I. (OPENING THOUGHTZ)
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
comin at *LIVE* (Friday, June 12th, 2015) from bed! of all placez (home),
thought I get a nice lil headstart on thiz blog posting (set to air: 06/20/15),
but yeah, though I'm gonna'z be writing tha large bulk of thiz blog here
tomorrow at tha #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#Bramalea location), at around,
idunno, dependz when I get outta bed, but plannin be there 4-5PMish time,
unfortunately, got a few DEMONZZZ who seem to make life difficult for me,
when leavin tha house, one of (them demonz) which being, PORN ADDICTION,
so depending when/if I run into *that demon* tomorrow (90% chance I will),
I'll indeed see what time I make outta tha house (and out to #Bramalea mall).
II. DAVID'Z TEA
So yeah, az I'm here layin in bed, with ma cup of hot #DAVIDSTEA (flavour:
Green Passionfruit - a mix of green tea, pineapple and passionfruit), yeah,
ummm, not quite sure what I'm gonna be talkin about in thiz blog/episode,
but yeah, if you haven't been following tha ongoing story (see prev. blogz),
what can I say, I'm goin through real, real MIZZZERABLE TIMEZZZ here,
havin had one GAWWWD AWWWFUL BDAY, just a week back (05.30.15),
not to mention all of life'z otha stressez (tha bulk of which bein ma job,
az well az ma parentz, I kinda come from a "broken home", if ya din't know),
and tha fact that, YEAH, I juz went and bought both a BIBLE and a QURAN,
not to 'study' them, no no no, but for tha purposez of MASSACRING THEM!!!
III. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA
So here I am now (tha next day...), comin at ya at #STARBUCKS (#Bramalea),
on a VERY, VERY SUNNY DAY, so fuckin sunny, it'z literally blastin in
ma face, so hard, it'z not only hard to see ma phone (at near max brightnezz),
it'z even affecting ma thought procezz, az I be tryin write ma shit out here
(forget tha fact I got ma music on, that shit don't affect ma thought train),
and yeah, to add to tha day'z stress, took me ova double tha time to get here
(via bus) thankz in part to tha shittyazz "Brampton (Main Street) Parade",
and yeah, not only wuz I nuisanced by constant baby strollerz along tha way,
but neva have I seen so many uglyazz, dirt filth people walkin tha streetz,
theze are tha real Bramptonians alright, juz tha fact Brampton haz got to
put out (theze ridiculouz, low-rent) annual paradez, it'z a real fuckin joke.
IV. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA II
So before I continue, need I talk bout thizzz real quick, but ma blog site
(DIZTURBIA.COM), az hard az I contribute to it (ma heart and soul here),
tha main of which bein -ma writingz-, I'm not juz writin like it'z some hobby,
there'z a purpose behind it, hence tha fact, an addition to all tha time/energy
put into writing them, there'z also tha effort I put into promoting/linking it,
and yeah, tha 'intended audience' iz that of "people in tha Toronto area"
(tha simple fact, I lack friendz, and thus I happen to be in tha Toronto area).
Sadly however, ma web traffic statz show me, how very few people from
"ma neck of tha woodz" hit up ma site (tha people *I NEED* most help from),
and yeah, tha vast majority of ma hitz come from international web surferz,
particularly IRELAND and FRANCE, who at tha end of tha day, mean squat!
V. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA III
So yeah, nice to see that people are tuning in to tha program, but sadly,
it ain't reachin tha target audience (people from ma area, mainly, BITCHEZ),
just turdsackz in overseas countries, az far az I see it, cluttering ma statz,
I'd like to simply juz tell em RIGHT HERE to "get tha fuck off ma turf!",
but that ain't really gonna do shit, I juz have to put up with it, whatever.
Now I can understand if peoplez from, idunno, THA MIDDLE EAST (lolz)
might be hittin up ma site, considering ma recent thoughtz relating to
THA HOLY QURAN, and yeah, tha fact I got one a themz arrivin in tha mail,
and what I'm gonna do to it (prepared to be HATED by tha Middle East, soon!),
but don't get me wrong, I'm no QURAN hater, I hate tha BIBLE juz az much.
VI. DEATH METAL
So now that I get that shit outta tha way (still here at Starbucks, btw),
amazing, in tha -hour and a half- I been here, only 2 paragraphz written, but
when you're writing while listening to DEATH METAL music (Cradle Of Filth),
lol, you can only go so far, oh and speaking of DEATH METAL music,
if you're not familiar with "death metal" and "black metal" music/bands
(amongst tha namez: Cradle Of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, Dark Funeral),
indeed, it'z some real intense stuff, that'z kinda been ma "in thing" of late,
amazing, considering 3 monthz ago, I wuz big into HIP-HOP/RAP music,
to tha point it took ova more than half ma iPod (it'z now juz an afterthought).
Now, az I face HARD timez, ma tunez haz also taken a bit of HARD direction.
VII. DEATH METAL II
So yeah, DEATH METAL, wouldn't eva call it a regular part of ma "audio diet",
but it appearz (and disappearz) everso rarely now and then (on ma iPod),
having first gotten into it a bit in tha year 1998, back during a time when
I used to infact read/buy "heavy metal magazinez" lol (don't anymore tho),
and yeah, tha 2 "death metal" bandz that really blew ma mind at tha time,
were CRADLE OF FILTH & CANNIBAL CORPSE (awesome namez btw),
and yeah, I took a real 'liking' to their albumz, that came out at that time
(COF's "Cruelty And Tha Beast" and CC's "Gallery Of Suicide", from 1998).
Well GUEZZ WHAT, true story, I juz went and bought (online) thoze same
2 albumz (I juz mentioned), ON VINYL, sure, it costed $100, and tha music,
well, it ain't that "digestible", but yeah, juz had to share tha newz of that!
VIII. DEATH METAL III
So (2 dayz later) it'z quite funny, if thingz couldn't get any more STRANGER,
having to juz shared ma most recent fascination with DEATH METAL (music),
not only did I (az just mentioned in the prev paragraph) did juz spend away
$100 on 2 DEATH METAL (VINYL) RECORDZ, currently on their way
right now, from GREECE, expected to arrive (by mail) in about 8-10 dayz,
but yeah, I also juz went (and get thiz) bought (through Ebay) ma first-eva
CANNIBAL CORPSE T-SHIRT! now (uh) assuming you'd neva seen a
"Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt" neva once in your life (LMFAO), what can I tell ya,
not all, but a good majority of them, contain tha most (what'z tha word)
"EVIL... DISGUSTING... REPULSIVE" imagery you'll eva see in your life,
mind you, they're cartoon drawingz, but needlezz to say... drawn in bad taste :)
IX. DEATH METAL IV
So if you wanna know which exact CANNIBAL CORPSE t-shirt I bought
(juz love that band name, btw, perhapz tha greatest band name of all-time),
it'z a shirt depicting a (pregnant, human) woman in midst of a LIVE BIRTH,
in fact, giving birth to tripletz, but they aren't *human* tripletz (oh no no no),
but yeah, (little, baby) MONSTER TRIPLETZ, tha first of which haz (yes!)
RIPPED ITSELF OUT of itz motherz womb/stomach, anotha which iz
CRAWLIN ITSELF OUT of tha motherz vagina, and tha last one, which iz
SQUEEZIN ITSELF OUT of tha motherz mouth (from up thru her throat),
all tha while, tha mother iz (I'm assuming) KILLED throughout tha process,
considering ALL THA BLOOD having been spewed from all her *holez*!
While 3 (adult) MONSTERZ are lookin on with absolute JOY on their facez.
Yes! I plan to wear thiz very same shirt (I juz described) in tha open public.
X. DEATH METAL V
So yeah, dependin on how thingz go, when I get ma Cannibal Corpse shirt
(should be arriving in about a week), and I wear it out, in tha open public,
if it makez me feel alright (assuming I'm not feelin too self-conscious in it),
yeah, I'm very much contemplating gettin more Cannibal Corpse t-shirtz,
anotha of which being tha "GALLERY OF SUICIDE" (album cover) t-shirt,
if you haven't seen it, you oughta Google search it, it'z fuckin awesome!
It showz a scenery, with people walkin into an art gallery, but instead of seein
(ya know) ART hanging in tha wallz, you see people, either (lol) HANGING,
or HAVING SHOT THEMSELVEZ or STABBED THEMSELVEZ TO DEATH!
cuzzz you see, it'z THA GALLERY OF SUICIDE, and people go there to DIE!
So that'z one tha shirtz I wanna get, and tha "BUTCHERED AT BIRTH" shirt
(lol), quite possibly, THE most HEINOUS one of all their t-shirt designz.
XI. (CLOSING THOUGHTZ)
So thiz wrapz up blog/episode #42, interesting btw, going into thiz blog,
I had no intentionz on goin ON AND ON about DEATH METAL (MUSIC)
of all thingz (considering all ma otha issuezzz goin on, ya know, WITH GOD),
and btw, -guezz who- juz received hiz BIBLE and QURAN (via Canada Post),
tha past few dayz, yepperz, very much lookin forward to doing (well...),
DOING WHAT I (UNFORTUNATELY) GOTTA DO! (read ma previouz blogz).
It'z also sad btw, for me to go and DESTROY both a bible and a quran,
considerin I wuz brought up by a Hindu-raised family/Hindu-blessed home,
all MA RAGE should be towardz tha HINDU RELIGION AND ITZ GODZ
(yeah, I'm talkin bout you, Krishna <- YOU FAT, UGLY BLUE-SKIN BITCH!),
but guezzz what, there iz no "official book" (like that of a bible or a quran)
for tha Hindu religion, had there been one, (HELLYEAH!) I woulda MURDA'D it!
Paragraphs I, II, X, and XI written at Home (Brampton)
Paragraphs III through VI written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraphs VII through IX written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
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