I. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA
Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh) here,
writing thiz *LIVE* at tha #STARBUCKS (#Bramalea location), having maself
a nice n' wonderful $10 (belated, 5:15PM) BREAKFAST (that'z fuckin right!),
needlezz to say, a tad bit of a struggle getting out of bed, this *afternoon*,
that'z kinda tha strangehold -DEPRESSION- haz on some of us folkz
(wuz suppozed to been up n' outta bed much, much earlier, but whatevs),
bringing to you, blog/episode 41, indeed, tha ever so amazing follow-up
to ma string/trilogy (episodez 38+39+40) of UBER-DEPRESSING blogz,
perhapz, (had you went n' read through em) mighta went bit *TOO FAR*
in ma thoughtz, one may suggest retracting thoze postz, but FUCK IT!
II. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA II
So I thought I spend ma afternoon, at ma lonesome, here at thiz Starbucks,
about to expand on some more *DARK SUBJECT MATTER* (lol) I suppoze.
What else can I tell ya, here we all are, #SUMMER2015 iz officially upon us,
and I'm sure for many, thiz iz gonna be an amazing summer, but for me,
what can I say, it'z already startin off HORRENDOUZZZ (juz 10 dayz in!),
and yeah, ma forecast showz (sad to say) many, many *DARK DAYZ* ahead,
thiz (first week of June) only just being tha very start of it, how theze next,
uh, near 80-some dayz (remaining in tha summer) goez, should be interesting,
most particularly late-August, that being my official #SUMMER2015
(2-week) vacation/escape/refuge from work (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed).
III. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA III
So yeah, az I'm here at thiz Starbucks (#Bramalea location), writing ma blog,
and funny, az I'm writing thiz EXACT LINE, I wuz in tha midst of bitchin (lol)
bout how expensive tha 'stuff' iz here (I wuz gunna write 'shit'), but yeah,
how expensive tha '$TUFF' wuz here (basically, like $6-9 for a large beverage),
but then I got *specially handed* (they approached me, not tha otha way around)
a FREE SAMPLE of one their Frappuccino'z (whip cream and everything!),
so that got me by surprize, and yeah, a REALLY NICE GESTURE on their part.
But I wuz gonna say though, I am planning on kinda makin thiz very same spot,
tha Starbucks (Bramalea location) a bit of a 'regular spot' thiz #SUMMER2015
(thiz here only being juz ma 2nd ever sitdown/stay here), assuming of course,
nothing horribly *traumatic* happens to me at thiz location (or any otha Starbucks).
IV. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA IV
Hahaha, so yeah, ***THA BIG DREAM*** (tho it'z unlikely to eva happen) iz
I will either "meetup with" or "magically stumble upon" ma FIRST LOVE
***RIGHT HERE*** (at thiz same BRAMALEA STARBUCKS location/hub).
It intriguez me btw, how (most tha time) when I walk into thiz Starbuckz,
it'z usually a majority 'female' crowd, and yeah, I'd prolly say a good majority of
tha bitchez (ha, pardon me for ma rude terminology), but a good majority
are *lookerz*, alright (ratio of maybe 6:4, pretty lookin vs. notso pretty lookin),
and yeah, since I spend quite a hefty sum on clothingz and accessoriez,
I notice that I raise *a few* eyebrowz (despite no real successful "leadz").
I think, juz az long az I keep my stay here '3 hourz to tha max', I'm good.
V. #SUMMER2015
So enough talkin about Starbucks now, time to talk more important shit,
like idunno, MA MAIN AND NUMBA #1 FOCUZ AND GOAL IN LIFE, yeah,
same az it alwayz iz... (ME) TRYIN TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND (***MY FIRST***),
and no, I ain'tz one thoze "it'll happen when you least expect it" kool-aid drinkaz,
even if I won tha lottery tomorrow, wouldn't change a damn thing, I fully realize
THIZ IZ MA SOLE GOAL IN LIFE (YES) >>> (ME) FINDIN A GIRL FRIEND!
And if somehow $HIT HAPPENZ, thiz summer, and I (idunno) GET ARRESTED!
Or (idunno), somewhere down tha line (in life) I DO SOMETHING that, uhhh,
resultz in me **NO LONGER HAVING A LIFE*** (yeah, literally, not figuratively),
and it wuz related to tha DISTRESS (IN NOT BEIN ABLE GET A GIRL FRIEND),
well well well, I guezz I'll juz have to accept that fate, you know what I'm sayinnn!
VI. BLACK BITCHEZ
So I should note now, what I'm bout talk about now, may come off a bit RACIST,
but BLACK BITCHEZ, and (me) livin in tha GTA, and especially Brampton,
it'z loaded with them, and yeah, a good HALF a them look a HELLA GOOD
(and there'z tha otha half, many who far eclipse tha term FUGLY, ya know),
but yeah, az good az some a them look, how exactly to put thiz in wordz(?),
there'z juz NO ACCEPTING them from a (FALLING IN) LOVE standpoint.
LOL, to say BLACK 'GYALS' are 'TRASH' or "SCUM OF THA EARTH",
well, that be a bit harsh, but I guezzz, uh, what I'm mainly tryin to say here iz,
not all, but a good large percent a them, don't know tha fuck LOVE iz.
So I've heard, tha flame tendz to burn out a lil faster, when it comez to them.
VII. BLACK BITCHEZ II
So yeah, tha reason I talk about em, iz seeing az I hit up tha public scene a lot,
that'z ALOTTT of what I see (particularly with tha bus and bus stationz),
and yeah, tha *TEMPTATION* iz there, az it iz all otha G'z (of different racez),
and yeah, I notice (of tha one'z who don't resemble that of APE ANCESTRY),
lol (sorry), but I do notice a good numba a them seem (what'z tha right word)
'receptive' to random guyz comin near them, or yeah, even eying them up,
almost az of, if you say HI to them, they might actually respond back well to it,
something I've very much find hard to get with WHITE and INDIAN BITCHEZ,
in otha wordz, they (a good majority) come off real hostile, and insecure.
To say HI to one, let alone get their numba, seemz fuckin (near) impossible.
VIII. BLACK BITCHEZ III
So anywayz, continuingz on with ma racist lil rant here, on BLACK BITCHEZ,
should note also, of all tha (RARE!) momentz I'd eva gotten complimentz
(in public), based off ma memory, I think they came from ALL black bitchez
(like tha one time I got complimented by one ova ma POLO winter bootz),
but I neva seem to find ma stride with tha bitchez I actually want (INDIAN!).
But gettin to ma main point here, it'z mainly juz a SELF-REMINDA of sortz,
...TO AVOID AND RESIST ALL BLACK BITCHEZ (LIGHTSKIN + DARK)...
and yeah, juz tha idea of dating one, it'z juz not good in tha long run (ya know).
Call it ignoracism or whateva, but yeah, I believe they're a very small %
of black bitchez (half or full black) out there who have a long-lasting flame.
Really, tha oddz of me findin one, to eventually marry n' shit (highly unlikely).
IX. #SUMMER2015 II
So, uh, could thiz #SUMMER2015 be tha summer I finally find A GIRL FRIEND,
or will be juz tha typical MEDIOCRE/BULLSHIT summer I usually tend to get
(tha last decent summer I could eva recall, being 2007, 8 friggin yearz ago),
I guezz I'll juz have to wait and see, I mean, I do a pretty darn good job at,
uhhh, keepin ma phone charged, and I think I do pretty decent job too at,
uhhh, throwin ma numba at *select bitchez*, juz a matter of which one(z)
are willing to give me *THA GLORIOUZ OPPORTUNITY* of lettin me take em
for an AMAZIN NIGHT OUT, I mean, money definitely ain't a prob for me,
being that I got "DR. BMO" (credit card) for -love and support- 24/7/365!
Juz tha (sad) fact ***LUCK*** haz neva been on ma side in termz of bitchez.
X. #SUMMER2015 (CLOSING THOUGHTZ) III
And finally now, tha next thought/question consuming ma mind quite hard iz, yeah,
a nice n' wonderful $10 (belated, 5:15PM) BREAKFAST (that'z fuckin right!),
needlezz to say, a tad bit of a struggle getting out of bed, this *afternoon*,
that'z kinda tha strangehold -DEPRESSION- haz on some of us folkz
(wuz suppozed to been up n' outta bed much, much earlier, but whatevs),
bringing to you, blog/episode 41, indeed, tha ever so amazing follow-up
to ma string/trilogy (episodez 38+39+40) of UBER-DEPRESSING blogz,
perhapz, (had you went n' read through em) mighta went bit *TOO FAR*
in ma thoughtz, one may suggest retracting thoze postz, but FUCK IT!
II. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA II
So I thought I spend ma afternoon, at ma lonesome, here at thiz Starbucks,
about to expand on some more *DARK SUBJECT MATTER* (lol) I suppoze.
What else can I tell ya, here we all are, #SUMMER2015 iz officially upon us,
and I'm sure for many, thiz iz gonna be an amazing summer, but for me,
what can I say, it'z already startin off HORRENDOUZZZ (juz 10 dayz in!),
and yeah, ma forecast showz (sad to say) many, many *DARK DAYZ* ahead,
thiz (first week of June) only just being tha very start of it, how theze next,
uh, near 80-some dayz (remaining in tha summer) goez, should be interesting,
most particularly late-August, that being my official #SUMMER2015
(2-week) vacation/escape/refuge from work (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed).
III. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA III
So yeah, az I'm here at thiz Starbucks (#Bramalea location), writing ma blog,
and funny, az I'm writing thiz EXACT LINE, I wuz in tha midst of bitchin (lol)
bout how expensive tha 'stuff' iz here (I wuz gunna write 'shit'), but yeah,
how expensive tha '$TUFF' wuz here (basically, like $6-9 for a large beverage),
but then I got *specially handed* (they approached me, not tha otha way around)
a FREE SAMPLE of one their Frappuccino'z (whip cream and everything!),
so that got me by surprize, and yeah, a REALLY NICE GESTURE on their part.
But I wuz gonna say though, I am planning on kinda makin thiz very same spot,
tha Starbucks (Bramalea location) a bit of a 'regular spot' thiz #SUMMER2015
(thiz here only being juz ma 2nd ever sitdown/stay here), assuming of course,
nothing horribly *traumatic* happens to me at thiz location (or any otha Starbucks).
IV. STARBUCKS BRAMALEA IV
Hahaha, so yeah, ***THA BIG DREAM*** (tho it'z unlikely to eva happen) iz
I will either "meetup with" or "magically stumble upon" ma FIRST LOVE
***RIGHT HERE*** (at thiz same BRAMALEA STARBUCKS location/hub).
It intriguez me btw, how (most tha time) when I walk into thiz Starbuckz,
it'z usually a majority 'female' crowd, and yeah, I'd prolly say a good majority of
tha bitchez (ha, pardon me for ma rude terminology), but a good majority
are *lookerz*, alright (ratio of maybe 6:4, pretty lookin vs. notso pretty lookin),
and yeah, since I spend quite a hefty sum on clothingz and accessoriez,
I notice that I raise *a few* eyebrowz (despite no real successful "leadz").
I think, juz az long az I keep my stay here '3 hourz to tha max', I'm good.
V. #SUMMER2015
So enough talkin about Starbucks now, time to talk more important shit,
like idunno, MA MAIN AND NUMBA #1 FOCUZ AND GOAL IN LIFE, yeah,
same az it alwayz iz... (ME) TRYIN TO FIND A GIRL FRIEND (***MY FIRST***),
and no, I ain'tz one thoze "it'll happen when you least expect it" kool-aid drinkaz,
even if I won tha lottery tomorrow, wouldn't change a damn thing, I fully realize
THIZ IZ MA SOLE GOAL IN LIFE (YES) >>> (ME) FINDIN A GIRL FRIEND!
And if somehow $HIT HAPPENZ, thiz summer, and I (idunno) GET ARRESTED!
Or (idunno), somewhere down tha line (in life) I DO SOMETHING that, uhhh,
resultz in me **NO LONGER HAVING A LIFE*** (yeah, literally, not figuratively),
and it wuz related to tha DISTRESS (IN NOT BEIN ABLE GET A GIRL FRIEND),
well well well, I guezz I'll juz have to accept that fate, you know what I'm sayinnn!
VI. BLACK BITCHEZ
So I should note now, what I'm bout talk about now, may come off a bit RACIST,
but BLACK BITCHEZ, and (me) livin in tha GTA, and especially Brampton,
it'z loaded with them, and yeah, a good HALF a them look a HELLA GOOD
(and there'z tha otha half, many who far eclipse tha term FUGLY, ya know),
but yeah, az good az some a them look, how exactly to put thiz in wordz(?),
there'z juz NO ACCEPTING them from a (FALLING IN) LOVE standpoint.
LOL, to say BLACK 'GYALS' are 'TRASH' or "SCUM OF THA EARTH",
well, that be a bit harsh, but I guezzz, uh, what I'm mainly tryin to say here iz,
not all, but a good large percent a them, don't know tha fuck LOVE iz.
So I've heard, tha flame tendz to burn out a lil faster, when it comez to them.
VII. BLACK BITCHEZ II
So yeah, tha reason I talk about em, iz seeing az I hit up tha public scene a lot,
that'z ALOTTT of what I see (particularly with tha bus and bus stationz),
and yeah, tha *TEMPTATION* iz there, az it iz all otha G'z (of different racez),
and yeah, I notice (of tha one'z who don't resemble that of APE ANCESTRY),
lol (sorry), but I do notice a good numba a them seem (what'z tha right word)
'receptive' to random guyz comin near them, or yeah, even eying them up,
almost az of, if you say HI to them, they might actually respond back well to it,
something I've very much find hard to get with WHITE and INDIAN BITCHEZ,
in otha wordz, they (a good majority) come off real hostile, and insecure.
To say HI to one, let alone get their numba, seemz fuckin (near) impossible.
VIII. BLACK BITCHEZ III
So anywayz, continuingz on with ma racist lil rant here, on BLACK BITCHEZ,
should note also, of all tha (RARE!) momentz I'd eva gotten complimentz
(in public), based off ma memory, I think they came from ALL black bitchez
(like tha one time I got complimented by one ova ma POLO winter bootz),
but I neva seem to find ma stride with tha bitchez I actually want (INDIAN!).
But gettin to ma main point here, it'z mainly juz a SELF-REMINDA of sortz,
...TO AVOID AND RESIST ALL BLACK BITCHEZ (LIGHTSKIN + DARK)...
and yeah, juz tha idea of dating one, it'z juz not good in tha long run (ya know).
Call it ignoracism or whateva, but yeah, I believe they're a very small %
of black bitchez (half or full black) out there who have a long-lasting flame.
Really, tha oddz of me findin one, to eventually marry n' shit (highly unlikely).
IX. #SUMMER2015 II
So, uh, could thiz #SUMMER2015 be tha summer I finally find A GIRL FRIEND,
or will be juz tha typical MEDIOCRE/BULLSHIT summer I usually tend to get
(tha last decent summer I could eva recall, being 2007, 8 friggin yearz ago),
I guezz I'll juz have to wait and see, I mean, I do a pretty darn good job at,
uhhh, keepin ma phone charged, and I think I do pretty decent job too at,
uhhh, throwin ma numba at *select bitchez*, juz a matter of which one(z)
are willing to give me *THA GLORIOUZ OPPORTUNITY* of lettin me take em
for an AMAZIN NIGHT OUT, I mean, money definitely ain't a prob for me,
being that I got "DR. BMO" (credit card) for -love and support- 24/7/365!
Juz tha (sad) fact ***LUCK*** haz neva been on ma side in termz of bitchez.
X. #SUMMER2015 (CLOSING THOUGHTZ) III
And finally now, tha next thought/question consuming ma mind quite hard iz, yeah,
will thiz #SUMMER2015 be a summer I'm granted -some form of- (ya know)
***SEXUAL SATISFACTION*** (aside from, ya know, ONE'Z OWN HAND!),
and not to mention, tha kinda 'satisfaction' I ain't havin to PAY UPFRONT for,
and btw, tha last time I indeed PAID (TO GET SOME), Valentine'z Day 2014,
I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANY! (paid tha bitch $520, only to be STOOD UP midway),
no fucking doubt, THA SINGLE LOWEST POINT OF MA LIFE, but thankfully,
I've neva made "arrangementz" with an escort/prostitute since that very day.
But yeah, indeed I'm really gonna be at it hard thiz #SUMMER2015, in tryin to
at least ***GET LAID!*** or (if I can't get THAT) at least ***GET HEAD!!!***
Paragraphs I through IV written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraph V written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs VI through IX written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraph X written at Home (Brampton)
and not to mention, tha kinda 'satisfaction' I ain't havin to PAY UPFRONT for,
and btw, tha last time I indeed PAID (TO GET SOME), Valentine'z Day 2014,
I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANY! (paid tha bitch $520, only to be STOOD UP midway),
no fucking doubt, THA SINGLE LOWEST POINT OF MA LIFE, but thankfully,
I've neva made "arrangementz" with an escort/prostitute since that very day.
But yeah, indeed I'm really gonna be at it hard thiz #SUMMER2015, in tryin to
at least ***GET LAID!*** or (if I can't get THAT) at least ***GET HEAD!!!***
Paragraphs I through IV written at Starbucks Bramalea (Brampton)
Paragraph V written at Bramalea City Centre mall (Brampton)
Paragraphs VI through IX written on Brampton Transit bus (Brampton)
Paragraph X written at Home (Brampton)
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