Hey it'z your boy DJ DIZTURBIA (a.K.a "DVSNGH" Dave Singh)... comin at ya live from #BCC/#Bramalea City Centre mall... brought to you by...
(ma drink) #PURELEAF (Iced) Green Tea with Honey... neva had it once eva before in ma life... til now (it'z arrright)
Juz chillin here alone, az alwayz tha case, having #NOFRIENDS... welcome to ma (sad-n-repetitive-n-depressing) life... #nevaendingstory
I thought I take it upon maself thiz evening to enlighten y'allz with a rather *DARK CHAPTER* of ma past (see pic)
And what you see righ there (see prev. tweet) are indeed special, custom-made *BUSINESS CARDS* (promoting ma site and agenda) from 2012-2013
Not only were they a huge waste of hard-earned/minimum-wage $$$... (close to $1000 invested into them)... but also a huge loss *spiritually*
And what I mean by that (spiritually), in tha fact I really put maself out there (with theze cardz), thinkin *SOMEBODY* out there might care
But all I got wuz a minimal increase in traffic to my website (signz that ma cardz were picked up and read) and rarely would I eva get textz
And of thoze rare few textz I got.. (after droppin ma cardz at variouz, random placez ie. "bus stopz").. tha convo'z wouldn't last very long
Rumour haz it now.. despite havin tried *THIZ EXPERIMENT* for nearly 2 yearz (and FAILING HORRIFICLY at it).. I'm considerin TRYIN IT AGAIN!
Obviouzly... in attemptz of taking a "new approach" with it... perhapz I oughta throw a lie (or two or three) in there to 'sweeten' ma luck
So here'z ma first "official" business card... (Circa *March 2012*)... tha time I had a diff web addy and cell numba
And here'z a different card.. (Circa *May 2013*).. when I went unda tha handle "A$AP DAVE" (how fucked iz that, ehhh)
And here'z ma second (and final EVA) card.. (Circa *November 2013*).. again, while unda tha stupid "A$AP DAVE" handle
Unfortunately.. I had bit of a MISHAP with that last card (involvin #BramptonTransit and an anonymous COWORKER).. no need to have to explain
Buh yeah... *wordz* would go around at ma workplace (#RestaurantThatCannotBeNamed)... and I juz wuzn't prepared to handle tha *SCRUTINY* :$
Tho it'z been a year and a half since *that* uncomfortable time period... yeah... I still get reminded about 'that card' by random coworkerz
If I do eva decide to make "a new card" lol... I guezz I won't be droppin em on tha bus no more... unless I went wit a fake name or sum shit
But have it be known... I'm not juz depressed at thiz very moment in time... I'm believe I'm now at tha level of (uh) ULTRA SUPA DEPREZZZED!
To tha point, I'm not only considerin makin "a new card".. but yeah.. it'z (looking to be) a card *highlighting* that ULTRA SUPA DEPRESSION!
Perhapz (LOL) I should prolly end tha subject now... think I made ma point nice and clear here... indeedy how it very much #SUCKSTOBEME
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