Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live (still) at #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall.. mixtape/rant #2!
I juz wanna talk a brief bit about (yes) ma BRAND NEW (well, used) #CANNIBALCORPSE T-SHIRT I got in tha mail today!
#CANNIBALCORPSE!... (if you don't know who or what tha heck that iz)... tha single greatest and most famouz DEATH METAL (band) of all-time!
#DEATHMETAL.. what'z that?! (assuming you listen to CRAP like, idunno: chutney, calypso, reggae, dancehall).. it'z REAL HEAVY rock music!!!
#CANNIBALCORPSE.. (from left to right).. Alex (bass), Rob (guitar, 1), George (vocalz), Pat (guitar, 2), Paul (drumz)
#CANNIBALCORPSE... (brief band history)... formed in Buffalo, NY, USA in 1988, 13 recordz to date, and ova 2 million albumz sold worldwide
"2 million albumz worldwide" might not sound like a lot, but considering *thiz* type of music, it'z actually considered an incredible feat!
So yeah.. they aint actual cannibalz (ppl who eat ppl, lol), nor do they kill ppl, or worship SATAN.. juz 5 guyz who make REALLY HEAVY music
But yeah... they're known to have some of tha most CRAZZZIEST CD coverz ever... thankz to a (comic book) illustrator by name of Vince Locke
And yeah, itz theze very same CD coverz, that have spawned their *WORLD FAMOUZ* horror t-shirtz, I'll show ya a few..
Tha one I got iz of their 2004 CD "The Wretched Spawn", which showz (LOL), do I really have to put it into WORDZ?! :P
No probz.. well, it showz a (human) female giving birth to (3) MONSTERZ, lolz.. and with BLOOD splattered everywhere!
And yezzz... I wore thiz very same shirt to #BCC/#BRAMALEA mall today... and do you really think I gave a fuck what people think?! (nopez!)
Long story short... I felt I really needed a *KICK* in tha wardrobe department... andso I looked to *THIZ SHIRT* az tha answer (crazy, eh?!)
And tho it doez depict a gal in tha worst way humanly possible, in all honesty, I do NOT get sexually turned on by tha graphic on thiz shirt
But mind you, I'm at a period in ma life, I'm EXXXTREMELY MADDD at tha female gender.. so yeah.. I do feel sum *satisfaction* in wearing it!
Having worn it out once now... gotta say... I feel a sense of (what'z tha best word) *DOMINANCE* when wearing thiz shirt (infronta peoplez)
Especially when BITCHEZ are lookin at it.. first, they see tha wordz "CANNIBAL + CORPSE".. and they look below, A WOMAN DRENCHED IN BLOOD!!!
And you got thoze 3 otha (monster) dudez lookin on n' laughin (at tha bitch in peril).. yeah.. thiz shirt haz SEXIST elementz mixed in there
There'z a good possibility.. I cud be gettin *MORE* of theze very same t-shirtz in tha future.. unlezz of course >>> I GET A GIRL FRIEND!
But Im OBVIOUZLY neva guna get ONE A THOZE.. so.. that leavez tha door WIDE OPEN for more tasteless/sexist/grotesque t-shirtz to come ma way
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