'mma very VENGEFUL person, who likez to VENGE out!
And yeah.. tho *THA DETAILZ* (bout what I'm *set to do*) can already be seen on ma website >http://DIZTURBIA.COM <... tha basic story iz...
Well... I'm ANGRY AZZZ FUCK with tha ***POWERZ THAT BE FROM HIGH ABOVE*** for tha life of PAIN, SUFFERING, AND FRUSTRATION... that yeah...
Im (soon) about to ***DESECRATE*** GOD'z HOLY BOOK (THA BIBLE).. and let'z not forget ALLAH and hiz HOLY BOOK (THA QURAN).. DEATH TO BOTH!!!
PAGE BY PAGE (tha'z fuckin right) WEEK BY WEEK.. Im gonna DISMEMBER (both) THA HOLY BIBLE and THA HOLY QURAN.. and to add to THA HOLY FUN...
I plan to enlighten y'allz with *PHOTOGRAPHIC UPDATEZ* each and every week... till (I guezzz) there NO MORE PAGEZ to pull out... awe shuckz!
Whateva happenz (to me) DURING-OR-AFTER tha course of tha next several monthz.. az result of ma (uh) *SACRI-MISCHIEVENESS*.. what can I say!
(If not ME) could SOMETHING POSSIBLY HAPPEN to someone DEAR TO ME.. like idunno... MA MOM and/or DAD (both in BAD HEALTH, atm, suckz to say)
When THIZ all beginz.. let'z see, seein az I only juz bought em (bible+quran) today.. probly give it a good 2 weeks to arrive (in tha mail)
But yeah, when I do get them (both).. I'll have to decide on a particular day (to you know, *do what I gotta do*).. I'm thinking ^Wednesday^
So basically, every Wednesday.. I PULL OUT 7 PAGEZ (one representin each day a tha week) from both tha BIBLE & QURAN.. (you following thiz?)
And yeah, make sure to, uh.. *PHOTOGRAPHICALLY DOCUMENT* thiz wonderful atrocity I juz committed.. and indeed, POST IT UP, for all to see
How tha fuck THIZ IDEA came to me... NO FUCKIN IDEA (to be honest)... but may I (PROUDLY) be tha first to (HAPPILY) conduct tha experiment!
Oh and yeah, need I have to point out, DONT GIVE A FUCK who'z "RELIGIOUS FEELINGZ" I'm hurtin while in tha process of DOIN THIZ (nuff said)
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