Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh).. comin at ya live from #HOME.. tha'z right, home sweet hole (yeah, i said HOLE!)
Here to bring to you now tha *PART 3* finale of ma twitter rant (for thiz week)... needlezz to say... I wuzn't done gettin $HIT off ma mind!
So tonight I come to you to talk specifically bout one thing.. BITCHEZ!.. most specifically ^LIL SEXY INDIAN BITCHEZ^
And not to sound like a SEXIST PIG here... (sowwie I do thiz)... but juz look at THA A$$ on tha one on tha far right!
But anywayz... HA (I strezzz ma point here) LOL... but juz had to provide one last *alternative* (-back-)side view
Needlezz to say... thiz iz gunna be one of themz momentz I'm kinda *pushin tha boundariez*... az far az ma whole (uh) "blogging" thing goez
Believe it or not.. it wuzn't that G (wit tha A$$) I wuz most ENAMORED by of tha bunch.. tha one I happened to like tha mostest of em all...
I'm a bit of a softy.. but yeah... (tha one I liked #1 most) tha really cute n' short one (in black) in tha middle
Sooo... if you're wondering where I'm gettingz at with thiz... and yezzz, it wuz "I" who happened to snapped *THOZE* very same pix (WTF, eh)
Take a min, well ya, to look ova tha prev tweet.. if tha message izn't LOUD AND CLEAR for ya.. but yeah, seemz I've picked up on a bad habit
What elze can I say... lookz like I've reached a new point of *LOW* in life... where I'm indeed -secretly- snapping pix of BITCHEZ in public
Now if you weren't aware, I'm kinda sorta in (uh) *DEZZZPERATE PURSUIT* in findin A GIRL FRIEND, and indeed am more HARD PRESSED than eva
And yeah, I'm pretty much out there, you can basically find me at tha mall (YEAH!) 5 timez a week, cuz yeah >>> that'z where BITCHEZ be at!
Unfortunately... I've been blessed with tha wonderful *INABILITY* to know how to interact/approach any themz bitchez... all I know to do...
What do I know to do (hmm?).. 1) look at them; 2) walk/sit by them; 3) ????? (lol).. I guezz that'z ALL I know to do (wit bitchez in public)
Alwayz thinkin (in ma head)... had I had at least *ONE (GUY) FRIEND* in tha world... mighta be able to (ya know) DO MORE with theze bitchez
But I understand.. tha reason I ain'tz got a single friend in tha world.. and I'm chasin bitchez at tha mall endlessly (TO NO SUCCESS!)...
... it'z all in tha MAKE-UP of ma future and inevitable MENTAL COLLAPSE/BREAKDOWN... (in otha wordz)... SELF-DESTRUCTION BY (FUCKIN) DESIGN!
Ma sincerezt apologiez goez out to THOZE BITCHEZ I -secretly- snapped pix of at that #SHOPPERSWORLD mall bus stop (a few weekz back) :P
But juz imagine.. had GOD let me have juz 1 (ANY 1) of thoze girlz AZ MA GIRL FRIEND.. all ma woundz would be healed!
Sadly (az I already said many timez).. az hard az I try to GET IT.. GOD will neva GRANT ME tha wish of (one day) HAVIN A GIRL FRIEND :'(
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