Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... comin at ya live from tha #STARBUCKS (#BCC/#Bramalea)... chillin, by maself!
Having me tha "S'mores Frappuccino" for tha very first time... and speakin of 'first timez'... ma first time eva really juz 'chillin' here
Been comin to thiz spot for some time now... alwayz juz quick inz n' outz... but today'z bit different, az I'll be spendin tha evening here
Quickly I must say... of all tha #STARBUCKS I go to... thiz (#Bramalea spot) iz tha one that alwayz packed with tha most sexiezt azz bitchez
Like thiz one sexy azz bitch here.. lookin str8 at me (tha'z right!) wit that pouty look.. like I'm sum sorta rapist
Apologiez for tweetin thizzz... (I know it'z *wrong* to be doin thiz)... but DAMNNN ^that^ AZZZ wuz juz PRICELEZZ!
Lookin at thiz bitch one last time.. absolute epitome of everything I want in a girl friend.. skin, hair, face, body
Unfortunately she'z taken.. her dickhead indian punk boy friend wuz waitin in hiz car.. az hiz pretty lil hoebag wuz sent in to get treatz
It'z too bad I'm not even ONE TENTH tha value of her dickhead boy friend... for beginnerz... I don't even drive, let alone, have a car
But anywayz... amazing, how ma lil Twitter rant juz got HIJACKED at an instant by one random sexy bitch... kinda had otha shit to rant about
So yeah.. if you didn't quite know... I've had quite a couple *notso-pleasant* dayz (stemming from yet anotha atrocious birthday experience)
I spoke quite at length on it... (ova on ma blog site >>> http://DIZTURBIA.COM )... but yeah, im still quite LIVID ova it, to say tha least
So I got 2 texts from 2 random bitchez.. from tha #USEDHODEPOT othawize known az http://OKCUPID.COM ... (online dating bullshit site/app)
One from sum dum bitch purposely wasting my time askin dum questionz... to why ma life iz tha SHITZ it iz... "don't you have any siblingz?!"
Didn't catch her name, got so mad, ended up deleting her textz (az well az her numba)... so yeah... unfortunately couldn't share with y'allz
And then there wuz thiz "YASMIN" CUNT BITCH (cell: 416-577-1337), who texted me a *HB*, and claiming how had she known bout it beforehand...
She wuz gonna meet me in person (if I wuz in Toronto)... awez (whatever)... you can catch some tha story *down below*
Needlezz to say... tha convo didn't last all too long, az tha cunt ended up droppin me, and how conveniently... juz after* I sent her ma pic
Then I realized after... it wuzn't *HER* who cut tha conversation... it wuz GOD, who only used YASMIN (temporarily), just to fuck with me!
And THAT'Z kinda tha reason I've neva had a GIRL FRIEND all ma fuckin life, and am neva gonna get one, az badly az ma soul LONGZ for it
No worriez tho... you know tha sayin, right(?), everything happenz for a reason... like, for example, ***THA DAY I FINALLY KILL MYSELF***
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